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AlchemistFromEden

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is new dante so hated for sleeping around when old dante did it too, with iron balls apparently -_- lemme guess, there's totally a legit reason why old dante is allowed to do it right
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"Iron balls" Do I want to know, or is this one of those things where I'm better off not knowing?
 
And like that, I don't want to know.
I'm with you on this one. I don't want to know, either.

not to mention, apparently he always had a penchant for talking about his manhood, guy says he wants to buy his amulet and gets this as a response from our shining hero
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Don't guys usually want a bigger d*ck rather than smaller? Or is this just another way for him to brag? Frankly, I'm betting on the second.
 
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I'm with you on this one. I don't want to know, either.


Don't guys usually want a bigger d*ck rather than smaller? Or is this just another way for him to brag? Frankly, I'm betting on the second.

Yeah, he's bragging. :P
 
Don't guys usually want a bigger d*ck rather than smaller? Or is this just another way for him to brag? Frankly, I'm betting on the second.

He's saying his **** iz soooooooooooooooo big it's cumbersome in some manner.

I don't think many pay those comics mind, at least not the ones who actually know about them, even if I think the DMC3 comics are supposed to be canon IIRC. On the otherhand, I don't see it as a bad thing either Dante having a sex life or whatever.
 
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Ohhhh I think I see what you did there.
Face it, it's true, the term mature is for content that is considered inappropriate for people 17 and under but the ones that crave it the most are those who are immature. That's why people say 'it's juvenile' and such.
 
Face it, it's true, the term mature is for content that is considered inappropriate for people 17 and under but the ones that crave it the most are those who are immature. That's why people say 'it's juvenile' and such.

wanna watch bad boys 2 with me? :D
 
lol Yeah, that manga. I think people like to forget it when they're talking about DmC or something. To be honest I forgot about that manga and I own a copy of it. derp.:shifty:
 
Yeah, he's bragging. :P
He's saying his **** iz soooooooooooooooo big it's cumbersome in some manner.

I don't think many pay those comics mind, at least not the ones who actually know about them, even if I think the DMC3 comics are supposed to be canon IIRC. On the otherhand, I don't see it as a bad thing either Dante having a sex life or whatever.
I wonder how many people would actually believe him.

I tend to think they ignore it when it's convenient. Then again I wouldn't really know since I don't pay attention to what people say about the mangas.
 
If I remember correctly, the translations done by TokyoPop or whoever did them were said to be terribad and actually had stuff edited in (aka Dante never drank alcohol... he drank Tomato juice).

To answer Alchemists question... who exactly is hating on Dante for sleeping around? If the, ahem, "fan art" is anything to go off of, if they actually showed OG Dante going at it the fangirls/fanboys (hey, I don't judge) would go bat **** and buy 20 copies each in utter glee.

That's honestly what Capcom should do: Turn Devil May Cry into a Yuri series. Fangirls/fanboys would go absolutely insane over it and buy so many copies Capcom would easily reach that 5 million goal they wanted.

I can see it now:

Devil May Cry 5: The Escapades of Dante
Devil May Cry 6: Dante's Boogoloo
Devil May Cry 7: Nero's return.................................................................................to the bedroom...............


Get on it Capcom. It's the only way to salvage the series.



Trust me.;)