(I did this one last year, but lost the text, so did another take. Sang to the tune of "Grandma got run over by a reindeer")
Lady got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Devil May Cry on Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for Trish and Dante, they believe
She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog
And they'd begged her not to go
But she'd left her favorite gun
So she stumbled out the door into the snow
When they found her Christmas mornin'
Ambulance taking her from the scene of the attack
There were hoof prints on her forehead
And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back
Lady got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Devil May Cry on Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for Trish and Dante, they believe
Now were all so proud of Dante
He's been takin' this so well
See him in there taking a nap
Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with Patty belle
It's not Christmas without Lady
There's so much money Dante needed a sack
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts or wait till she's back?
Lady got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Devil May Cry on Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for Trish and Dante, they believe
Now the food is on the table
Mostly festive version of pizza pies
And a green and red candle
That would just have matched the color of Lady's eyes
Kyrie warned all of Dante's friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give a license
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves
Lady got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Devil May Cry on Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for Trish and Dante, they believe!