Because this guy kind of sucked at it... had some good points but some of it was really shallow. With that said, I shall present to you:
EVERYTHING WRONG WITH DmC IN X NUMBER OF POSTS OR LESS
Opening Scene and Credits:
EVERYTHING WRONG WITH DmC IN X NUMBER OF POSTS OR LESS
Opening Scene and Credits:
- Barack Obama is already blamed for the economy. +1 sin
- Mundus is a rather cliche' villain. +1 sin
- Lilith is not really subtle about being a b*tch now is she? +1sin
- Thank you, Mundus for not letting her finish that sentence. -1 sin
- It would take the Hunters about 14 years to find Dante and, by the way, there's only one Hunter. +2 sins
- Mundus has a penchant for ripping chests open (as you will see later). +1 sin
- The only angels we see are strippers. +1 sin
- Scratch that, they're actually demons. +1 sin.
- Our first example of Dante being a douche. +1 sin
- Dante walks around in plain sight. +1 sin
- Dante gets caught. +1 sin
- Dante doesn't give a crap because he's enjoying strippers. +1 sin
- Implied blowjob. +1 sin
- Dante's bringing demons to his house. +1 sin
- Demons are playing with his guns. +3 sins (One for each gun. You can imagine what the third one is.)
- How the hell did his coat get up there? +1 sin
- Unnecessarily implied sex scene. +1 sin
- While it is understandable that the Order is supposed to be inspired by the group Anonymous, the mask does make it a little bit too obvious. +1 sin
- Oh, look it's Bill O'Reilly! +1 sin
- Bob suggests illegal means of killing someone despite being against the death penalty. +1 sin
- Dante has a hangover and he keeps drinking. +1 sin
- Where the hell did Kat come from? +1 sin
- Awkward nudity. +1 sin
- Careless? He was being an idiot! +1 sin
- "DAaaaAAAaaaNTE..." Subtitle-f*ck-uppery. +1 sin
- "He is dragging you into Limbo." No dip, sherlock. +1 sin
- Wait, can't Kat just mark a way out like she does for the rest of the game? +1 sin
- "****, back in Limbo." She just said that. +1 sin
- "Bad day for a hangover." Aren't you an angel- demon hybrid? How come alcohol actually affects you? +1 sin
- "Get your filthy f*cking claw off my trailer!" It's a grappling hook. +1 sin
- I ain't gonna lie, Dante putting his clothes back on was probably the coolest part of this game. -1 sin
- Dante, you just lost your house, how are you not upset about that? +1 sin
- "Time for a little Rebellion." Okay, I know bad puns are a part of Dante's character but they could have at least improved on that. +1 sin
- "You wanna fight?" Noooo... They shake want to shake your hand. +1 sin
- "Kill..." You know, Mr. Limbo, you are the world itself. You could... I don't know... put a hole underneath his feet and let him drop? +1 sin.
- "Who said that?" You couldn't recognize her voice? You just heard it like two minutes ago. +1 sin
- "No escape..." I don't see you trying hard to make it so. +1 sin
- But in all serious, the dock's destruction was wonderfully done. -1 sin
- "Ebony, Ivory, I missed you girls." Wow... you even rebooted the guns' gender. That's some hardcore rebooting. -1 sin (
- "Target practice. Right on cue." Didn't you just have target practice with the Hunter two seconds ago? +1 sin
- Seriously, Dante, do you not recognize that girl's voice? I know it's been about ten minutes but sheesh you don't have to point your guns at her. +1 sin
- "I am not a demon!" He can see that. +1 sin
- "How come I can see you clearly?" Weren't you paying attention during the first few seconds of you entering Limbo? She was right there next to you! +1 sin
- And no one in the background finds it odd that she's talking to herself? +1 sin
- "And if I pull the trigger?" Why would you!? +1 sin
- "I want to help." You ain't really doin' a good job so far. +1 sin
- "I don't need your help." You really don't. +1 sin
- "The Hunter has dragged you into Limbo." We know that! +1 sin
- "I can get you out." Didn't you say he had to fight his way out? +1 sin
- "I've been down here before." Didn't learn a thing about how to not get back in there, did you? +1 sin
- "You fight whatever sh*t- sucking demon dragged you in here." Or you could have the psychic spray your way out. +1 sin
- "You don't want to fight the Hunter." No, I don't, are you going to change the situation? No? I still have to fight him? Okay. +1 sin
- "Where'd she go?" Thanks, Kat, you're a wonderful help! +1 sin
- "Death.." What about it? +1 sin
- Obvious gameplay hint. +1 sin
- "Is that my coat? How did it get up there?" That's what I'm wondering. +1 sin
- "Sweet." I concur. -1 sin
- Wait, we get to see the Ferris Wheel get jacked up but the rest of the pier is fine? +1 sin
- Why is Hunter aiming at the ground? +1 sin
- "Hey! Through here!" Where the hell have you been? +1 sin
- Why didn't you just put your hand through the mirror like you did the wall? +1 sin
- "Hey! Get back here!" Why? +1 sin
- "Stop..." Now you tell him to stop? You haven't made much of an effort to make him do so. +1 sin
- Oh, and obvious gameplay hint. +1 sin
- "Not a million years." Not if extra costumes have anything to do about it! And ironic foreshadowing, nice! -2 sins
- "That won't work." "Why not?" Take a freakin' guess! +1 sin
- "He's bulletproof." No sh*t! +1 sin
- "Trap him..." Isn't that your job? +1 sin
- Why did you wait until now to throw the magic malatov at him? +1 sin
- "Hunters are brutal fighters." "So am I." You trip every time you swing your sword. I wouldn't exactly call you "brutal". +1 sin
- "Dante, can you still hear me?" You're screaming loud enough. +1 sin
- "Attack it's face!" Duuuuhhh! +1 sin
- "Oh you feel it now, don't you?" You never slashed his face, just shot at it. I'm surprised you didn't think to do that the first time or just realized he was bulletproof. +1 sin
- "Now use your guns to shoot him down!" I sware Kat if you speak one more piece of obvious informaton...
