I wonder what would happen if SMeyer rewrote us.
...
Me: Oh, hey! I'm sparkling! Who gave me Daryl's body glitter?
I don't-
Daryl: I don't wear body glitter, you dick!
Me: Sure...sure you don't. Whatever makes you feel better.
Fu-
Daryl: **** you!
Me: Sorry, dude. I don't swing that way.
Even if I did say that, I wouldn't-
Daryl: I didn't mean it like that!
Me: Okay, sure. Whatever.
... *eye twitch*
Daryl: ... *stalks off*
I ****ing hate you.
No, you don't.
Yes, I do.
Nope!
Yes.
I don't see how you guys put up with Victor.
He's funneh. <3
He's a dick. That's what he is.
Still, though: Funneh~
@Julie: <3
@Daryl: </3
...
I love you guys.
Yay.
<3
Luv ya 2, Dani. <3