Watching 'Don't tell the bride' the grooms are always idiots. Am I evil for always wanting things to go horribly wrong and getting annoyed when it always turns out all happy and soppy?
Remembering just this moment about the dream I had earlier. One of my front teeth rotted and fell out. And there was a big gummy hole there and suddenly my mouth felt all deformed and I couldn't speak. And I thought if I went to the dentist I could get him to put something else in its place but it would cost £300. And I didn't have £300.
Watching 'Don't tell the bride' the grooms are always idiots. Am I evil for always wanting things to go horribly wrong and getting annoyed when it always turns out all happy and soppy?
Sitting in a puddle of milky puke. Thanks Josh - I'm going out in twenty minutes, the bathroom is in use and vomit is pooling in my cleavage which is SO not attractive nor pleasant. Babies r teh sux...
Just got back from a rather awesome night with some friends and I'm just catching up on some bits and bobs, waiting for Josh to wake up for his next meal. Which I'm REALLY hoping doesn't end up all over me this time...
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