Who's Game is it Anyway?
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Meg
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Announcer: Welcome to the new episode of Whose Game is it Anyway! Due to some…technical difficulties Nero is no longer the host. So here’s the new host, Lightning Farron!
Lightning: Brace yourselves b*tchs!
Tidus: Wait a minute! How come she gets to be in three episodes in a row and I haven’t been allowed to be in any yet?
Lightning: Because I’m Meg’s favorite. Right, Meg?
meg127: No.
Lightning: Wh-What?
meg127: It goes Nathan Drake, Dante, Ratchet, then you.
Lightning: B-B-But what about all those good times we had? Remember that time I punched Snow? You loved it so much I did it again! Remember? Those were good times.
meg127: I also remember all those times you summoned Odin and he did next to no damage. I also remember that time everyone in the party, including you, died in one hit.
Lightning: But…but….
meg127: Don’t worry I love ya.
Tidus: Why? She’s not even that vital to her game’s story!
Lightning: Eat it, haters; I’m on the cover! Alright so this is a game where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter. Our contestants tonight are Andrew Ryan from Bioshock.
Ryan: Wut up!
Lightning: Ezio from Assassin’s Creed II… Uh…Lady? What? Who’s that?
Lady: That would be me.
Lightning: What kind of name is that? You’re parents hate you?
Lady: It’s a nickname. I don’t want people to know my real name, Lightning.
Lightning: At least my nickname describes me in some way. Fast. Powerful. Bright. Sexy.
All: Sexy?
Lightning: Will kill you if you’re not careful. *draws gunblade *
All: Sexy’s fine.
Lightning: But Lady? No kidding you’re a lady! That’s the same as if your name was Hey You, or Person, or Human.
Lady: Dante picked it!
Lightning: Dante? You me the dream boat I made out with last episode?
Dante: Yeah, that’s me.
Lightning: <3 Dante!!!! <3
meg127: Oh great, we got a fan girl. This is gonna be a looooong story.
Lightning: Ahem. Sorry Meg.
meg127: So’k. Just get on with it.
Lightning: The last contestant is Rico from Just Cause! Wait a minute where is he?
*Rico comes parachuting in and lands in his seat *
Rico: What I miss?
Ezio: Ehh…Name debate, fan girl stuff. Not much.
Rico: Whoa! Your accent is almost as bad as mine!
Ezio: I practice.
Lightning: Ok so first round is called Weird Newscasters. This is for all four of you. You’ll each be given a role that you have to act out. Ok, Ezio you’re a mascot for a sports team and the weatherman.
Ezio: I can’t do sports?
Lightning: No.
Nero: Can I be in it?
Lightning: Nero?! You’re supposed to be dead.
Nero: Well I came back. So get out of my seat.
*Lightning draws gunblade which Nero grabs with DB and flings it across room, killing Tidus*
Lightning: MEG!
meg127: Nero, give Lightning her sword back.
Nero: Awww….fine. Here you go.
*Lightning kills Nero*
Nero: Ah, darn it!
Lightning: Where were we? Ok, Lady you’re the co-anchor and you play a b*tch.
Lady: OoooKkkkk
Lightning: Rico you’re doing sports and you’re obsessed with ice cream. That leaves Ryan as the anchor. Start whenever.
*music plays *
Ryan: You’re watching Blind News Watcher and now the six o’clock news at seven. Tonight, a man chooses. A slave obeys.
Atlas: Oh well isn’t that just like you! Force your ideas down EVERYONES’ throats every chance you get! Well I’ve had enough. The people of Rapture have suffered enough because of you and I-
*Atlas gets shot by Lightning and slides down seat*
Atlas: This just in, Atlas Shrugged! Hahaha. And now with an update about the…story here’s Waba Wabas.
Lady: Hello everyone! I’m a grumpy b*tch that punches people and yells at kids and won’t let my sister date who she wants. I think pink hair is cool. I’m also really cold and distant and think I’m sexy even though I’m really freaking ugly.
Lightning: Oh shut up.
Lady: Back to you!
Ryan: Thanks, Waba. And now let’s check in with Dokey the Duck with weather.
