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DmC's Gaming Sins

FerventVulcan said:
Wow, I don't see why people are getting so upset about this. Those posts are just meant to be funny - Railazel doesn't even hate DmC, as far as I know. At least, not to the point of needing to hate on it every few posts. We can stay stuck in this mentality of DMC vs DmC (which you are contributing to with such a comment), or we could just have a laugh about how DmC is ridiculously bad at times, just like the DMC games were.

Also, what you're saying there is not sarcasm, it's just anger.

"The fatter they are... the harder they fall." Yeah... that was... that was totally clever. +1 sin
"The city itself is trying to stop you." Thank you, Ms. Obvious. +1 sin

This type of stuff is good, it's true, and it's simple fun. We really need to learn to take a joke. And if you've got feedback for the TS, then provide it in a respectful way.
You're not the only one ''walking the border between AKA the middle ground forging your own path''. Everybody walks their own path - not one of us is special in that regard.
Besides, you can criticize stuff/make fun of it if you want. You can be biased if you want. If he indeed is a DMC fan and dislikes DmC, that's his prerogative. There's nothing inherently wrong with it, so long as you have good reasons for it. If you don't want to hear his jokes, don't follow this thread. Not everything has to become one big debate - ain't nobody got time for that.

Now, let's not let this thread deteriorate further.
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I was sympathizing DarkSlayerZero there in case you don't know! The part where he said on DMC originals are perfect? Now that was bias!

I don't need your reminders! I was simply expressing myself! If you have a problem with what people like me and DarkSlayerZero have to say, as what Batista would put it, DEAL WITH IT!

Fine! I'll leave this pathetic no-joke thread then! I guess I wasted my time here! I'm not used to taking jokes anyway.*unwatches thread*

P.S. I've been inactive in this site for a long time.
 
FerventVulcan said:
We could only look at the negative things about these posts, or we could just... you know... enjoy the humor and not deliberately start a flame war about it. It took a lot of time to make, have some respect. Apparently it's not allowed to make jokes about DmC without criticizing the other Devil May Cry games beforehand :facepalm: Seriously. Though, to be fair, some of the things on the list are not that funny, no. And stuff like ''who writes woa as whoah'' is just weird. I'm pretty sure most people write it with an 'h' at the end.
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But, where's the humor? The video is sh!t, period.
 
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Chancey289 said:
But, where's the humor? The video is sh!t period.
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I'm not talking about the video, I'm talking about the points Railazel made here. Man, are people really complaining about a video that was made by a guy who isn't even on this forum? Also, thanks for not reading my posts - I clearly quoted Railazel's points, not the video.
And dafuq is 'sh!t period'? Learn to English. (That was sarcasm, just in case you don't understand). You know what? Just calming down... aaaannnddd... ignored.
 
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MigsRZXAStylish said:
P.S. I've been inactive in this site for a long time.
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...Yeah, you said that like three times already.
Seriously, how is it other people's fault that you get offended by something unnecessarily? The TS didn't say anything to deliberately p!ss you off - I'm not sure he has even talked to you! So this is your problem. You're making yourself angry, then blaming others for it. Watching this thread is a risk you take, now take responsibility for your own words. It's not their job to make sure there is 0% chance of you getting offended.

You're making assumptions about Railazel, saying he just posts this because he wants to hate on the game. Just stop assuming stuff like a sheep, and give the rest of us a chance to enjoy the funny bits. And if you don't find the list funny, fine. But then, why are you here? Besides, the TS doesn't care if you don't like it, he's doing this for the people who do like it.

No wonder you've been inactive for a long time; you take everything personally and think everybody's out to hate everything.
 
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Thanks for the replies and comments, guys. Umm... didn't expect such a big reaction though. Still, I'm trying hard to improve though I must explain that the majority of the sins are just fluff and not to be taken seriously and I shall make the point that none of this reflects my view of DmC (unless stated that it does).

