Oh god, that's just deliciously evil, you rotten bugger. :lol:
Auto-pilot sounds about right, get up, do whatever needs to get done without even noticing that you've done it, come home, crash out until whenever.
Go on, make up the horror story, get Steve to wait on you hand and foot for the next god knows how many years, make him suffer a little...God, I'm pretty evil myself. :lol:
Anyways, I'd better push off, long day tomorrow, nice talking to you, take care. ^_^