Ezio: Wooooooo!!!! Go team! Over the skies of Rome its Thunder vs. Lightning in an all out fight to the finish!
Lightning: What?
Ezio: Not you. Anyway, GOOOOO THUNDER! WOOOOOO! Back to you.
Ryan: And now let’s get an update with sports.
Rico: Team Chocolate and Team Vanilla are fighting for my love at the moment. Last night’s scores are as follow; Strawberry crushed Cotton Candy 3-1, Sprinkles tied with Fudge 2-2, and uh….That’s all I got.
Lightning: No points for you. *buzz * Ok well that was stupid. Thousand points to Ryan for coming up with Waba Wabas.
Ryan: Yeaaah!
Lightning: Ok. Next round is called Scenes From A Hat. *pulls out hat full of suggestions * First one…Worst person to share an elevator with.
Ezio: Oops. Sorry I farted.
Lady: I’m a pink haired b*tch.
Lightning: Enough! If you’re going to insult me at least be original.
Ryan: I’m a b*tch that likes originality!
Lady: That was pretty original.
Ezio: I was.
Lightning: Oh, God. Next scene is…You have got to be kidding me! * turns to audience* Who came up with best Lightning insults?
Serah: *snickers * Sorry, Sis. I had to.
Lightning: Oh you suck.
Serah: Where do you think I got it from?
Lady: BURN!
Ezio: I like this Serah!
Lightning: Oh shut up.
All: *laughs *
Lightning: I’ve had enough. Tidus, you host. *leaves *
Tidus: *gasp * YAY!!!!
Lady: You’ve GOT to be kidding.
Tidus: Let’s see….what should we do first?
Director: Times up. See you next week.
Tidus: Oh darn it!
Lightning: Brace yourselves b*tchs!
Tidus: Wait a minute! How come she gets to be in three episodes in a row and I haven’t been allowed to be in any yet?
Lightning: Because I’m Meg’s favorite. Right, Meg?
meg127: No.
Lightning: Wh-What?
meg127: It goes Nathan Drake, Dante, Ratchet, then you.
Lightning: B-B-But what about all those good times we had? Remember that time I punched Snow? You loved it so much I did it again! Remember? Those were good times.
meg127: I also remember all those times you summoned Odin and he did next to no damage. I also remember that time everyone in the party, including you, died in one hit.
Lightning: But…but….
meg127: Don’t worry I love ya.
Tidus: Why? She’s not even that vital to her game’s story!
Lightning: Eat it, haters; I’m on the cover! Alright so this is a game where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter. Our contestants tonight are Andrew Ryan from Bioshock.
Ryan: Wut up!
Lightning: Ezio from Assassin’s Creed II… Uh…Lady? What? Who’s that?
Lady: That would be me.
Lightning: What kind of name is that? You’re parents hate you?
Lady: It’s a nickname. I don’t want people to know my real name, Lightning.
Lightning: At least my nickname describes me in some way. Fast. Powerful. Bright. Sexy.
All: Sexy?
Lightning: Will kill you if you’re not careful. *draws gunblade *
All: Sexy’s fine.
Lightning: But Lady? No kidding you’re a lady! That’s the same as if your name was Hey You, or Person, or Human.
Lady: Dante picked it!
Lightning: Dante? You me the dream boat I made out with last episode?
Dante: Yeah, that’s me.
Lightning: <3 Dante!!!! <3
meg127: Oh great, we got a fan girl. This is gonna be a looooong story.
Lightning: Ahem. Sorry Meg.
meg127: So’k. Just get on with it.
Lightning: The last contestant is Rico from Just Cause! Wait a minute where is he?
*Rico comes parachuting in and lands in his seat *
Rico: What I miss?
Ezio: Ehh…Name debate, fan girl stuff. Not much.
Rico: Whoa! Your accent is almost as bad as mine!
Ezio: I practice.
Lightning: Ok so first round is called Weird Newscasters. This is for all four of you. You’ll each be given a role that you have to act out. Ok, Ezio you’re a mascot for a sports team and the weatherman.
Ezio: I can’t do sports?
