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I don't see how Donte's a douchebag.

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Cabbage Detective

Cabbages <3
I do know of a funny story when a drunk Engish man took all his clothes off and ran naked into the Imperial garden, but the police could not stop him....not sure why. One guy against many police should be easy. Maybe it was because the man was naked and foreign?:lol:
perhaps it was one of the saints from saints row series? :troll:
 

TerrorA

Don't mess with a Mage, bitch.
Okay your not as tall as skyscraper your not that scary.....140 lbs....really and your slighly more muscular than the average person? Dude I'm 135 lbs and I'm barely that muscular (I have a nice chest, decent abs, but my arms could use some work).

Where do you have your scars?

mostly arms and midsection from fights. 2 or 3 on my neck from a failed suicide attempt, and a light one by my right eye when I got nicked by some keys. That also left a permanant red line through my right eye, making me nearsited in it. Thanks, Wade Park.
 

Stylish Nero

We Dem Boys!!
Funny thing.....I in fact did see a few Japanese porn (well didn't see it I just saw a thumbnail) where there was a black man in it (well doing what you do in porn) to a Japanese chick (porn star)......I'm being serious here.

I wouldn't know how it went....I really don't watch porn (especially Japanese).

The black guys I seen in all those Japanese porn videos/images weren't all that good looking (as far as I would know) except for one dude (although I could barely see his face because that Japanese chick was in the way...funny the one time in porn a straight guy is more interested in seeing the guy than the girl) on the basis that the guy had a pretty good body (muscular and stuff), granted he was bald (not that it really matters).

It was porn so it was more business than pleasure:p

But it says something about Japanese-American relationship if foreigners can appear in their porn (even if it is rare cause I really don't see other non-Japanese outside a few blacks in well.... but granted I'm not really looking all that hard).

Just an interesting thing I say a few months back.
 

Stylish Nero

We Dem Boys!!
mostly arms and midsection from fights. 2 or 3 on my neck from a failed suicide attempt, and a light one by my right eye when I got nicked by some keys. That also left a permanant red line through my right eye, making me nearsited in it. Thanks, Wade Park.

.......was it you who tried to commit suicide or was it someone else you stopped from committing suicide?
 

Loopy

Devil hunter in training
Funny thing.....I in fact did see a few Japanese porn (well didn't see it I just saw a thumbnail) where there was a black man in it (well doing what you do in porn) to a Japanese chick (porn star)......I'm being serious here.
Ugh...Japanese porn>_< The women are faking it, pretending it hurts just to please of the guy with the tiny dick and then she moans like a cat being strangled. That's why in Japan 'nyan nyan', the noise a cat makes, is also slang for sex.
Fun fact. :p
I wouldn't know how it went....I really don't watch porn (especially Japanese).
Don't, it will save your ears a lot of pain. I have no idea why the guys showed it to me.>_< It's just awkward.
The black guys I seen in all those Japanese porn videos/images weren't all that good looking (as far as I would know) except for one dude (although I could barely see his face because that Japanese chick was in the way...funny the one time in porn a straight guy is more interested in seeing the guy than the girl) on the basis that the guy had a pretty good body (muscular and stuff), granted he was bald (not that it really matters).
They just want the guy for the novelty of not being Japanese. They don't care about being attractive, plus the woman is probably paid more for doing this.
It was porn so it was more business than pleasure:p
Business for sure.
But it says something about Japanese-American relationship if foreigners can appear in their porn (even if it is rare cause I really don't see other non-Japanese outside a few blacks in well.... but granted I'm not really looking all that hard).
Seeing foreigners is rare. It's a niche market with not many viewers.
Just an interesting thing I say a few months back.
 

Loopy

Devil hunter in training
i can't be the only one who laughs at their moaning
I hope everyone laughs. It's so fake. I don't know how a guy would be turned on with those silly noises. If a woman is moaning too much, she's faking and probably wants the guy to hurry up.
And for porn, well, they aren't called 'porn actresses' for nothing. It's their job to act and pretend to enjoy sex....like all women:troll:
 

Cabbage Detective

Cabbages <3
I hope everyone laughs. It's so fake. I don't know how a guy would be turned on with those silly noises. If a woman is moaning too much, she's faking and probably wants the guy to hurry up.
And for porn, well, they aren't called 'porn actresses' for nothing. It's their job to act and pretend to enjoy sex....like all women
there was one pr0n where the guy came on her feet imo XD
 

Stylish Nero

We Dem Boys!!
Me. Long ******* story

If it makes you feel better I once contemplated committing suicide for religious reasons (not a cult thing. I was fed up with the way the world was and Christianity believe it or not was making my life stressful).

I once also stopped my nephew from killing himself too because his 3DS broke down (there was other reasons but the 3DS was the final straw for him or something).
 

Stylish Nero

We Dem Boys!!
i can't be the only one who laughs at their moaning

I tried wanking but the moaning got soo annoying that I had to mute it and even then it ruined the mood and I couldn't continue. I still watched it for the LOLZ.

Try finding Softcore Japanese porn. The women there don't make annoying sounds and have sex like every other person...although its more light and not as heavy as the hardcore stuff. Its like how a regular couple would do it except with music and dialogue (unless if some people talk during intercourse).
 

Cabbage Detective

Cabbages <3
I tried wanking but the moaning got soo annoying that I had to mute it and even then it ruined the mood and I couldn't continue. I still watched it for the LOLZ.

Try finding Softcore Japanese porn. The women there don't make annoying sounds and have sex like every other person...although its more light and not as heavy as the hardcore stuff. Its like how a regular couple would do it except with music and dialogue (unless if some people talk during intercourse).
damn this thread went from Dante to hong kong chicks to history lessons to japanese pr0n i <3 dis forum
 

Loopy

Devil hunter in training
there was one pr0n where the guy came on her feet imo XD
Eh?! Feet?!:lol:
Guy: Ikuzo! Ikuzo! (comes on feet).
Woman: WTF (walks off).

Try finding Softcore Japanese porn. The women there don't make annoying sounds and have sex like every other person...although its more light and not as heavy as the hardcore stuff. Its like how a regular couple would do it except with music and dialogue (unless if some people talk during intercourse).
Japanese porn blurrs out all the penis and vagina for censorship reasons. I just don't know how anyone can use it for jacking off because of that, and the annoying sounds.
Also, they hardly talk, except for the guy constantly asking 'how is it'. That's just plain annoying. Does he give out a survey after sex to rate his performence?:lol:

If it makes you feel better I once contemplated committing suicide for religious reasons (not a cult thing. I was fed up with the way the world was and Christianity believe it or not was making my life stressful).
Religion can put a stress on people. Sadly, sometimes it can end in suicide. For some, it's a feeling of shame over breaking a commandment, or shame over what the church community will say.
Everyone has moments when the problems and stress of the word really build up and it feels like there's no way out except suicide.
At those times, religion should be a pillar of support of guidance, but I have learned that at times, church can be judgemental and push people even further into suicide. It's a shame.
I once also stopped my nephew from killing himself too because his 3DS broke down (there was other reasons but the 3DS was the final straw for him or something).
It can only take one little thing that finally makes a person say 'I've had enough'. It's the culmination of lots of other bad things just suddenly becoming too much.
Good for you being able to step in and stop him. ^_^
 

Stylish Nero

We Dem Boys!!
he tried to kill himself because of a 3ds....
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At first I thought he was joking until he got the knife and said he was going to kill himself. I asked why and something about wanting to live a better life in heaven. I convinced him Christian (and most other religions) or not killing yourself will not send you to heaven and I even had to explain to him what hell was...that is when I know his parents and pastor failed him.
 

TerrorA

Don't mess with a Mage, bitch.
Seriously, my old hood sucked. Imagine being young and scared and emotionally fragile after your Grandpa's death. Imagine moving into the Cleveland version of South Central. Imagine being jumped 5 days a week, and being forced to learn how to fight to survive. Imagine acquiring a rage so dark, it cast a shadow on the night. Imagine feeling it writhe and struggle to free itself and you live every day in fear of it doing just that. Welcome to my life
 

Stylish Nero

We Dem Boys!!
Seriously, my old hood sucked. Imagine being young and scared and emotionally fragile after your Grandpa's death. Imagine moving into the Cleveland version of South Central. Imagine being jumped 5 days a week, and being forced to learn how to fight to survive. Imagine acquiring a rage so dark, it cast a shadow on the night. Imagine feeling it writhe and struggle to free itself and you live every day in fear of it doing just that. Welcome to my life

Its okay

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At least he can relate to you.
 

Loopy

Devil hunter in training
At first I thought he was joking until he got the knife and said he was going to kill himself. I asked why and something about wanting to live a better life in heaven. I convinced him Christian (and most other religions) or not killing yourself will not send you to heaven and I even had to explain to him what hell was...that is when I know his parents and pastor failed him.
I don't think scaring someone using hell when they are fragile and wanting to kill themselves is a good idea. Fine to say, killing yourself is a sin, but also say how much that person would be missed, and how many more experiences in life are still out there, and how things will get better even if it seems really bad at the moment.
Yes, say it is a sin, but put more emphasis on how valued the person is, how the family loves them and would miss them if they died.

Anecdotal, but a friend of mine was brought up with the idea that anything she did wrong would send her to hell. As a result, she is still going to therapy even as an adult to get over this, and does not speak to her parents and accuses them of child abuse for this. Pretty extreme extreme....I didn't know having faith could mess someone up so badly.
 
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