THE DEVIL MAY CRY CAPTION THREAD

[TerrorA]

And here's a heartwarming/funny/awesome one from CJvselinmortal

Damn it, Dante! Every single time!

 

[Alittleacorn]

snip

*sings* you got a friend in me, you got a friend in meee :lol:

 

[Alittleacorn]

Just some crazy stuff that happened with me and friend, she did the picture, I added the gif/captions XP:

[04:49:58] Lum: oh gawd, I’d murder for a kitkat now…
[04:50:15] Lilac: Dante would murder for a kitkat every night

Kat:…..

Dante: If you get lonely, you know where I’m at *wink*

 

[TerrorA]

Kat:…..

Dante: If you get lonely, you know where I’m at *wink*

God damn it Dante! Do I have to buy you a chastity belt?

 

[LysseC]

God damn it Dante! Do I have to buy you a chastity belt?

Vergil: Yeah, you should... I'll keep the key.... :troll:

 

[Alittleacorn]

I'm sad, I know.

 

[Loopy]

I have no idea why, but this expression Dante has is making me laugh so much:lol: What kind of expression is that anyway? Embarrassed?

 

[TerrorA]

Vergil: Yeah, you should... I'll keep the key.... :troll:

Dante: You wouldn't dare!

 

[IncarnatedDemon]

That purpled girl looks like a my pony creature when in the bed lol.

 

[TerrorA]

That purpled girl looks like a my pony creature when in the bed lol.

It is. It's an human version of Twiight Sparkle from My Little Pony. It's a thing. (has no more info due to not being a brony)

 

[Alittleacorn]

I have no idea why, but this expression Dante has is making me laugh so much:lol: What kind of expression is that anyway? Embarrassed?

It's a Flynn expression XD

 

[TerrorA]

One more from CJvselinmortal. Apparently Dante slept with Samus Aran and BOTH Lara Crofts....

It is literally anything that moves with you, isn't it?

Dante: I have some standards

What? A pulse?

 

[DragonMaster2010]

One more from CJvselinmortal. Apparently Dante slept with Samus Aran and BOTH Lara Crofts....It is literally anything t

It is literally anything that moves with you, isn't it?

Dante: I have some standards

What? A pulse?

It didn't show.

 

[TerrorA]

It didn't show.

Now?

 

[DragonMaster2010]

Now?

now it did. Wow Dante. To do it with both Laras is something. I bet new Lora was easier though.:lol:

 

[TerrorA]

now it did. Wow Dante. To do it with both Laras is something. I bet new Lora was easier though.:lol:

reDante: Between me and other Me, we've nailed half the female gaming population.

oDante: With no crossovers of the lists!

reDante: Except Bayonetta.

oDante: Who hasn't slept with her?

 

[IncarnatedDemon]

Nero and Dante interogating a witness about where Dante's impostor went.

 

[Alittleacorn]

Found this on tumblr and just:

Pretty much

 

[Alittleacorn]

Sorry to double post, but I saw these and just cracked up.

And the other version that made me burst out laughing

They were drawn by Mory-Kim :lol:

 

[Loopy]

Nice find, Acorn! Those were all really funny:lol: Poor Dante, being arrested, then jumped on by Kat. Guy just can't seem to get a break.