I shall. Mission 5.
  • "I explored the whole facility unseen." Oh crap! Were you a stealth ninja!?
  • "The Succubus, an ancient one." Oooo... A succubus? Oh snap! Is she going to be like Nevan? -1 sin
  • We believe it's the source of the psychotropic ingredient." Wait, "it"? She's a succubus, right? Succubi are female, aren't they? +1 sin
  • "Virility's secret ingredient is what makes Virility the number one soft drink in the world." And the secret ingredient is bacon. It's not bacon? Well, +1 sin for it not being bacon.
  • "It has been scientifically proven to improve weight loss by 21% and enhance sexual performance by 63% if drunk daily!" Shut up and take my money!
Oh, by the way, some of these aren't going to be sins anymore. I realized that if I kept going the way I was going, the number of sins would've been in the thousands! Besides, it is really hard to make some of these things into sins and I guess doing so has cut up my humor. So I'll just make jokes and add sins when they are necessary.
  • "How do people actually fall for this crap?" Because it is scientifically proven, Dante. +1 sin for asking such a dumb question.
  • "If you're told something often enough, you tend to believe it." Wise words. -1 sin
  • "They told me I was crazy for seeing demons." You too? They told me I was crazy for seeing FAIRY GODPARENTS!
  • "Yeah. They tried telling me I was a basket case too." Because you're totally not. Sane wanted criminals always walk with their faces exposed to the public.
  • "They wanted to put me on drugs. Said it would make me better. They lied." They put me on that weed and I feel great!
  • Summary of Dante's backstory: Discovered the evils of the world, indulges in sexual pleasures, beats up cops, and goes through extremely painful self- reflection. -1 sin because I like his backstory.
  • "... or if you can still call yourself... human." Okay, I have to mark this as a piece of wonderful writing. -1 sin
  • "The Succubus is deep inside..." Giggity (had to have at least one of these).
  • "... there's no physical way to reach it from our world." The G- spot?
  • "Rest assured that it has been deemed both safe and beneficial by our trustworthy and ethical scientists." Ethical scientists? Shut up and take more of my money!
  • "Virility truly is a national treasure!"
    O say, can you see. The green can, Virility. What so proudly we hailed, as the clear liquid poured down. With great flavor and great taste! Delivered with great haste! Over the factories watched, the drink slowly streaming. And the Succubus puked! With a valiant "F*ck You"! Gave proof to our eyes, that this sh*t's nasty as hell! O say does that yellow- bordered title yet wave! Over the land of the cows! And the home of the slaves!
  • "You said you've been here before." "Yeah, but it was an out- of- body experience, years ago." So you aren't a stealth ninja? +1 sin for a major disappointment!
  • "You came to Limbo to escape your nightmares?" "Yes." Trust me, Dante, you're not the only one confused about that.
  • "Maybe, but the demons may sense you once you're in Limbo..." May? They always do! Even when he's not in Limbo, he gets caught! +1 sin
  • "And kill me a succubus." Wait, let me have a turn at her first! I wanna die happy!
  • Okay, Kat's spray can animation is rather choppy... +1 sin?
  • "Obesity, stupidity... Drink Virility!" *spits out soda* Shut up and give me my refund!
  • "So which of you fat@sses wants to be Limbo's biggest loser?" Wow, this was actually really clever. -1 sin
  • "That? Nah. That was just a big fat joke." This was pretty clever too. -1 sin
Mission 6
  • "What's that? An egg- timer?" Don't ask, you jerk! +1 sin
  • "It's a vile containing a spell made from a variety of..." Someone stop her!
  • "I don't need to know." Thank God! -1 sin
  • "You jump, I twist." "Are you serious?" Why are you asking? The chick knows magic, I'm pretty sure she can pull something out her hat (get it?).
  • "I jump, you twist." Why would you repeat what she just said? +1 sin
  • One of the coolest sequences in the game. -1 sin
  • "Die already! I don't have time for this!" Then keep moving! +1 sin
  • Egg- timer goes off when you still have some time on the clock. +1 sin
  • Oooo... is that the Succubus? I hope she's pretty under all that baggage.
  • "Who are you?" Oh my gosh... she's hideous... +1 sin
  • "I'm your prom date you ugly sack of ****." Dang, Dante, no need to get sassy.
  • "WHO THE **** ARE YOOUUUU!" I see that Succubus practices the internet method of yelling in all caps. Or she mistakenly pressed the caps lock button. +1 sin
  • "Dante? Son of Sparda? And Eva the whooooorrreeee!" Ironic that she is a succubus and she's calling someone else a whore.
  • "I'm twelve hundred years old!" It really does show...
  • "You don't look a day over twelve thousand."
  • "**** you." "**** you." "**** YOUUU!" Okay, there are times when the Gods of Humor bless me with a treasure so abundant that I hardly know what to do with it. With that said, I looked upon this one single segment, imagining every possible joke that I could make about it, only to discover that someone else had made the proper response to such a scene.
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  • "Hey, Succubus. Suck on this." That was also really clever. -1 sin
  • "ARRGGH! I'm going to pull off your arms and legs, chew them up, and puke them all over your pathetic face." My gosh...
  • "AAAAGH! You disgusting **** child! I'm going to pull off your head, **** down our neck, and sh*t on your worthless carcass." I find it funny that she was talking at normal speed while they were in slow motion. +1 sin
  • "You're dumped." "You're too clingy." "I think you're all mixed up." This was such a tragic relationship.
  • Awkward sex scene. +1 sin
  • Wait is Lilith... literally twisting a screw to put her face on? Nasty! Smart (considering the pun) but nasty! +1 sin
  • "My Succubus is dead." You didn't put up much security for her. +1 sin
  • "The Nephilim. It fights back." It? What happened to Dante being a "he"? And what did you expect? Wasn't he fighting back the entire time or did you think he was sleeping? +1 sin
Mission 7
  • "Yeah, I noticed that bit." I bet you do. +1 sin
  • "So he's more than a f*cking d*ck..." I would like to argue that he's equally a prick even if he was a demon.
  • "On the plus side, there won't be any cameras down there." Wait... hold on a second. You're telling me the prison that Barbas, the guy who's the head of surveillance, runs doesn't have any cameras? What the f*ck? +1 sin
  • "Wow, so even Limbo has a slammer." Vergil said that not too long ago. +1 sin
  • "You have committed crimes against the holy order of demons." Two words in that sentence do not go together.
Well... Mission 7 was awfully short.
 