- "That's it. It's working." At least you helped in a substantial way this time.
- "Do you f*cking demons even feel pain?" He's freakin' falling to the ground! What else would he be feeling!? Ectasy!? +1 sin
- "I helped you back there." Not that it much of a difference. +1 sin
- "I didn't ask for your help." Nope but you still needed it. +1 sin
- So you're just going to get in anyways? What was the point in arguing back? +1 sin
- "Something to do with that masked freak on the net?" And the news. +1 sin
- "That's my boss." Yes, just give out sacred information to someone you just met. +1 sin
- "We're just receiving reports..." You're receiving them now? What happened to your "eye in the sky"? +1 sin
- "We have your scent, Son of Sparda." Yeah but you still don't know where he is or what he does despite all the resources you have at your disposal. +1 sin
- "Not what I was expecting." "That's the idea." It sure is, ain't it? +1 sin
- "The demons are amongst us Dante..." Oh gosh... Who wrote her script? +1 sin
- "The world is asleep, brainwashed, and helpless." Cliche'. Again, I understand the inspiration but they aren't really being original about it. +1 sin
- "Defence? You got no chance." Have you done any better? +1 sin
- "... pop stars..." I knew it! +1 sin
- Another sign of Dante's douchiness, him shrugging off an appraised greeting. +1 sin
- Awkward silence. +1 sin
- "Your point?" Dante does not hold the concept of implied relationships between two events. +1 sin
- "Meningitis is a human affliction. You are not human, Dante." Foresahdowing! -1 sin
- "Rewind a bit- who are you again?" No need to get sassy. +1 sin
- "I established the Order to find a way to fight the demons." Woah, woah, woah. Didn't some early info on the Order say that it was some millennia old? +1 sin
- "What else were you planning on doing with your life?" Question of the motherf*cking day! -1 sin
- "If you want to leave- turn your back one me, I'm powerless to stop you. But you'll be making a grave mistake. Not just for yourself, but for mankind." Another piece of foreshadowing! -1 sin
- "Mankind?" "Yes!" "What makes you think I give a ****?" Well f*ck you too, Dante. +1 sin
- The sign says Paradise but everything is in ruins. Nice bit of contradictory setting. -1 sin
- How does she get all those ingredients? Especially squirrel semen?
- "I like it rough." Again, NT could have really... really... improved on the puns. +2 sins (the extra one for the awkwardness)
- Kat's kind of cute. -1 sin
- "Who is that?" Wait, are those kids holograms? Flashbacks? What the hell's going on? +1 sin
- Doctor who sequence? -1 sin!
- Again, what are the holograms he keeps seeing? +1 sin
- "Stop him..." Why? He was literally standing still for what seemed like minutes. You could have killed him then. +1 sin
- Now that I think about it, why does Dante remember his mom but not his dad? +1 sin
- "A blue rose..." DMC 4 reference? -1 sin
- Like I said, Mundus has a penchant for ripping out chests. +1 sin
- "I will never forget what he did to her." Correction: Now, you won't forget. +1 sin
- "... hid us safely amongst the humans..." Well he did for Vergil. You got screwed over. +1 sin
- "Above all, I want to know who is responsible for all this." You should know by now right? He literally owns everything! His face should have popped up in the news, right? You're telling me that the biggest bank CEO doesn't make headlines? +1 sin