Sieghart
"Plough the lilies"
I think he gave MGR a badass seal of approval though and again i'm not just talking about his DmC Review.
I know that angryjoe is from Thatguywiththeglasses.com but i never got any chance to look at the others.
May have found the worst review of DmC in the History of time
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I think he gave MGR a badass seal of approval though and again i'm not just talking about his DmC Review.
I know that angryjoe is from Thatguywiththeglasses.com but i never got any chance to look at the others.
Chancey289
Fake Geek Girl.
No, Angry Joe gave MGR the same exact score he gave DmC. 7/10.
Dante's Stalker
"Outrun this!"
The...wait, Dante's personality changed? Did he go all sulky and quiet again?....noo....nope, it's still the same ol' Dante, just grittier and with less lame one liners and more wit. Aye. Not a magnificent change.
I actually liked that about the other games
OR you may not even notice it, like me.
The f-? Okay, I'm sorry, but Dante's va did fail a couple of times. Vergil's didn't. They were both brilliant, except for when Dante obtains the goods from Sparda and Eva's portraits? I mean, LAME. He could have put more feeling into it. Why didn't someone drop a bowling ball on his foot? Might have gotten the believable effect then.
Oh, also, the dialogue, definitely took a step up in my books compared to previous games. I mean, they ACTUALLY had a few CONVERSATIONS. Gah! It's magic!!!
Clearly you haven't played DMC4 in a while. Those graphics KICKED ASS compared to DmC.
Hmm-mmm, these are my thoughts exactly.
I LOATHE this. So much.
He sounds a bit inexperienced to me. Just my opinion though.
Sunaka Marién
Well-known Member
'cuz the writer clearly doesn't know the difference between Dubstep and Metal-ish stuff :troll:
Meh, the review was ok, I mean, it's their opion and that's ok. Saying "it's not a bad game" but giving it a 5 rating is kinda contradictional, though, but they're not professional, so whatevs.
DreadnoughtDT
God of Hyperdeath
Well, 5 means it's not bad or good, just mediocre. Maybe he's one of those people that actually takes the 1-10 system literally and doesn't give a 7 to a mediocre game like most people do. 1-6 = suck, 7 = okay, 8 = good, 9 = great and 10 = flawless.
Alittleacorn
Smile it confuses people
Zilla that is not the worst review of DmC.
...
THIS is the worst review of DmC. @_@
http://thedudehasgotnomercy.tumblr.com/post/42039651129/donte-must-die-a-review-of-dmc-devil-may-cry
Behold as it stretches the truth to breaking point on the story and splashes 'I hate this game to death' paint all over it.
MultiBro
Darkest Dungeon
Eeeeh, the dude is pretty non-biased when it comes to combat though. He misses some minor stuff about the mechanics but otherwise he is pretty much right.
He does go on the story a bit though.
Alittleacorn
Smile it confuses people
Yeah, that's the bit I'm talking about it XD
Chancey289
Fake Geek Girl.
He's got his head so far up his fanatical fanboy a$$ he can speak nothing but bullsh!t. The combat in DmC isn't shallow at all and for anyone who's actually dived in to it know how much potential it holds. The problem with DmC's combat is not the combat itself but the enemy combinations that oddly narrow down your tactics when it host a combat system that feels really comfortable in your hand and holds depth and variety. The game can be its own worst enemy at times.
seraphmaycry
Well-known Member
i find it hard it to beleive hiss sss score with a d for completion and time is real seems like he just wants to make more hate to me there is also i lot of obvious lies in their. two moves for each weapon? stinger useless? lucky if you activate it once per mission?
The bosses, another staple of the series, are another disappointment. While in previous games a boss fight awaited you at the end of most missions, in DmC there’s only a handful, six total, compared to the 14 in DMC4 and 15 in DMC3. None of the boss fights are particularly interesting or challenging, most of them being watered down copies of fights from previous series. One of the fights is even used twice, bringing the number of unique bosses down to a meager 5 which boss is used twice? was not there seven? and 14 bosses in dmc4? a lot less unique bosses just like in dmc3
Marionette Cherry
BANNED
seraphmaycry
Well-known Member
un just appaled by the exaggeration and wording and the godawful punctuation mainly just how he takes everything out of context (kat was raped?????????? by attacked i think they meant beaten)
Onecrazymonkey1
Well-known Member
Which, for the guy to even say that Kat was raped to make the game edgy is pretty low honestly.
MultiBro
Darkest Dungeon
Kat being attacked implies that she was either raped or beaten.
Martius
SSSmokin!
Or molested.
mrrandomlulz
Monsuuuta moonssuta mo mo mo mo monsuuta
Alittleacorn
Smile it confuses people
It does, also saying that Kat was attacked at night would imply it further.
Although I get annoyed when people make a big deal of it just to hate the game. I think Alice Madness Returns tackled the issue of rape and abuse a lot more, and it showed a flashback of the attacker of Alice's sister visiting her room.
Kat only really mentions the abuse in about one sentence [and not giving no mention of the R word], the rest is about how she escaped, met Vergil and how he helped her face her demons and kill her foster father.
Not denying I wasn't surprised when I first heard it. Felt bad for the Kitty Kat ;_;