Who's Game is it Anyway?

[Meg]

Here's a fun little story I came up with about game characters trying to play Who's Line is it Anyway? Hope you guys like it. Characters are from DMC, Final Fantasy, Tekken, and Bioshock. If there's a game/character you'd like me to use let me know.

Who's Game is it Anyway?

Nero: Hello and welcome to the first episode of the new and totally original Who’s Game is it Anyway? Which is basically not a rip off of that show you’re thinking of. Anyway, I’m your host, Nero from Devil May Cry 4!

*crowd cheers*

Nero: Thank you. Now let’s meet the contestants. First, he’s the super cool red trench coat wearing, giant sword swinging guy I’m a watered down clone of- Dante Sparda of Devil May Cry!

Dante: Nice intro, kid. But you still can’t be in the Sons of Sprada club.

Nero: Oh come on, please?

Dante: No.

Nero: Well what if I was a grandson?

Dante: Absolutely not.

Nero: Fine. Next is a stupid emo kid with a big sword and a hot girlfriend-

Dante: You can’t be a contestant.

Nero: I wasn’t talking about me! I’m talking about…oh I’m talking about m-m-my ge-ge-ge-generation!

Dante: You will never be cool.

Nero: Shut up! Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy 7.

Cloud: Sup.

Nero: Our third contestant is my dad.

Vergil: That’s not funny.

Nero: Alright fine. Vergil Sparda from Devil May Cry 3.

Vergil: And one.

Nero: What? No, Nelo Angelo doesn’t count.

Vergil: Why not?

Nero: Because he doesn’t. Anyway let’s get started!

Cloud: Wait.

Nero: Oh what?

Cloud: I’m out numbered. There’s three DMC characters and only one from Final Fantasy. That’s not fair.

*Vergil leaves*

Cloud: That’s better.

Nero: But now we’re short one person!

Tidus: I’m from Final Fantasy 10! Can I play?

Nero: No, Tidus. You actually have to exist to play.

Tidus: But I do exist…in a dream world type thing…Hey, have you even played my game?

Nero: No and I don’t plan on it. Anyone else? *turns to audience* Any Final Fantasy people want to play?

Squall: I would but I don’t care.

Cecil: Nah. Not my thing.

Tedius: My offer still stands.

Nero: No.

Jin: Um. I just lost a beat with Lee. Sooo…I’m offering.

Nero: Is that ok, Cloud?

Cloud: Waaah! He’s from Tekken! Waaaah. WAAAAH!

Nero: Oh for crying out loud! Security! SECURITY!

Lightning: I’m here, what?

Nero: Will you kindly-

Altas (Bioshock): Copycat!

Nero: Shut it. Anyway, Sergeant.

Lightning: Yes?

Nero: Will you please escort Cloud from the building. He won’t stop crying because he’s the only Final Fantasy character playing. Wait.

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Nero: Welcome to Who’s Game is it Anyway! I’m your host, Nero. Our contestants tonight are Dante Sparda from Devil May Cry, Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy 7 and Lightning Farron from Final Fantasy 13.

Lightning: I’d rather be a l’cie than play this…

Nero: Be careful what you wish for.

Lightning: What?

Nero: Alright so round one is-

Dante: Wait a minute. Aren’t there supposed to be four players?

Tidus: My offer still stands.

Nero: No! My goodness, no means no.

Tidus: Oh come on! Why not?

Nero: Agh! Security!!!

Lightning: I’m already here.

Nero: Will you please escort Tidus away from here.

Lightning: Woohoo!

Nero: Wait a minute, no. You’ll just leave. Other security!

Credo: Yes?

Nero: Will you please escort Sergeant Farron escort Tidus out of the building?

Credo: Umm…I can’t just escort Tidus? Why the middle man?

Lightning: I’m a girl.

Credo: Whatever.

Nero: Look! I’m the host, so I make the calls! Go.

*Credo, Lightning, and Tidus leave*

Nero: Well great! Now we’re short two people.

*Vergil enters*

Vergil: Changed my mind. I’ll play.

Nero: VB make you?

Vergil: Yeah…

Nero: Alright well now we just have to wait for Sergeant Farron.

Dante: She’s not coming back.

Nero: I figure.

Tidus: My offer still stands.

Nero: What the? SECURITY!

*Credo comes in limping*

Credo: It’s a freaking gun. I thought it was just a giant switchblade knife, but it’s a freaking gun! What the hell?

Nero: Um…ok?

*Lightning enters*

Lightning: I forgot something…

Nero: Looking for these? *holds up car keys*

Lightning: You’re kidding.

Nero: Sit. Alrighty then! Let’s get started.

