Nero A Clone ???

[Deleted member 209]

me: I'm sorry Kyrie but nobody actually gives a damn about u or Nero
Kyrie: but...
me: don't say nethin ur voice annoys me u kno the way out
Kyrie: actually I don't
me:*pushes her off the roof of a very tall building lands on hobo Nero who went bankrupt after his show was cancelled* AND STAY OUT!!!

:lol:

 

[Dark Elf]

Got 'em! Nice job

 

[Deleted member 209]

we make a good team. that's 2 problems with the VG world of today we sorted out. Now how to destroy Uwe Boll...
:lol:

 

[Dark Elf]

Just order him to make a film (romantic) "the crap life of dumbass Uwe Boll"

 

[Deleted member 209]

starring:

Uwe Boll: "I am a genius"
Alastor: *coughs whilst slapping the dumbass around the back of the head*
and Lil Lady: hey I've got an idea.."

*Alastor and Lady high five and then put Uwe Boll in a box and mail it to Mundus*

Mundus opens the box
Mundus: DAMN YOU ALASTOR AND LADY

:lol:

 

[Dark Elf]

Send him Jean Claude Van Damme and Steven Segal. Mundus'll go crazy
Sends Mundus a grenade.
Mundus: Hmmm, lemon!
Bang!
Mundus: Holy s**t!

 

[Deleted member 209]

*jean claude van damme in a dress*
Mundus: MY EYES!!! *after clearing the burnt bits of grenade from his face*
Steven Segal: damn! burnt my pontail off!!

 

[Dark Elf]

:lol:

Well, I suggest to send him "The Rock"
True wrestler

 

[Deleted member 209]

he could be the cleaner!

mundus: what the hell did I do?! *cue sad music*
(JCVD, SS, and UB start dancing and sing back up)
Me and Alastor: wtf is that noise!!

 

[Dark Elf]

Beowulf & Jesters: We're brothers....
We're brothers and we're coloured
Give me a five!

 

[Deleted member 209]

Lil-Lady: this endless musical parody ends now!!! *loads shotgun*

 

[Dark Elf]

I gonna sing 'em a
"Kolhoznik Kuzmich's song"
Hones scythe

 

[Deleted member 209]

what's that? :huh:

 

[Dark Elf]

Something like "Dance with the scythes"
Kuzmich is a psycho maniac :lol:

 

[Deleted member 209]

:lol:

me: lets RAWK!!! :lol:

 

[Dark Elf]

Jester: Don't you want to give us a five
Me: Of course! (throws five scythes at them)

 

[Deleted member 209]

me: :lol: five this! *blasts off Jesters hand with her shotgun*
Jester: AIEEEEEEEEEE!

 

[Dark Elf]

Nice shot!

 

[Deleted member 209]

*jesters hand grows back*
Jester: that was sooooo mean! *wah!*

 

[Dark Elf]

Hones scythe again
Me: Zip it! Or I'll pierce that big nose!