Things you shouldn't say to Dante....

[Trish67]

I don't know if this thread has already been done....but rather then searching for it and reviving it (cause that be againest the rules) I am going to re-make it....

so things Dante would probably kill you for saying....

 

[Kite]

Your Mother was very tasteful
like some demon would use this just to get him angry but then he'd probably die or something

 

[LordOfDarkness]

So you and that other guy, you're gays right?

 

[Trish67]

yes something like that....
or this and i am going to get this one out of the way....but i am expecting many varitions on this one....

"Are the large swords in your collection compenstating for anything?"

 

[Kite]

thats really funny
i love it

 

[King Avallach]

Dante, hah, what kinda ponsey name's that, bet you're a right pushover!

 

[Trish67]

so how many girls have you knocked up, but how many have you slept with and how many of them were whores, or otherwise the first question, and this one, have you ever paid for sex?

 

[LordOfDarkness]

Wow Dante, you've really let yourself go!! Sitting around all day, eating pizza... Who would wanna sleep with you? The pizza fairy?

 

[Kite]

your just a little pizza eating B i t c h oh yeah!

 

[LordOfDarkness]

^ :lol:

You know, I'd look stupid too if I wore what you are wearing.

 

[Trish67]

so you still have the funky axe like guitar...(Nevan), we'll why don't you go play it, instead of wasting all your bad pick up lines on the girls at this bar.

 

[Kite]

this kinda makes me feel like "we're" dissing Dante but this is still fun nonetheless

 

[Trish67]

yeah hey its fun though

 

[Kodanshi]

“Please accept this invitation…”

 

[LordOfDarkness]

Dante you lying SOB, there's your mother *points at Trish* See, she never died...

 

[Kite]

that was good ^

 

[LordOfDarkness]

Can't this be for any dmc character? Peeps are gonna run out of stuff for Dante...

 

[Esura]

Dante, I banged your mom's last night boy! Whatcha gunna do? You nuthin but a punk b itch ass pansy, eating strawberry sundays by yo self! Fa ggot!

 

[LordOfDarkness]

You're either out killing demons, or eating... When do you make time fo the sex man?

 

[Trish67]

sure make it for any dmc character....not just dante....but specify what chracter you are talking to from now on