Last time on Fable III:
We escaped our tyrannical brother, Logan, after letting our best friend/lover get executed because...Logan was in a bad mood. After escaping the castle with Jasper, Walter, and Walter's mug, we decided to start a revolution and asked the Dwellers for help. But Sabine wanted payment for his help, so we had to get Brightwall's help first and they made us dress up like a chicken and fight zombies and recite terrible plays before they agreed to in. So. Once all that was done, we got lost in some caves with Walter and some hobbes on the way to Bowerstone, met Major Swift and Cpt. Ben Finn just before a zombie fight and convinced them to join the revolution, before finally reaching Bowerstone. We met Reaver and he shot some people very suggestively. We met Page and she decided to let us help very threateningly. After helping just about everyone in Bowerstone (except that one quest I'm avoiding), Page is like "uh, we have problems: I sent spies to go after Reaver and they never came back!!!" So we had to go to a masquerade. And it was full of balverines. Reaver continued to be suggestive. People got eaten. Page attempted to shoot people. Reaver responded to threats on his life with propositions for threesomes. And then we left and a town crier started screaming about "everyone go to the castle! the king's in a tizzy and requires y'all to watch!" Which is where we stopped.