Out of character

[TWOxACROSS]

DmC Dante vs demon

DmC Dante: Your reign of terror ends here demon!
Demon: You little piece of s&*t, you'll never be able to beat me!

DmC Dante: I respectfully Disagree!

Demon: Also, your mother is a whore!

DmC Dante: No she wasn't my mother was a saint!

 

[LeoXCV]

DmC Dante: brb, guna play DMC4... I prefer the style system.

 

[AlchemistFromEden]

DANTE:"vergil why did you kill that demon, you know those things we hate because they killed our mom and imprisoned our father, after they inadvertently destroyed everything that you worked for a few levels ago , how dare you kill our second greatest enemy shame on you, btw we'e getting shot at, kat's in danger, and the environment's trying to kill us in more destructive ways than the final destination movies, but seriously, you shouldn't have done that,:ermm: that was a kid man, sure he was more than three times my size, :/ take into account this is an unborn baby big brother, i mean i know it probably would've been a bitch to fight again but seriously there was NOOOOO reason for you to do that, period, not even a little!!
VERGIL: -_-'
DANTE:did i mention the baby looked like this, *shows pic on iphone10* http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx251/delon44/d5.png, isn't it cute big bro, the way it almost mangled my body and killed me just made me feel so loved, it was ADORABLE :lol:, you see how much better this would've been if everything was all twinkles and sparkles and with our mom's big tits in black lingerie , but noooooo vergil, we don't get to see that, because you had to go and lose your cool after your life's work got destroyed, in a hamlet-style break of character, not cool man, not cool...
KAT::O dante i don't think you shoul--
DANTE:OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH, WHHHHHHYYYYYYY!! *starts crying and punching the window* DID YOU HAVE TO KILL THAT DEMON MAN, SO TRAGIC, WWHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY, OH UNNAMED DEMON CHILD, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE IN OUR HEARTS.......*sob*:'( they will..see...we'll fight until...eternity...come with me...we'll..stand and fight...together................:ermm:....... I was gonna name him NERO BRO!!!!
VERGIL::| ........ get the hell out of my car

 

[Nerofanheart]

DANTE:"vergil why did you kill that demon, you know those things we hate because they killed our mom and imprisoned our father, after they inadvertently destroyed everything that you worked for a few levels ago , how dare you kill our second greatest enemy shame on you, btw we'e getting shot at, kat's in danger, and the environment's trying to kill us in more destructive ways than the final destination movies, but seriously, you shouldn't have done that,:ermm: that was a kid man, sure he was more than three times my size, :/ take into account this is an unborn baby big brother, i mean i know it probably would've been a bitch to fight again but seriously there was NOOOOO reason for you to do that, period, not even a little!!
VERGIL: -_-'
DANTE:did i mention the baby looked like this, *shows pic on iphone10* http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx251/delon44/d5.png, isn't it cute big bro, the way it almost mangled my body and killed me just made me feel so loved, it was ADORABLE :lol:, you see how much better this would've been if everything was all twinkles and sparkles and with our mom's big tits in black lingerie , but noooooo vergil, we don't get to see that, because you had to go and lose your cool after your life's work got destroyed, in a hamlet-style break of character, not cool man, not cool...
KAT::O dante i don't think you shoul--
DANTE:OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH, WHHHHHHYYYYYYY!! *starts crying and punching the window* DID YOU HAVE TO KILL THAT DEMON MAN, SO TRAGIC, WWHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY, OH UNNAMED DEMON CHILD, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE IN OUR HEARTS.......*sob*:'( they will..see...we'll fight until...eternity...come with me...we'll..stand and fight...together................:ermm:....... I was gonna name him NERO BRO!!!!
VERGIL::| ........ get the hell out of my car

man shall never surrender is such a good music

 

[Dante47]

Dante grows long white hair at the end.
Dyes it black and gets a haircut.

 

[TerrorA]

Agni and Rhuda: Who are you? You are not the one we have decided to serve We will.

DmC Dante: (beats them both up) SHUT UP!

 

[BLACKSWIPE]

Dante: I'm better looking...

.................

Vergil: And I've got a bigger dick...

Dante:....

Dante: Can I see it?


Vergil:

 

[Dante47]

Vergil: The path is clear for us to rule.

Dante: Cool.

Kat: As you wish, masters.

 

[TerrorA]

Kat: Sorry Dante, I love someone else.

Dante: Who?

Kat: I'll give you a clue. He has a bigger dick.

Vergil: :troll:

 

[RhythmDemon]

*White wig lands on Dantes head* . THIS IS AWESOME! Quick someone get me a red trench coat!

 

[Dante47]

Kat: Sorry Dante, I love someone else.

Dante: Who?

Kat: I'll give you a clue. He has a bigger ****.

Vergil: :troll:

Vergil?
Please, he doesn't have anything on the guy who said this.

 

[RhythmDemon]

snip

In the end.., We are all satisfied.

 

[Dante47]

In the end.., We are all satisfied.

Fun Fact: My girlfriend got pregnant after watching that scene.