This Article Broke Me

[Stylish Nero]

So One day on, well today...well now..I found this article on my Facebook page feed and well see for yourself.

Words can't even.......

I really want to find the full article now.

 

[Chancey289]

She likes to ride that morning wood.

 

[V's patron]

Groot is a player

 

[WolfOD64]

That's nothing. At least the tree isn't alive...it's not a helpless creature, subject to the estranging fetishes of a depraved human being.

Such is not the case for THIS sad, sad story.

 

[AgentRedgrave]

That's nothing. At least the tree isn't alive...it's not a helpless creature, subject to the estranging fetishes of a depraved human being.

Such is not the case for THIS sad, sad story.

Trees and plants in general are living organisms actually

 

[WolfOD64]

Trees and plants in general are living organisms actually

A tree isn't going to let out an animalistic shriek of pain when its ever orifice is violated.

 

[Stylish Nero]

A tree isn't going to let out an animalistic shriek of pain when its ever orifice is violated.

But it was a chick who wanted to **** a horse so its a animal violating an human orifice. Man that horse was going to extremely violate her orifice.

 

[Demi-fiend]

The Whomping Willow's certainly going to have its hands full...

 

[Absent Nova]

I think she took the term "Nature lover" too seriously.

 

[LordOfDarkness]

Well this has left me stumped.

I'm guessing they're going for an outdoor wedding.

This brings a whole new meaning to the term family tree.

 

[Viper]

Nothing new to me, some time ago I've seen on TV a dude that loves his car a bit too much.

In materialistic world, with less and less time and patience to deal with people, forming emotional attachment to items and similar things like trees is a logical progression. Some are just more *cough* advanced *giggle* than most.

 

[KRSkull]

I won't blame some people because most of the people that live around them are idiots. But in all seriousness i have no idea what goes into some people's mind. *Wonders if he falls under the same catagory as thee people mentioned in this thread. Because he feels really safe when he is hugging his blanket*

 

[ef9dante_oSsshea]

hey maybe he is part of a special branch ha ha ha lmao this is epic

 

[berto]

I saw a documentary on this on NatGeo. In the case studies there it was a man and his car and a woman and a building. It's not common but it's not unheard of, either. I forget what that condition is called, provably says in the article, when people fall in love with inanimate objects.

 

[Meg]

I'm pretty sure trees can't give consent though. Like, do we know how Tim feels in all this? Is HE okay with how the relationship is going? Does he even want to be in a relationship with her in the first place? This sounds like abuse to me.

 

[Demi-fiend]

I saw a documentary on this on NatGeo. In the case studies there it was a man and his car and a woman and a building.

I'm actually afraid that I love buildings in that way.

But come on, futuristic-looking cities are so hard to come by!

 

[Astaroth123]

That is pretty weird

 

[Shadow]

I honestly can't help but wonder what would happen if someone cut down that tree.

 

[KRSkull]

I honestly can't help but wonder what would happen if someone cut down that tree.

I think that the same thing that is going to happen if a human or an animal was taken down.:frown:

 

[Astaroth123]

I honestly can't help but wonder what would happen if someone cut down that tree.

It's simple really, very clear like music tripping over the air

What would you do when someone you love died?