This Article Broke Me

[Shadow]

I think that the same thing that is going to happen if a human or an animal was taken down.:frown:

It's simple really, very clear like music tripping over the air

What would you do when someone you love died?

Fair point. I more of wondered what she would do with the tree, but I think I'm half asleep, so...yeah, ignore me. ^^; Having weird thoughts right now.

 

[Astaroth123]

Fair point. I more of wondered what she would do with the tree, but I think I'm half asleep, so...yeah, ignore me. ^^; Having weird thoughts right now.

Well base on the article. . .

She would marry it and have baby tress with it

 

[KRSkull]

Fair point. I more of wondered what she would do with the tree, but I think I'm half asleep, so...yeah, ignore me. ^^; Having weird thoughts right now.

That is actually a good question.

You know i got to be honest here. Because from the comments the people posted about how she is Mad, Crazy, and Needs to get back to reality. Brings the following question

Who are we to decided what people can\can't fall in love with?

 

[DreadnoughtDT]

Well this has left me stumped.

I'm guessing they're going for an outdoor wedding.

This brings a whole new meaning to the term family tree.

God dammit, I was gonna get all the tree puns first, but I guess you got 'em all first.

 

[ReaperHunter]

Lo

God dammit, I was gonna get all the tree puns first, but I guess you got 'em all first.

Looks like you were leafed out

 

[berto]

You know, with all this Sarkisian talk that's been going on the last few years I always look at things like this wondering how the writer would spin the story if the genders were shifted. I don't think they'd look as kindly on it, to be honest. It's a side effect that I can't quite shake, analyzing things by shifting the genders and pondering how the situation is viewed or handled. Fortunately, the good people at NatGeo weren't too concern with who was what when they filmed their documentary.

 

[Blade8513]

For some reason I thought this http://www.destructoid.com/dmc-s-new-dante-is-blatantly-better-than-old-dante-235681.phtml was going to be the article this was about lmao

 

[Jak]

ya know, if it gets her off, it gets her off. and i can't judge anyone for that. sorry if my feelings on the matter come off as a bit...sappy YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH

 

[ItWasAnEggTimer]

A tree isn't going to let out an animalistic shriek of pain when its ever orifice is violated.

It has no mouth and it must scream.

 

[Stylish Nero]

I'm sorry i couldn't resist.

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Hey that nose. Girls might find Pinocchio's nose....very......useful

 

[Dante's Stalker]

Next article:

SHE CHEATED ON THE TREE WITH HER COUCH
-girl justifies burning down trees-
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A young woman set fire to the native woods, claiming that she couldn't sleep because a tree she had been in love with might come after her. "I had to prevent anything bad from happening!" she was quoted stating whilst waving a blow-torch at concerned local residents, before police tazered her.
Etc etc etc.

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I'm not judging.
I'm just lolling at the whole concept.

NO it's not the same as falling in love with a fictional character, thank you very much.
....
okay.
Shut up.
Bye bye.

 

[LordOfDarkness]

I honestly can't help but wonder what would happen if someone cut down that tree.

Tim gets a funeral?

Well base on the article. . .

She would marry it and have baby tress with it

Treelings.