Dante: Alrighty then? Did you really just say that? You’re an idiot.

DT: Excuse me, but why all the Nero hate?

meg127: DT, get out of my story!

Nero: EVERYONE SHUT UP! Can we please start? Thank you.

Director: Um, Nero? We’re outta time.

Nero: Oh come on! You can’t be serious? Alright, fine. Tune in next week for a new, and hopefully productive, episode of Who’s Game is it Anyway?

Vergil: Do we have to come back next week?

Nero: Yes.

All: Damn it.

 

[DreadnoughtDT]

I love how you put me in there.

 

[The crazy demon]

I really enjoyed this one. Keep it up MG

 

[Vergil'sBitch]

Vergil: Changed my mind. I’ll play.

Nero: VB make you?

Vergil: Yeah…

:lol: ROFL :lol:
Excellent meg.
I thought of Whose line is it anyway when i first saw the title...

 

[Ebony]

LOL I enjoyed this. Tidus sucks!

eb

 

[Meg]

Wow thank you guys. I'm going to be adding more some day soon. And it is going to be a Who's Line is it Anyway? knock off. That is if the characters cooperate. Like I said, any characters you want to see let me know.

 

[Vergil'sBitch]

If you would like me to help with getting Vergil to co-operate... gimme a shout :lol:

 

[Meg]

If you would like me to help with getting Vergil to co-operate... gimme a shout :lol:

Haha, will do.

The next chapter is going to have those same four people, but for the next one I'm not sure. I want to use Andrew Ryan from Bioshock and have him get into arguments with Atlas in the audience. Each round with have a DMC character, but other than that...

 

[DreadnoughtDT]

give me a bit more of a role. I mean, I should be the guy who always gets beaten up or kicked off the stage for defending Nero.

 

[Meg]

give me a bit more of a role. I mean, I should be the guy who always gets beaten up or kicked off the stage for defending Nero.

:lol: Well if your alright with it. I wasn't sure if you were going to get offended.

 

[The crazy demon]

You should put here Rico from Just Cause.

He does some things that are even immposible for Dante(Dante cant fall from 10,000FT and fall alive right?).

 

[Osaka]

>_>
<_<
.......Do you think you could stick seph in there please? =3
Good start btw. =]

 

[DreadnoughtDT]

:lol: Well if your alright with it. I wasn't sure if you were going to get offended.

I don't mind. I'm the comic relief most of the time anyway. I'm that funny guy who dies first in the horror movies. :lol:

 

[darkslayer13]

I don't mind. I'm the comic relief most of the time anyway. I'm that funny guy who dies first in the horror movies. :lol:

well that's good because im the killer. i will know who to look for.

 

[HQQR - Solid]

I just want you to know that I found this highly offensive and I will not stand for it!!

~psssshhh jk it was hilarious, I loved it! Keep up the good work Meggy :3

 

[Meg]

Nero: Hello and welcome to the new episode of Who’s Game is it Anyway! It’s a stupid game where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter.

Lightning: Can I still use the points to level up?

Nero: No. Our contestants tonight are Dante Sparda from Devil May Cry, Vergil Sparda from DMC3, Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy 7, and Lightning Farron from Final Fantasy 13. I’m you’re host Nero from DMC4. Now let’s get started before anyone has a chance to mess it all up.

Cloud: I have a question.

Nero: I don’t care.

Cloud: That’s not very nice.

Nero: I don’t care.

Cloud: I just wanted to know what kind of last name is Sparda?

Dante: Well you see its actually pretty simple its-

Nero: Enough! Moving on. Round one is called Song Title Game. This is for all four of you. Now what you have to do it act out a scene using only song titles. Ok? *turns to audience* Where should the scene take place? Uh…I heard doctor’s office! Ok so Dante and Cloud will start. Take it away.

*Dante runs up to Cloud*

Dante: Doctor Jimmy!

Cloud: Welcome.

Nero: Cloud, it has to be a song.

Cloud: It is a song. It’s by The Who.

Nero: Who?

Cloud: Yes.

Nero: No, who?

Cloud: Yes.

Nero: No! What’s the name of the band?

Cloud: Who.

Nero: The band with the song called “Welcome.”

Cloud: The Who.

Nero: I just told you who!

Cloud: No you asked about the song.

Dante: Dead End Street…

Nero: Who’s that by?

Cloud: No, that’s The Kinks.

Lightning: Let’s See Action!

Nero: Lightning’s right. Back to the game.

Cloud: That’s a song to.

Nero: By who?

Cloud: Yes.

Nero: No, who?

Cloud: YES!

Nero: Are you ever going to tell me?

Cloud: After Midnight.

Nero: Why the wait?