Lightning: No.
Nero: Can I be in it?
Lightning: Nero?! You’re supposed to be dead.
Nero: Well I came back. So get out of my seat.
*Lightning draws gunblade which Nero grabs with DB and flings it across room, killing Tidus*
Lightning: MEG!
meg127: Nero, give Lightning her sword back.
Nero: Awww….fine. Here you go.
*Lightning kills Nero*
Nero: Ah, darn it!
Lightning: Where were we? Ok, Lady you’re the co-anchor and you play a b*tch.
Lady: OoooKkkkk
Lightning: Rico you’re doing sports and you’re obsessed with ice cream. That leaves Ryan as the anchor. Start whenever.
*music plays *
Ryan: You’re watching Blind News Watcher and now the six o’clock news at seven. Tonight, a man chooses. A slave obeys.
Atlas: Oh well isn’t that just like you! Force your ideas down EVERYONES’ throats every chance you get! Well I’ve had enough. The people of Rapture have suffered enough because of you and I-
*Atlas gets shot by Lightning and slides down seat*
Atlas: This just in, Atlas Shrugged! Hahaha. And now with an update about the…story here’s Waba Wabas.
Lady: Hello everyone! I’m a grumpy b*tch that punches people and yells at kids and won’t let my sister date who she wants. I think pink hair is cool. I’m also really cold and distant and think I’m sexy even though I’m really freaking ugly.
Lightning: Oh shut up.
Lady: Back to you!
Ryan: Thanks, Waba. And now let’s check in with Dokey the Duck with weather.
Ezio: Wooooooo!!!! Go team! Over the skies of Rome its Thunder vs. Lightning in an all out fight to the finish!
Lightning: What?
Ezio: Not you. Anyway, GOOOOO THUNDER! WOOOOOO! Back to you.
Ryan: And now let’s get an update with sports.
Rico: Team Chocolate and Team Vanilla are fighting for my love at the moment. Last night’s scores are as follow; Strawberry crushed Cotton Candy 3-1, Sprinkles tied with Fudge 2-2, and uh….That’s all I got.
Lightning: No points for you. *buzz * Ok well that was stupid. Thousand points to Ryan for coming up with Waba Wabas.
Ryan: Yeaaah!
Lightning: Ok. Next round is called Scenes From A Hat. *pulls out hat full of suggestions * First one…Worst person to share an elevator with.
Ezio: Oops. Sorry I farted.
Lady: I’m a pink haired b*tch.
Lightning: Enough! If you’re going to insult me at least be original.
Ryan: I’m a b*tch that likes originality!
Lady: That was pretty original.
Ezio: I was.
Lightning: Oh, God. Next scene is…You have got to be kidding me! * turns to audience* Who came up with best Lightning insults?
Serah: *snickers * Sorry, Sis. I had to.
Lightning: Oh you suck.
Serah: Where do you think I got it from?
Lady: BURN!
Ezio: I like this Serah!
Lightning: Oh shut up.
All: *laughs *
Lightning: I’ve had enough. Tidus, you host. *leaves *
Tidus: *gasp * YAY!!!!
Lady: You’ve GOT to be kidding.
Tidus: Let’s see….what should we do first?
Director: Times up. See you next week.
Tidus: Oh darn it!
Vergil'sBitch
I am Nero's Mom & Obsessed fan girl
Ha! 
:lol:
Waba Wabas.:lol:
:lol:Waba Wabas.
:lol:
Meg
Well-known Member
Nero: Hello and to Whose Game is it Anyway! This is a show where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter. Our contestants tonight are Vergil from Devil May Cry 3, Big Daddy from Bioshock, Atlas also from Bioshock, and Tidus from Final Fantasy 10- Wait. WHAT?!
Tidus: Hi there.
Nero: No no no! NO WAY! Not you! SECURITY!
Lightning: What now?
Nero: Will you please get rid of Tidus?
Lightning: No way. Last time that happened I wound up playing this stupid game.
Nero: *Nero holds up car keys *
Lightning: Son of a-
Nero: Hahahaha!
*Lightning shoots Nero, grabs her car keys and leaves*
Nero: Oh darn it! Fine, Tidus, you can play.
Tidus: WAAAHHOOOOOO! *balloons fall from ceiling*
Nero: Oh shut up. Alright well let’s get started.
Atlas: Wait, we’re short one person!
Nero: Oh yeah, that’s right. We need four contestants. Let’s see, anyone interested? No. Hmmm….
Tidus: CAN’T. WAIT. ANY. MORE!!!!! *Tidus explodes*
Atlas: Oh my, God! They killed Tidus.
Nero: Whatever.
Big Daddy: RWAAAAR!
Blue Devil: CAKE!
All: What?
Blue Devil: I want cake!
Nero: Will someone get the kid out of here?
*Credo picks up Nero and drags him away*
Nero: Not me! That kid!
Blue Devil: I just want cake.
Big Daddy: RWWAAARRRR!!!!!!
Blue Devil: CAKE!
Atlas: Will someone get him cake!?
DT: Nero, you are so cool!
Nero: Oh no not you again!
Blue Devil: CAKE!!!!
Steve: What the heck’s all this?
Keaton: Can I be in it?
DT: If Blue Devil gets cake then can I have a Klondike Bar?
VB: Where’d Vergie go!
meg127: Will all oh you go away! Shoo!
Keaton: How do we get out?
Steve: I have no idea.
Dark Draken: Everyone, Everyone! They’re about to announce the winner to Dancing With the Stars!
All: *gasp and exit*
Nero: Oookkkaaayyy. Well now that that’s done with-
Blue Devil: I still didn’t get any cake.
Nero: Here! *throws cake at BD’s face*
Blue Devil: Thank you! *leaves*
Atlas: Where’d that cake come from? I want a piece.
Vergil: Me to.
Big Daddy: RWWAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
Nero: Alright fine the winner gets cake!
Vergil: How does that work? If the points don’t matter then how do you decide who wins?
Nero: Uhhh…… *runs away*
Atlas: Now what?
Vergil: Where’d VB go?
Tidus: Hi there.
Nero: No no no! NO WAY! Not you! SECURITY!
Lightning: What now?
Nero: Will you please get rid of Tidus?
Lightning: No way. Last time that happened I wound up playing this stupid game.
Nero: *Nero holds up car keys *
Lightning: Son of a-
Nero: Hahahaha!
*Lightning shoots Nero, grabs her car keys and leaves*
Nero: Oh darn it! Fine, Tidus, you can play.
Tidus: WAAAHHOOOOOO! *balloons fall from ceiling*
Nero: Oh shut up. Alright well let’s get started.
Atlas: Wait, we’re short one person!
Nero: Oh yeah, that’s right. We need four contestants. Let’s see, anyone interested? No. Hmmm….
Tidus: CAN’T. WAIT. ANY. MORE!!!!! *Tidus explodes*
Atlas: Oh my, God! They killed Tidus.
Nero: Whatever.
Big Daddy: RWAAAAR!
Blue Devil: CAKE!
All: What?
Blue Devil: I want cake!
Nero: Will someone get the kid out of here?
*Credo picks up Nero and drags him away*
Nero: Not me! That kid!
Blue Devil: I just want cake.
Big Daddy: RWWAAARRRR!!!!!!
Blue Devil: CAKE!
Atlas: Will someone get him cake!?
DT: Nero, you are so cool!
Nero: Oh no not you again!
Blue Devil: CAKE!!!!
Steve: What the heck’s all this?
Keaton: Can I be in it?
DT: If Blue Devil gets cake then can I have a Klondike Bar?
VB: Where’d Vergie go!
meg127: Will all oh you go away! Shoo!
Keaton: How do we get out?
Steve: I have no idea.
Dark Draken: Everyone, Everyone! They’re about to announce the winner to Dancing With the Stars!
All: *gasp and exit*
Nero: Oookkkaaayyy. Well now that that’s done with-
Blue Devil: I still didn’t get any cake.
Nero: Here! *throws cake at BD’s face*
Blue Devil: Thank you! *leaves*
Atlas: Where’d that cake come from? I want a piece.
