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Loopy

Loopy

Devil hunter in training
A thread for fun to type silly things that DmC or DMC character would never do.

Dante goes to pizza hut
Waitress: What would you like?
Dante: I'll have.....just a salad.
:P

Phineas is freed.
Phineas: I'm free! I have my whole life ahead of me. I think I'll learn to tap dance!
Dante:.....:blink:
 
vergil is beaten

vergil: i need more....... POTATOES
dante: ? does potatoes have to with this

phineas is freed

phineas: yay im free i think i will go get myself imprisoned again
 
DmC Dante vs Demons:

Dante: So, what's going to happen now?

Demon 1: We will fight and you will beat us as stylish as you do, as always

Dante: What if we talk it first, like normal people?

Demon 2: Cool story bro
 
scionicspectre said:
Dante while fighting the Succubus, who is spewing vomit at him: Now this is my kind of rain!
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I lol'd so much at this, that I just had to sign in and say it.

Dante: So, no T-rex huh? Still, you seem a bit nerfed for me Vergil.
Vergil: Say that again after you see my Slash Dimension!
Dante: *sidesteps avoiding the attack* lol, you're nerfed man.
Vergil: *sadface*
 
DmC or DMC Vergil, whichever you want, returns looking like this:
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DmC/DMC Dantes: NO! NOT THE PEAR!
DmC/DMC Munduses or Mundi: *facepalm* This isn't Final Fantasy!!!
 
Bob has a change of heart

Bob: My view on the terrorists is that they are a group of totally awesome people. We should all work together to support The Order and overthrow Mundus.This is Bob Barbas, just doin' whatever he feels like.
Mundus: :blink: Has someone spiked Bob's coffee?
 
Lilith's plan with Mundus
Lilith: I'm going to stop running the club and marry you. Then we're going to move in together and have lots of babies.
Mundus looks around frantically for an escape.
Lilith:And we'll be together forever and ever won't we, darling?
Mundus screams and runs for the highest window in Silver Sacks tower and jumps.
Mundus: I'd rather take my chances with gravity than you!
:P
 
TerrorA said:
DmC Dante: I'm your prom date-

Poison: REAAAAAALY? I'VE BEEN WAITING 6,000 YEARS FOR YOU (somehow gets into a prom dress) LET'S GO!

Dante: :blink: WTFH?
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And the real twist is that Poison's human form looks like this (changed to Lindsey Stirling from Meg Ryan. Couldn't/too lazy to find small picture):
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And Dante's reaction would probably be this:
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neromaycry said:
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Really? They're showing for me. If not, the first should be Meg Ryan (now Lindsey Stirling after edit). The second is Bush Jr. with a "Not sure if want" face. The picture way before that is chibi?, cartoon Sephiroth holding a pear and saying "Shall I give you dis pear?"

Edit: It's an edit. Yay . . .
 
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