How Would You Kill Dante?

[Esura]

I like Lady too but pretty much am Trish....like my personality

I wish they let you play with Trish again like on DMC2.

 

[-B.(o).C-®]

Hey, Dark esura can I rape your signature?

 

[Sparda™]

Hey, Dark esura can I rape your signature?

This went far off-topicness!

Can somebody lock this up please?!

 

[-B.(o).C-®]

I would so rape your nina williams signature if she did look so rough.

 

[King Avallach]

You'd rape a picture? Strange person.

 

[-B.(o).C-®]

Disclaimer: To anyone that thinks, truely believes I'm serious your a super idiot that should go die.

 

[King Avallach]

I'm not and I'd rather not, thank you.
Anyway, by my reckoning, any more digression will seal the fate of this thread. Shall we try and stay topical?

 

[Sparda™]

I just reported It to the proper people. A few pages/page ago, Angel stated the last warning for off-topicness.

Well, good luck, off-topic leading people.^_^

 

[-B.(o).C-®]

This thread will be his end.

 

[King Avallach]

Don't you think it would be odd if on one of the upcoming DMCs, Dante finds this page and tries everything on it to prove his invincibility.

"No, that doesn't work, neither does this...or that..or this...or that...":lol:

 

[Sparda™]

Don't you think it would be odd if on one of the upcoming DMCs, Dante finds this page and tries everything on it to prove his invincibility.

"No, that doesn't work, neither does this...or that..or this...or that...":lol:

:lol:....I'd actually like to see Dante test the thermonuclear bomb in the Pacific, even though he'd break a dozen of International laws...:lol:

 

[-B.(o).C-®]

Then he does it all and by accident trips over a rock and dies!:lol:

 

[King Avallach]

All that would be pretty hysterical to see.:lol:
I bet he'd be kinda screwed if he ever wanted to commit suicide.

 

[-B.(o).C-®]

All that would be pretty hysterical to see.:lol:
I bet he'd be kinda screwed if he ever wanted to commit suicide.

I'm telling you he would survive it all then get hit by a leaf and die.:lol:

 

[King Avallach]

A spiky leaf though, give him some dignity.:lol:

 

[-B.(o).C-®]

Dante: That was to bad. The nuke kinda had me going but all in all it was pretty easy.


*leaf*


Dante:.....O_O OH GOD THE PAIN!

Dante: Wha, wait! No gold orb?!


*RESTINPEACE*

 

[Esura]

Getting castrated.
Dante's Achilles' heel.

 

[-B.(o).C-®]

I'm gonna quote something Dante said, ok?

He seriously said this in one of the Manga.


Random guy: I wish I had more money.

Dante: I wish I had a smaller ****. I guess we're both screwed.

I laughed so hard when I read that.:lol:

 

[Esura]

I'm gonna quote something Dante said, ok?

He seriously said this in one of the Manga.


Random guy: I wish I had more money.

Dante: I wish I had a smaller ****. I guess we're both screwed.

I laughed so hard when I read that.:lol:

You LIE!
He really said that!?

 

[-B.(o).C-®]

Yeah, and in one of them somebody called Vergil a fruit cake!