Angel Valentine
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I'll just rate them (numerically) quickly so then I only have to talk about the important ones xD
FF = 7/10
FFIII = 8/10
FFIV = 9/10
FFVII = 9.5/10
- Crisis Core = 9/10
- DoC = 6/10
FFVIII = 7/10
FFIX = 9/10
FFX = 7/10
FFX-2 = 8.5/10
FFXII = 9.5/10
KH1 = 8/10
KH2 = 7/10
KH: CoM = 5/10
KH is a series that....I like, but really only to a certain extent. I have the two PS2 games, and briefly had CoM (then I actually played it and said, "Hey, this really sucks some extreme suckage" so away it went) KHI was fun, and I enjoyed it. KHII...eh, it was still fun but it just seemed kinda empty most of the time to me.
FF............Ah yes, FF. IX & VII are my absolute favorites, and I can't choose which one gets the top slot because I love them both so much for completely different reasons. XII would be 2nd place (or 3rd? I dunno xD), followed by IV then X-2. YES I LOVED X-2 XD
I played half of V and was so bored I truly did not give a rats *** about what happened to anyone. They all could have decided to end it all and ran each other through with swords and that would have been just swell. VI.......eh, I heard so many people praising it and saying, "God, it's so much better than the newer FF's", so I played half of it, and couldn't finish. Had another 'bout of, "I could keep playing this, or go play IX for the 8th time." So I went played IX for the 8th time. Just don't give a **** about most of the characters xDD
III is cute game and it does hold a special place in my heart for reasons I truly can't figure out xD IV, well, it's just rules. YOU GET TO GO TO THE MOON XD
VIII & X............what plagues me with these two are the characters. I can't stand 90% of the casts in either. Tidus, Wakka, Kimahri & Lulu.....f*ck 'em. xD Lulu is so boring she's another, "Go take a long walk off a short bridge cause I don't give a sh*t anymore!" She had promising belts and boobs, but they couldn't make up for ****ery. Tidus? OMG. DON'T CARE WHAT HE'S BEEN THROUGH OR WHAT HE HAS TO ACCEPT. HE'S A WHINY LITTLE *******. Wakka? Don't even get me started, we will be here for years. Kimahri?...uh actually, I just forget he exists. Auron is badass. Period. Yuna is sweet, and Rikku's cute :3
Squall - Emo fag, who just becomes a fag halfway through.
Rinoa - I'M NOT HUGGING YOU. YOU JUST WANT TO **** OFF YOUR DADDY.
Irvine - P*ssy. A huge one.
Quistis - Who? What does she do? Where-...how- what? Oh yeah now I remember, the boring one.
Selphie - ......something about her...just want to rip the hair that I still swear is a dead beaver off her head.
Cid - .........CID'S ARE NOT FAT DUMPY HEADMASTERS. THEY'RE SURLY, THEY SWEAR, OR IN DR. CID'S CASE A SEXY CRAZY AS HELL OLDER....WACKADOO.
Zell - I like Zell. He eats hotdogs and hits stuff.
Seifer - ........I love this man. His method of "F*ck everyone and everything, I'm doing it my way", may not get him very far sometimes but jeez, that's exactly the way I think. He had a dream! A personality! He gave me the word 'Chicken-wuss!' He killed Odin! (okay I like Odin, but still, how fun would it be to say, "Hey, guess what....I killed Odin b*tch").
VII was the first I played, and I just love it to death. The atmosphere, the world itself, the music and most importantly, the characters. There's not really a character there anywhere that I don't like for one reason or another (even if it's one of those you 'love to hate'). Some of the spin-offs aren't so fantastic though.......>_> Advent Children was pretty to look at, and I loved the music. The plot? Uh, pointless? Kadaj, Yazoo and Loz were complete wastes of space, especially Loz & Yazoo. They're like Mary-Sues or a yaoi fangirl's OC (not that I don't like yaoi, oh no.....it's quite lovely >=D)
DoC?.....................I'm most upset about to be honest. Vincent is my fave FF character, and the game was well.........it blew. You can beat it in under 6 hours, the controls are wonky as a motherf*cker, and should have just been made into an anime. I mean, come on, only reason I played it was cause of the story, like I really gave a sh*t about a shooter game.
