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Nero A Clone ???

me: I'm sorry Kyrie but nobody actually gives a damn about u or Nero
Kyrie: but...
me: don't say nethin ur voice annoys me u kno the way out
Kyrie: actually I don't
me:*pushes her off the roof of a very tall building lands on hobo Nero who went bankrupt after his show was cancelled* AND STAY OUT!!!

:lol:
 
we make a good team. :P that's 2 problems with the VG world of today we sorted out. Now how to destroy Uwe Boll...
:lol:
 
starring:

Uwe Boll: "I am a genius"
Alastor: *coughs whilst slapping the dumbass around the back of the head*
and Lil Lady: hey I've got an idea.."

*Alastor and Lady high five and then put Uwe Boll in a box and mail it to Mundus*

Mundus opens the box
Mundus: DAMN YOU ALASTOR AND LADY

:lol:
 
:D
Send him Jean Claude Van Damme and Steven Segal. Mundus'll go crazy
Sends Mundus a grenade.
Mundus: Hmmm, lemon!
Bang!
Mundus: Holy s**t!
 
*jean claude van damme in a dress*
Mundus: MY EYES!!! *after clearing the burnt bits of grenade from his face*
Steven Segal: damn! burnt my pontail off!!
 
he could be the cleaner! :P

mundus: what the hell did I do?! *cue sad music*
(JCVD, SS, and UB start dancing and sing back up)
Me and Alastor: wtf is that noise!!
 
Lil-Lady: this endless musical parody ends now!!! *loads shotgun*
 
me: :lol: five this! *blasts off Jesters hand with her shotgun*
Jester: AIEEEEEEEEEE!
 
*jesters hand grows back*
Jester: that was sooooo mean! *wah!*
 
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