Vergil: Me to.
Big Daddy: RWWAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
Nero: Alright fine the winner gets cake!
Vergil: How does that work? If the points don’t matter then how do you decide who wins?
Nero: Uhhh…… *runs away*
Atlas: Now what?
Vergil: Where’d VB go?
Vergil'sBitch
I am Nero's Mom & Obsessed fan girl
meg127;233036 said:VB: Where’d Vergie go!
Vergil: Where’d VB go?
:wub:
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
Great meg, I was hoping that you were going to write another...
Nicodemus Zamoran
The Hellslayer Knight
I just read all of them. They are hilarious. Keep it up!
Keep it up!
Dante's Stalker
"Outrun this!"
Love it love it love it!!! *subscribed*
The crazy demon
Metal Gear Vindicare.
Keep it up.
If you need a host i can be.
If i just day i return with my necromantic powers.
And the horde of RP characters i got
If you need a host i can be.
If i just day i return with my necromantic powers.
And the horde of RP characters i got
CloudStryker
Surviving
Holy crap Meg, this stuff's hillarious. :lol:
Just read them all and there getting better and better.
Keep up the good work.
Just read them all and there getting better and better.
Keep up the good work.
Meg
Well-known Member
I wasn't planning on writing anymore of these, but I just had to write this. XD
Nero: Hello and welcome to Whose Game is it Anyway? I’m your host, Nero! And now let’s meet the contestants. Zack Fair from Crisis Core, Dante from Devil May Cry, Lightning Farron from Final Fantasy XIII annnnd…what? Dante’s on here twice?
DINO: Sup.
Dante: What. Is. That! *points*
DINO: I’m you, d*ck face.
Dante: Whaaaat? No your not! And who you calling d*ck face? You’re the one that looks like hell.
DINO: Whatever. *smokes*
Dante: I do not smoke!
DINO: Well I do ‘cause its cool.
Vergil: *snicker snicker*
Dante: Get out of here, Vergil!
Nero: And people thought I was a bad addition to the series.
Dante: SHUT UP!
Nero: Ok well the first round is called Bachelorette.
Lightning: I assume the Twitard is the Bachelorette? *points to DINO*
All: *laugh*
DINO: I am not a Twitard! Ok, so I’ve read the books and seen the movies, but that does NOT make me a-what?
All: *laugh*
Dante: I like how you never denied being a woman. *giggle*
DINO: F*ck off! You know what? I’m to cool for this. *leaves*
Nero: Vergil you wanna play then?
Vergil: Yeah why not.
Tidus: WAAAAIT!
Nero: Oh no.
Tidus: Can I pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
Nero: Oh just go away!
Tidus: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
Zack: Gees. He’s never gonna stop is he?
Tidus: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
Lightning: *shoots*
Nero: Thank you! Now then.
Jecht: Hold it! You just shot my son.
Lightning: *shoots*
Zack: Someone’s in a bad mood.
Lightning: Shut up.
Chaos Master: Rep+ for Lightning!
Lightning: Why thank you- *cheesy romantic comedy music plays* H-hi.
All: ????
Lightning: *wide eyed* You’re so….so….:wub:
Chaos Master: Um. Thanks. Wanna go somewhere?
Lightning: Okay.
*Lightning and Chaos Master leave arm in arm*
Nero: Wow we lost two people in two minutes.
Zack: That other Dante hardly counted.
Nero: True.
Dante: I can’t believe that’s me….
meg127: I can’t believe I can’t write a single episode without someone from the forums showing up.
LoD: But you love us!
meg127: I do! Rep+
Zack: What’s rep? I want some.
LoD: Here you go! Rep+
Zack: Wow thanks!
meg127: Can we move on?
Vergil: I don’t get what’s so great about rep. It’s foolishness.
Dante: I like the idea.
Vergil: Foolishness, Dante. Foolishness.
Nero: Umm….are we gonna play, or should I just announce a winner?
Dante: I don’t even care anymore…
Nero: Ok well Zack wins because he has rep.
Steve: I’d rather you didn’t abuse the system because then I’ll just have to disable it again.
