Make your own zombie survival guide.

[Devil Hunter 95]

they would be chained while to a wall while im finding a cure

 

[AzureNight13]

Do you know how many times I was turned into a zombie because of you two?! You and that taboo word! lol

 

[LordOfDarkness]

^ taboo word... Was it coffee?

 

[AzureNight13]

Oh s**t *turns into zombie* COOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

 

[Ainde]

I readed one a while a go so i guess i ll put some tips here.
-Be in good shape, dont eat junk food.
-Grab everything u need and take it to the top floor and then destroy the stairs so if zombies break in the wont be able to reach u.
-When u run out of supplies leave the city and do not enter any bulding.

 

[VI-Rainbow]

Zombies comin' up the hell right now! SHOOT'EM IN THE HEAD! SHOOT'EM IN THE HEAD!

Sorry. I had to do that. :B

 

[AzureNight13]

I readed one a while a go so i guess i ll put some tips here.
-Be in good shape, dont eat junk food.
-Grab everything u need and take it to the top floor and then destroy the stairs so if zombies break in the wont be able to reach u.
-When u run out of supplies leave the city and do not enter any bulding.

Be in good shape....don't eat junk food....well that rules me out. *eats more icecream and gets more starbucks.* Wait I'm still in zombie mode....damn it DH95 or LoD throw sugar at me already. Someone! Anyone! DO IT NOW I SAY!

 

[Ainde]

Be in good shape....don't eat junk food....well that rules me out. *eats more icecream and gets more starbucks.* Wait I'm still in zombie mode....damn it DH95 or LoD throw sugar at me already. Someone! Anyone! DO IT NOW I SAY!

lol, i love sugar 2, it is a tough choise, your life ,or sugar.
Im sure most ppl would pick sugar (including my self).
Who cares, u can always hire a body guard or ask dante to help u out.

 

[Devil Hunter 95]

Damn it LoD, ya had to say it! *throws sugar at Azure* oh and a blood red rose as a gift.*puts the rose in Azures hand*

 

[AzureNight13]

*cries* LoD how could you *sniff* Someone could of shot my f**king head off! lol

 

[Devil Hunter 95]

that was close! Damn it LoD! she could have been shot.... but its over now as long as no one says the taboo word again.

 

[VI-Rainbow]

I'm actually starting to walk long distances. It'll help me get used to walking for a good amount of time incase these measures come into play. Also. Bike riding. There will be times where you need to depend more on your legs and feet than your sweet PTLoser. I mean... cruiser.

 

[Devil Hunter 95]

and sometimes you want to put more distance between you and zombies behinde you who are catching up fast, and sometimes a motorcycle or a car can save your live in a situation like that

 

[VI-Rainbow]

True. True. But what I really mean is if you are in an area where there are no near by cars with keys or motobikes incase you didn't have a car of your own to start out with.

 

[AzureNight13]

unless some moron sciesntist desides to test on regular zombie and make them super zombies. then we'll all be f**ked.

 

[Devil Hunter 95]

you said it Azure. thats why we need cars and motorcycles we already own in a safe and secure enviorionment away from zombies but closer to us and lets not forget if the melee weapon breaks or is dull i mean most swords never break but what about other weapons like bats, chainsaws, axes, hammers, the the occausnly spiked chain?

 

[VI-Rainbow]

My crowbar is ready. ;3;

 

[AzureNight13]

I'll trade it in for a mallet. lol

 

[Devil Hunter 95]

not what i meant... what i meant was if the weapon breaks would you have a backup weapon just in case

 

[AzureNight13]

I was only making a Dawn of the Dead joke :lol: