I promised Angel I'd be polite but this is impossible. I sure hope an admin reads all of this before he decides to do anything, because I feel like I'm due warranted a little self defense after Macabre has accused me of all this garbage.
Internal hypocrisy right in the same paragraph! It's truly a miracle! I could use an image macro to illustrate my amusement and surprise, but I don't think I will!
Oh, and Protip: When you desperately edit posts to avoid getting banned, try not to fill the edit with additional insults. That probably won't help you become a mod.
I'll start this off slow.
For one, I don't edit my posts to keep from getting banned, I edit them for typo's so I don't confuse your precious head. Also my personal experience "So far" and my "impression" is not a direct insult towards anyone, but it seems you've already forcefully placed yourself under that category. If I made a description of an elitist ball sniffer and you fill the roll after the fact, how am I to blame? I've done nothing wrong and the only post I edited that I could see was even remotely offensive was my George Carlin "STFU" picture. I'm sorry that bent you out of shape, but I apologized for your lack of comprehending such a geniuses message.
I'm sure George will forgive you.
Let's. It's everything to do with your confrontational, self-aggrandizing attitude. One of the rules concerns insulting other posters and generally acting like a knobhead [sic], and when you make these childish insults aimed at nobody specifically:
Well I'm sorry you feel that way. I wasn't trying to ruffle your jimmy's. Bullshit, as you notice, is not censored so I don't really consider it a bad word. As for whether me calling you out on bullshit is confrontational or not? I spew bullshit all the time, you know that. (See, I can joke against myself too.) I don't consider saying, that something someone said "is bullshit" confrontational. It's bullshit man. I disprove.
I respect you sometimes Macabre. I don't respect the fact that you call me out on bullshit, like when you call me a troll after I spend ten minutes to write a very well thought out post to you, but for the most part you don't bother me.
It's like stepping on some gum. You like gum, but you don't like it on your shoe. (I'm kidding. Calm the hell down.)
It makes you look not only like a knobhead,-
First of all, why should knob be allowed but the good ole D word isn't? It doesn't make sense. It's okay when you say bad words in the abstract sense but when I say them, "reported herp!" (If you can't tell by now I'm illustrating a point that I don't give a .. well.. you and I both know what I want to say.)
-but a coward as well. If you want to call out particular forum members for a debate, just do it. You don't have to put in grade-school level insults, you could just debate with them like an adult. You put 23 on your profile, act like it.
Secondly, .. oh boy.. You said it man. I wipe my hands clean.
I NEVER ONCE insulted anyone directly. Name a single time I insulted someone. And you know what Macabre? I don't give a flying kite if I'm breaking a rule at this point because I think my outrage needs to be heard for this imbecilic nonsense. (I did promise Angel that I would try to be polite, so I'll try my best, but no promises kiddo.) This is completely and utterly bullshit to be called out like this by you over something I never did, and without a single quote proving it. You're pulling this bullshit out of your ass at this point and it's honestly the most dishonest disgusting bullshit I've ever heard. You think me calling someone who is acting like a Jerk towards me is an insult? I could blow your imagination AWAY if that's your definition of an insult.
You'd honestly, be crippled after I was done talking to you. So don't tell me that bullshit. (Isn't that a great word btw?)
You may not like me, that's fine. You may think my style of arguing to be overly aggressive or just me being a douche bag, THAT'S FINE! I know that's what you think but I honestly don't give a lick. You're taking my distaste for a fictional character personally and interpreting it to be something it's not. I use facts and evidence to support my claims and what do I get? Straw-manned by not only you, but pretty much EVERYONE I've ever talked to on this site excluding one single post by S8ntmark that actually addressed a valid point. I could be wrong here and if I'm forgetting someone I apologize.
TerrorA at least makes an attempt to make valid points and address those of others. You and Alchy just cry about not getting your way and attack someones character rather than the actual discussion.
Everyone else? "DERP THAT'S YOUR OPINION BRO! U CURSED BRO! DANTE'S THE SAME BRO! REPORTED BRO!" Not a single flicking lick of evidence to support their bullshit. They make retarded claims without backing it up, I call them out, and nothing. At this point, your dream of getting me banned won't matter because as far as I'm concerned, not a single one of you (almost) is worth talking to with your pseudo intellectual bull.
Your abuse and harassment certainly isn't worth putting up with. The only intelligent person I've talked to (or at least had a decent conversation with) as of late, is
Angel, and he's impartial because he's an admin.
I said it before and I'll say it again. Prove me wrong. Show some evidence for your claims and stop talking out of your ass. Don't subvert my argument only to complain about my aggressiveness.
I don't think I need your coaching, you're not an admin, mind your own god damn business if you don't have a point to make about the conversation.
I would honestly take AlchemistFromEden's behaviour over yours. At least he avoids using image macros in place of cogent replies and he's actually funny.
"I'd honestly take Alchy's behavior over yours!" OHHHHH!
It burrrnnns! MY PUSSY HURTS! CATCH HER FROM THE TREE OFFICER!! *MEOW!!*
Are you five years old? Do you think I give a single care in the world about your preference of my behavior or your preference on how I make MY posts, with or without an image? Is there a rule saying I can't add a little comedy to my post? Do you seriously look at a picture of a stick figure and say, "That guy has less credibility." ON A VIDEO GAME THREAD? FOR REAL DOG? We're not discussing rocket science here and you haven't made a single cognitive reply to any of my arguments once so I don't think you're one to talk.
It's actually even more sad if you got a friend to sign up to this forum for the purpose of delivering the weakest gag in the history of the universe. You couldn't come up with some kind of joke that parodies the ridiculous logical leaps they used to make in that show, ridiculing AfE for his "detective work"? I mean really, you couldn't come up with anything funnier to do with that Hideki account either? His holiness Kamiya would never condone such a brazen lack of creativity.
I've spoken with Kamiya before and he actually trolls harder than I do. He even told me he enjoys it because of how stupid people can be, but that's besides the point. Kamiya would "b1tch you the f$ck out" (his words not mine) before you even uttered your wussy complaints about language and proper tone.
Do you even know who you're talking about? "His holiness"? Kamiya would laugh you out of the room if you said that stupid **** to him. And I didn't even make that Kamiya account so don't talk to me kid. Your opinion isn't needed or important enough to have any impact on what I, or my friends find funny or not.
Go write a book.
You're taking the ideas of better people, adding nothing, dumbing them down and acting surprised when people can't stand you. Your apotheosis to Tameem level is complete.
Taking the ideas from better people? So now you're going to accuse me of plagiarism? Yet, much like the other type of clowns I was talking about you make a claim and don't back it up. You're the coward bro, not me. If you're going to accuse me of something then do it. Don't dance around like you've got cold feet. What ideas? Name one. What am I taking from someone? Please. Get in line kid. I'm out of your league.
OH AN INSULT REPORTED! HE JUST INSULTED ME! I R SO MAD.
Please. You don't bother me in the slightest Macabre. The moment I turn my head from my monitor you'll cease to exist in my mind. Just another false accusing big nose who can't mind his own business.
I'm over you as of now.