Lady, WTF

[InfernalOverkill]

The next Devil May Cry will follow Vergil as he attempts to get breast implants in order to increase his power.
Im callin it now.

Well that certainly puts a new spin on the DMC franchise:
Vergil: "Why do you refuse to gain bigger boobs? The boobs of our father, Sparda?"
Arkham: "The demonic boobs that Sparda once imprisoned... will.. be... MINEEEEE!"
Vergil: "I've come to reclaim my boobs"
Arkham: "You think you can defeat me? Defeat the boobs of your father, Sparda?"
Vergil: "You should come to realize that you cannot handle the boobs of Sparda."

 

[CMAX]

Well that certainly puts a new spin on the DMC franchise:
Vergil: "Why do you refuse to gain bigger boobs? The boobs of our father, Sparda?"
Arkham: "The demonic boobs that Sparda once imprisoned... will.. be... MINEEEEE!"
Vergil: "I've come to reclaim my boobs"
Arkham: "You think you can defeat me? Defeat the boobs of your father, Sparda?"
Vergil: "You should come to realize that you cannot handle the boobs of Sparda."

Boobs of Sparda sounds like the best Metal Band name.

 

[Rebel Dynasty]

Well that certainly puts a new spin on the DMC franchise:
Vergil: "Why do you refuse to gain bigger boobs? The boobs of our father, Sparda?"
Arkham: "The demonic boobs that Sparda once imprisoned... will.. be... MINEEEEE!"
Vergil: "I've come to reclaim my boobs"
Arkham: "You think you can defeat me? Defeat the boobs of your father, Sparda?"
Vergil: "You should come to realize that you cannot handle the boobs of Sparda."

...And now I'll never be able to watch the cutscenes again. XD

 

[CMAX]

Devil May Mammary.

 

[InfernalOverkill]

"From that day forth, my arm changed, and a voice echoed "boobs! Give me bigger boobs!" and if I become a demon, so be it..."

 

[Rebel Dynasty]

"From that day forth, my arm changed, and a voice echoed "boobs! Give me bigger boobs!" and if I become a demon, so be it..."

Lmao! Aww, c'mon...not DMC4, too! XD This already ruined some of the scenes for me:

(I originally heard the audio along with 8-bit Final Fantasy characters years ago, but it's so much funnier this way).

 

[seraphmaycry]

The next Devil May Cry will follow Vergil as he attempts to get breast implants in order to increase his power.
Im callin it now.

this and all the responses following means i will never be able to hear vergils dialogue again.

"breasts control everything, without bigger breasts, you can not protect anything, let alone yourself"

 

[seraphmaycry]

Lmao! Aww, c'mon...not DMC4, too! XD This already ruined some of the scenes for me:

(I originally heard the audio along with 8-bit Final Fantasy characters years ago, but it's so much funnier this way).

MUST. PLAY. DMC4.

 

[CMAX]

this and all the responses following means i will never be able to hear vergils dialogue again.

"breasts control everything, without bigger breasts, you can not protect anything, let alone yourself"

Its funny you say that...... http://mancave.cbslocal.com/2012/04/24/five-instances-when-fake-breasts-saved-lives/

 

[seraphmaycry]

Its funny you say that...... http://mancave.cbslocal.com/2012/04/24/five-instances-when-fake-breasts-saved-lives/

this thread. IS AWESOME.

lolololololol

 

[cheesydonutman]

just imagine what dante and vergil would look like with boobs...

 

[cheesydonutman]

Also yes I just joined so let me clarify a few things:
Nero sucks
New Dante sucks
Vergil rocks as does Dante
Pizza also rocks
The best dmc game is dmc3
If dmc5 is not released my head will implode
and last of all...Put strawberry sundaes on the menu

 

[CMAX]

Also yes I just joined so let me clarify a few things:
Nero sucks
New Dante sucks
Vergil rocks as does Dante
Pizza also rocks
The best dmc game is dmc3
If dmc5 is not released my head will implode
and last of all...Put strawberry sundaes on the menu

lol I think there is an introduction thread for that kind stuff.

just imagine what dante and vergil would look like with boobs...