Zack: Oh here, have some rep+!
Steve: Oh thanks very much.
*mean while*
Lightning: So….
Chaos Master: Soooo……How are you?
Lightning: I’m all right. You?
Chaos Master: Pretty good thanks.
Lightning:……….*sips lemonade*
Nero: Hello and welcome to Whose Game is it Anyway? I’m your host, Nero! And now let’s meet the contestants. Zack Fair from Crisis Core, Dante from Devil May Cry, Lightning Farron from Final Fantasy XIII annnnd…what? Dante’s on here twice?
DINO: Sup.
Dante: What. Is. That! *points*
DINO: I’m you, d*ck face.
Dante: Whaaaat? No your not! And who you calling d*ck face? You’re the one that looks like hell.
DINO: Whatever. *smokes*
Dante: I do not smoke!
DINO: Well I do ‘cause its cool.
Vergil: *snicker snicker*
Dante: Get out of here, Vergil!
Nero: And people thought I was a bad addition to the series.
Dante: SHUT UP!
Nero: Ok well the first round is called Bachelorette.
Lightning: I assume the Twitard is the Bachelorette? *points to DINO*
All: *laugh*
DINO: I am not a Twitard! Ok, so I’ve read the books and seen the movies, but that does NOT make me a-what?
All: *laugh*
Dante: I like how you never denied being a woman. *giggle*
DINO: F*ck off! You know what? I’m to cool for this. *leaves*
Nero: Vergil you wanna play then?
Vergil: Yeah why not.
Tidus: WAAAAIT!
Nero: Oh no.
Tidus: Can I pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
Nero: Oh just go away!
Tidus: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
Zack: Gees. He’s never gonna stop is he?
Tidus: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
Lightning: *shoots*
Nero: Thank you! Now then.
Jecht: Hold it! You just shot my son.
Lightning: *shoots*
Zack: Someone’s in a bad mood.
Lightning: Shut up.
Chaos Master: Rep+ for Lightning!
Lightning: Why thank you- *cheesy romantic comedy music plays* H-hi.
All: ????
Lightning: *wide eyed* You’re so….so….:wub:
Chaos Master: Um. Thanks. Wanna go somewhere?
Lightning: Okay.
*Lightning and Chaos Master leave arm in arm*
Nero: Wow we lost two people in two minutes.
Zack: That other Dante hardly counted.
Nero: True.
Dante: I can’t believe that’s me….
meg127: I can’t believe I can’t write a single episode without someone from the forums showing up.
LoD: But you love us!
meg127: I do! Rep+
Zack: What’s rep? I want some.
LoD: Here you go! Rep+
Zack: Wow thanks!
meg127: Can we move on?
Vergil: I don’t get what’s so great about rep. It’s foolishness.
Dante: I like the idea.
Vergil: Foolishness, Dante. Foolishness.
Nero: Umm….are we gonna play, or should I just announce a winner?
Dante: I don’t even care anymore…
Nero: Ok well Zack wins because he has rep.
Steve: I’d rather you didn’t abuse the system because then I’ll just have to disable it again.
Zack: Oh here, have some rep+!
Steve: Oh thanks very much.
*mean while*
Lightning: So….
Chaos Master: Soooo……How are you?
Lightning: I’m all right. You?
Chaos Master: Pretty good thanks.
Lightning:……….*sips lemonade*
The crazy demon
Metal Gear Vindicare.
Just one word
xD hilarius
xD hilarius
Chaos Raiden
Avid Gamer & Reviewer
One word. AWESOME!!! I laughed at myself when I saw my name, Steve and LordOfDarkness's name as well popped up all of the sudden in the craziness! Thanks for pairing me with Lightning. She is awesome.:wub:
Rep+ to you.
Rep+ to you.
Vergil'sBitch
I am Nero's Mom & Obsessed fan girl
Ha, I've missed this.
Nice one meg, Especially CM's flirting with Lightning
Nice one meg, Especially CM's flirting with Lightning
Dante's Stalker
"Outrun this!"
meg127;274435 said:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
You've outdone yourself! ROFL XDDDDDDD