CC on the other hand, wonderful <3 It was a perfect addition to FFVII. The characters were portrayed very well, I loved Angeal & Genesis, and I of course loved their relationship with Sephiroth. CC Sephiroth is so awesome xD
FF = 7/10
FFIII = 8/10
FFIV = 9/10
FFVII = 9.5/10
- Crisis Core = 9/10
- DoC = 6/10
FFVIII = 7/10
FFIX = 9/10
FFX = 7/10
FFX-2 = 8.5/10
FFXII = 9.5/10
KH1 = 8/10
KH2 = 7/10
KH: CoM = 5/10
KH is a series that....I like, but really only to a certain extent. I have the two PS2 games, and briefly had CoM (then I actually played it and said, "Hey, this really sucks some extreme suckage" so away it went) KHI was fun, and I enjoyed it. KHII...eh, it was still fun but it just seemed kinda empty most of the time to me.
FF............Ah yes, FF. IX & VII are my absolute favorites, and I can't choose which one gets the top slot because I love them both so much for completely different reasons. XII would be 2nd place (or 3rd? I dunno xD), followed by IV then X-2. YES I LOVED X-2 XD
I played half of V and was so bored I truly did not give a rats *** about what happened to anyone. They all could have decided to end it all and ran each other through with swords and that would have been just swell. VI.......eh, I heard so many people praising it and saying, "God, it's so much better than the newer FF's", so I played half of it, and couldn't finish. Had another 'bout of, "I could keep playing this, or go play IX for the 8th time." So I went played IX for the 8th time. Just don't give a **** about most of the characters xDD
III is cute game and it does hold a special place in my heart for reasons I truly can't figure out xD IV, well, it's just rules. YOU GET TO GO TO THE MOON XD
VIII & X............what plagues me with these two are the characters. I can't stand 90% of the casts in either. Tidus, Wakka, Kimahri & Lulu.....f*ck 'em. xD Lulu is so boring she's another, "Go take a long walk off a short bridge cause I don't give a sh*t anymore!" She had promising belts and boobs, but they couldn't make up for ****ery. Tidus? OMG. DON'T CARE WHAT HE'S BEEN THROUGH OR WHAT HE HAS TO ACCEPT. HE'S A WHINY LITTLE *******. Wakka? Don't even get me started, we will be here for years. Kimahri?...uh actually, I just forget he exists. Auron is badass. Period. Yuna is sweet, and Rikku's cute :3
Squall - Emo fag, who just becomes a fag halfway through.
Rinoa - I'M NOT HUGGING YOU. YOU JUST WANT TO **** OFF YOUR DADDY.
Irvine - P*ssy. A huge one.
Quistis - Who? What does she do? Where-...how- what? Oh yeah now I remember, the boring one.
Selphie - ......something about her...just want to rip the hair that I still swear is a dead beaver off her head.
Cid - .........CID'S ARE NOT FAT DUMPY HEADMASTERS. THEY'RE SURLY, THEY SWEAR, OR IN DR. CID'S CASE A SEXY CRAZY AS HELL OLDER....WACKADOO.
Zell - I like Zell. He eats hotdogs and hits stuff.
Seifer - ........I love this man. His method of "F*ck everyone and everything, I'm doing it my way", may not get him very far sometimes but jeez, that's exactly the way I think. He had a dream! A personality! He gave me the word 'Chicken-wuss!' He killed Odin! (okay I like Odin, but still, how fun would it be to say, "Hey, guess what....I killed Odin b*tch").
VII was the first I played, and I just love it to death. The atmosphere, the world itself, the music and most importantly, the characters. There's not really a character there anywhere that I don't like for one reason or another (even if it's one of those you 'love to hate'). Some of the spin-offs aren't so fantastic though.......>_> Advent Children was pretty to look at, and I loved the music. The plot? Uh, pointless? Kadaj, Yazoo and Loz were complete wastes of space, especially Loz & Yazoo. They're like Mary-Sues or a yaoi fangirl's OC (not that I don't like yaoi, oh no.....it's quite lovely >=D)
DoC?.....................I'm most upset about to be honest. Vincent is my fave FF character, and the game was well.........it blew. You can beat it in under 6 hours, the controls are wonky as a motherf*cker, and should have just been made into an anime. I mean, come on, only reason I played it was cause of the story, like I really gave a sh*t about a shooter game.
CC on the other hand, wonderful <3 It was a perfect addition to FFVII. The characters were portrayed very well, I loved Angeal & Genesis, and I of course loved their relationship with Sephiroth. CC Sephiroth is so awesome xD