Dante: Nero, you suck at this.

Vergil. No Son of Mine.

Dante: True dat.

Nero: What?

Cloud: Tired of Waiting for You.

Dante: So am I. Let’s ignore him.

Cloud: *to Dante* Basket Case?

Dante: *nods* Brain Damage

Cloud: Dazed and Confused?

Dante: Do You Think It’s Alright?

Cloud: Double Trouble.

Dante: Help!

Cloud: Hold On. *motions to Lightning* Sally Simpson!

Dante: Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da!!!!

Lightning: Since I’ve Been Loving You…

Cloud: Baby, Don’t You Do It!

Lightning: The Sky Is Crying.

Cloud: Stop!

Dante: She Loves You!

Lightning: Please Please Me

Dante: P*ss and Vinegar!

Cloud: Go to the Mirror, Boy! * Dante leaves*

Lightning: My Apology

Cloud: Nobody’s Fault But Mine

Lightning: Babe I’m Gonna Leave You

Cloud: Wait a minute. Did you just call me babe?

Nero: That’s not a song. *buzz*

Cloud: Darn it…

Dante: All You Need Is Love. Anyway, Anyhow, Anywhere!

Lightning: For A Pessimist, I’m Pretty Optimistic.

Dante: Girl.

Lightning: * grabs Dante* Give Me Strength!

* Dante and Lightning kiss*

Dante: Halleluiah!

Lightning: Love, Reign O’er Me!

Nero: * buzz buzz buzz buzzzzz* OK! That was interesting. 100 points to Vergil for not getting involved in that…display. Ok, well let’s see next round is called Bachelor, but since there’s one girl and three guys I guess we’ll call it Bachelorette!

Vergil: That’s rather ignorant.

Nero: What?

Vergil: What’s wrong with having a bachelor that’s bisexual?

Nero: Um…

Dante: Yeah really. You suck.

DT: That does it! Why all the Nero hate? There’s no reason for it.

meg127: Would you go away!

DT: I’m sorry, but I just can’t stand all the Nero hate. It’s not fair.

Nero: Who are you anyway?

DT: I’m the ultimate Lizard Woman lover!

Nero: That’s weird.

Vergil: Oh! Now you’re insulting some kid that’s defending you. That’s real nice.

meg127: All of you shut up!

Nero: Anyway, so the game’s Bachelorette. Lightning is going to ask you questions. You all have a role that’s written on these cards. Here you go. Alright start whenever.

Lightning: Um…Where would you take me on a date, Bachelor 1?

Vergil: *Snow from FFXIII* Well first of all we’d go save the world! After that’s done we’d go get some ice cream and rock out and be awesome. Then I’d totally break up with you and make out with you’re sister.

Lightning: Okay? Bachelor 2. I’m in the Guardian Corps and never take days off because I’m boring and have no life, so I won’t be around much. What would you do to work around that?

Cloud *Rico from Just Cause* I would base jump 10,000 feet and work on my bad accent while I waited for you.

Lightning: Um…alright then. Bachelor 3. I was just threatened by some guy. Assuming I left my gunblade at home, what would you do?

Dante: *Macbeth* I would put a curse upon the evil that has threatened thee! I shall stop up the passage to remorse and courageously…kill them in their sleep.

Lightning: Ok Bachelor 3 is definitely Macbeth.

Nero: You got it.

Lightning: Bachelor 2 is Rico from Just Cause.

Nero: Yup.

Lightning: Bachelor 1 is just a freak.

Nero: Um, yes, but he’s also in the same game as you.

Lightning: Snow…

Nero: You got it! Thousand points to all of you. Ok well we’re almost out of time so let’s announce the winner. Tonight it’s Vergil!

Vergil: Whatever…

Nero: That just leaves the Ho Down!

All: Oh great…

*music plays *

Nero: Oh I’m an orphan. I grew up in a crazy city. I really don’t Santus because be he keeps beating VB.

Vergil: What are you doing targeting VB like that?

Nero: Uh….

Dante: My turn. I’ve got a insane brother. Who…just killed Nero.

*music stops *

Dante: I guess we’re gonna need a new host then.

 

[Vergil'sBitch]

LOL:lol::lol::lol:

The weirdest thing was, that would actually have passed for an episode of whose line :lol:
Vergil killed Nero... i :wub: Vergil

 

[DreadnoughtDT]

Wow, Nero actually called ME weird? STFU Nero. Oh wait, you did because you're dead!

 

[The crazy demon]

Keep this one up Meg

 

[Dante's Stalker]

ROFL!!! XD Why did I think this was a RP?! I've been missing out on this!
Oh my gosh, this has got to be one of my favourite skits