Vergil'sB*tch;282414 said:
I would rant, but i can't be arse, besides, I'm sick of advice.
You'll find somone someday... No, I won't. The male species finds me repugnant. THEY ALL DO!
Even the Hunchback of NotreDame or Elephant man wouldn't like me.
I even have a theory why i won't ever get married.
So Parents, you really should definitely forget about Grandkids.
Okayyyyyyy.....
FACT: You will meet someone some day that will blow your socks off your feet.
FACT: He will be good lookin.
FACT: He will love you.
FACT: He'll steal you away from your parents and make you happy.
That's not advice, or even encouragement, and I'm not just saying that to make you feel better or just to be nice (I'm not a nice person, really).
I'm TELLING you.
With a personality like yours, Karma is sure to LOVE you and give you what you want sooner or later.
I say so because I'm psychic. Well, not really, but I have a weird tendency to always be proven right when predicting the future love lives of my friends. I kid you not.
Always.
CT: ... :/ I forgot.