Here's a new Whose Game story!
Hope you guys enjoy this one.
Many thanks to DT for brainstorming ideas with me and recommending characters. I couldn't have done it without you!
Nero: Hello and welcome to another episode to the show that turns out is NOT cancelled, Whose Game is it Anyway! This is a show where everything is made up and the points don’t matter. Now let’s meet the contestants. Arius from DMC2, Samus Aran from Metroid, Zero from Megaman, and *gasp* ZACK from Crisis Core! :O!!!!
All: *gasp*
Zack: Um…hi?
Nero: Holy crap! This is an honor. I’m such a huge fan!
Zack: Oh! Um…when I’m flattered.
Nero: *continues gushing about Zack*
*Meanwhile*
Tidus: Oh I see how it is! Nero loves Zack huh? Well….I’ll have to do something about that!
*Back on set*
Nero: First game is called Party. Arius will be hosting a party and everyone else will be guests and Arius will have to guess who everyone is. Let’s get started then.
Arius: I’m so (not) excited for this party!
*doorbell*
Arius: I wonder who that could be? *opens door*
Zack (As a gangsta): Yo yo yo! Sup my G?
Arius: What? *watches Zack stumble around*
*doorbell rings again*
Arius: I wonder who that could be?
Zero (as Nero): WAAAAAH!!!!!
Arius: Oh its Nero!
Nero: SON OF A SPARDA!
Zero: Good. Glad that’s over. I knew if I just started crying he’d figure it out.
Nero: What? I do NOT cry that much. *tears up*
Arius: Um…*looks at Zack* I still have no idea…
*doorbell*
Arius: I wonder who that could be?
Samus (As Lightning): *punches Arius*
Arius: Son of a-
Nero: Sparda!
Arius: What was that for?!
Samus: Shut up! Get out of my way. *pushes*
Arius: What?
Samus: I hate you all! ROT IN A SACK!
Arius: Oh…heheh I think I know who you’re supposed to be. Lightning right?
Lightning: Excuse me?!
Meg: Get out of here! You’re not in this episode.
Lightning: Oh well then I’ll just put my f*cking self into it! Get over here, bitch!
Samus: What’s this? Someone’s sad?
Nero: I swear its not me!
Zero: Yes it is.
Nero: No its not! ;_;
*Lightning and Samus start firing at one another*
Nero: Hey! Hey cut it out!
Lightning: Die, Bitch!
Samus: You’re a bitch!
LoD: Guys, guys, guys. Come on now. We’re a community and we all need to be more mature. The atmosphere at this show has been really negative lately. We are all guilty of this-
Nero: Where did you come from? SECURITY!
Arius: Security is a little busy right now. *points to Lightning*
Nero: Other security!
Credo: What’s wr- Oh son of-
Nero: Sparda!
Vergil: You called?
Dante: Man…that’s an old joke already.
Meg: Oh for the love of pancakes! GET OUT OF MY STORY!
Aka: Stupid people everywhere!
Meg: I swear if you like this….
Zero: This is just stupid…
Nero: Tell me about it. Oh forget it! Zack wins- Wait. Where is Zack?
*In the confusion Tidus snuck on stage and kidnapped Zack*
Tidus (disguised as Zack): I’m here!
Nero: There you are. You win this round because everyone else is bothering me.
Tidus: YES!
Dante: Pizza for everyone! Wait…*turns slowly*
Dante’s Stalker: HI DANTE!
Dante: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *runs*
Dante’s Stalker: Wait! Come back! ;_; *chases*
*Meanwhile Zack is tied up in a broom closet*
*And Lightning and Samus are still fighting*