Nice thread. I myself am a very avid D&D player. Last year, me and my group completed our first campaign.
It was pretty bizarre to say the least when it contained things such as a goblin called The Vagooblin who had like seven d*cks he would crank like a mini gun, and summon Cthulu on a regular basis feeding him instant noodles. My character was a Foxkin archer named Foxy Fonz. Trust me, it was hilarious.
Our newest campaign is one that's relatively serious this time around. We're playing adventurers who are on a quest to search for something known as the Key of Salvation. This ancient artifact is said to give the user the power to shape the world as they see fit. That's the gist of it, there's of course a lot more to the story than that.
I'm playing a Tiefling named Shinya Orienna. Unlike Foxy Fonz, who was a very snarky asshole, Shinya is a rather impulsive character.
My brother and I are also working on another campaign to do alongside our current one, and it will be an adventure taking place in the world of Super Mario. I'm gonna be playing a Yoshi named Skups.