I pledge to never hand a poster of Robert Pattinson on my wall.
I pledge to uphold the name of Cedric Diggory, because it's not his fault that Robert Pattinson decided to play a ***** vampire.
I pledge to never giggle flirtatiously at a shirtless picture of Taylor Laughtner.
I pledge to watch every Twilight movie and then laugh at each one.
I pledge to read or watch one book, TV show, or movie that has real vampires in it.
I pledge to pray for Buffy, because the task of slaying meyerpires falls to her.
I pledge to uphold the names of the great classical authors, for it is not their fault they were used in Twilight.
I pledge to read actual literature.
I pledge to find stalkers creepy, not romantic.
I pledge that if I ever fall in love with someone, it will be a real love, with true chemistry, between me and someone with whom I share an actual connection.
I pledge to be brave enough to ask a guy (or girl) out if I like him (or her), not just wait for him (or her) to show up in my room at night and carry me away to fairyland.
I pledge that no one factor of my life will be all-consuming, and that I will live a fully rounded life, and be friends with more than one person.
I pledge to continue to have a life even after I break up with someone.
I pledge to laugh immaturely whenever Twilight talks about how "hard" Edward is.
I pledge to never have sex with a sibling.
I pledge to curse every time I fall down a staircase.
I pledge to walk in the sun and not sparkle.
I pledge to avert my eyes when I see someone wearing a Twilight-themed shirt or sporting other Twilight regalia.
I pledge to work to my fullest extent to stop the spread of sparkling vampires.
I pledge to uphold the name of werewolf.
I pledge to uphold the name of vampire.