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Anyone have a good joke?

How bad are Meg's jokes?

  • Very

    Votes: 3 25.0%
  • Somewhat

    Votes: 5 41.7%
  • Ugh

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Please stop

    Votes: 2 16.7%
  • No really stop

    Votes: 3 25.0%
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Well-known Member
I thought it'd be fun to have a thread where people can post random jokes they've seen or thought of. I'm quite a fan of terrible puns. My personal favorite is "plateaus are the highest form of flattery." :laugh:

I also pulled a prank on one of my close friends and co-workers by saying "I got a new job cleaning mirrors; it's something I can really see myself doing." She was not happy with me.

So yeah any jokes you have, please post! OH! Riddles too! Riddles are fun. :D


Legendary Devil Hunter
So, when I was 12 I saw a cow for the first time. I was making such a big deal about it, then one of the girls finally had enough and was like "Oh my god we get it, can you shut up?" to which I said "Gee, don't have a cow" everyone laughed.


Well-known Member
i got this one i made a long time ago beautiful meg
what did the cat think about
when he saw a baseball player
he thought cat in a hat :cool:

i have another one i made midway upon the journey of my life
what is the best part of the little mermaid,s body
her legs :p:)

i made up another one have any of you know about the jhonny cage movie
well is easy it has another name this movie
face off :p


I Saw the Devil
Most jokes I know are Mexican jokes so...

I told a feminist a joke once.

My trial begins on Monday.
They'd linch me and I'm Mexican.

Mexican jokes are crude, offencive, raunchy, inappropriate and pretty hysterical so I don't think any of thems would qualify as kosher.

And so, since all the jokes I know would offend those sensitive ears of gringo college students so much it would give them cancer here's something a bit more wholesome... ish...



Active Member

This made me laugh when I came across it today


The wife to the husband:

-Tomorrow is our 20 years anniversary. Can we cook the pig?
-Why? It's not his fault.

...yeah.... can't think of anything better right now. All the other jokes I know are very offensive. (and funnier unfortunately)
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