FerventVulcan said:
...Yeah, you said that like three times already.
Seriously, how is it other people's fault that you get offended by something unnecessarily? The TS didn't say anything to deliberately p!ss you off - I'm not sure he has even talked to you! So this is your problem. You're making yourself angry, then blaming others for it. Watching this thread is a risk you take, now take responsibility for your own words. It's not their job to make sure there is 0% chance of you getting offended.

You're making assumptions about Railazel, saying he just posts this because he wants to hate on the game. Just stop assuming stuff like a sheep, and give the rest of us a chance to enjoy the funny bits. And if you don't find the list funny, fine. But then, why are you here? Besides, the TS doesn't care if you don't like it, he's doing this for the people who do like it.

No wonder you've been inactive for a long time; you take everything personally and think everybody's out to hate everything.
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You're telling me to suck up for my own beliefs, huh? Fine!!

But did I even mention Raliazel? No, I did not! I was directing my anger on the YT vid provided, not him nor that list, like what Chancey did! I was not even talking to him like at all! In fact, I wasn't even specific on who 'he' is.

Besides, it isn't the first time I took things personally in my life. You have no idea this anger I've held for so long even before DmC was announced, even before the DMC franchise came to my life through a childhood friend of mine...

I guess some things in the list can be funny at all, which I am referring to the list right now. I didn't even know this thread was meant to be funny... I need to know the difference between a joke and a serious insult which I still have a hard time doing so since childhood. I was too focused on the video provided, not the thread...

I feel like the world has completely disowned me, rejected me, abandoned me...

You know what? It's best we contimue this conversation in private, one-oneSend me a PM then! Subject of PM: "Stop taking things personally!" Wanna know me better? Let's continue there!

@Raliazel, if I made assumptioms, then let me say I'm sorry. I didn't know this was meant to be a joke thread... I got confused so I sympahized with DarkSlayerZero... We, as well as Chancey, were too focused on the vid you provided... I didn't focus on your list... ><

P.S. You double-posted, man! It might be accidental which is understandable...
 
MigsRZXAStylish said:
@Raliazel, if I made assumptioms, then let me say I'm sorry. I didn't know this was meant to be a joke thread... I got confused so I sympahized with DarkSlayerZero... We, as well as Chancey, were too focused on the vid you provided... I didn't focus on your list... ><

P.S. You double-posted, man! It might be accidental which is understandable...
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Oh, no problem and, thanks, I didn't notice the double- post.
 
FerventVulcan said:
...Yeah, you said that like three times already.
Seriously, how is it other people's fault that you get offended by something unnecessarily? The TS didn't say anything to deliberately p!ss you off - I'm not sure he has even talked to you! So this is your problem. You're making yourself angry, then blaming others for it. Watching this thread is a risk you take, now take responsibility for your own words. It's not their job to make sure there is 0% chance of you getting offended.

You're making assumptions about Railazel, saying he just posts this because he wants to hate on the game. Just stop assuming stuff like a sheep, and give the rest of us a chance to enjoy the funny bits. And if you don't find the list funny, fine. But then, why are you here? Besides, the TS doesn't care if you don't like it, he's doing this for the people who do like it.

No wonder you've been inactive for a long time; you take everything personally and think everybody's out to hate everything.
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You know, i'll bet, that if this had been Devil may cry 4 gaming sins, it would be you who was whining. You would probably use the, at least it's not as bad as DmC, defense.
 
You don't just "whisper-declare" something like that with cameras everywhere. But... I guess they needed to do that for "drama's" sake.

Maybe they should do a "remix" with that line... or any Nic Cage line, really.


 
Yknow, I actually thought Raz's sins were pretty funny. They really poked at me as amusing, and I honestly found out things I didn't note until I saw his sins. Also I didn't feel like watching the vid. I've seen plenty of rants and hate threads that have made it all too clear.

But guys, really. There's no need to get all hostel just because someone talked about your favorite game. What's the point of enjoying a game if you can't poke fun at it every now and then? For example, I poke fun at DmC a lot too like calling Dante #Yoloswag2edgy4uDanteTheDemonkillah or something stupid like that, but that doesn't mean I hate new Dante or DmC. It means I'm comfortable with it that I can talk sh*t about it and still love the reboot more then the original series.

So really guys, you're all over reacting over a small joke that was made. Yeah, the reboot has haters, but at least this one wasn't so much a hating as it was a small poke of humor at the bee hive.
 
DarkSlayerZero said:
Now a sin that has to be on the list is Dante's weird "Nooooo"
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Can't think of what sins which I didn't see...

Double-post, man! What the hell?

DragonMaster2010 said:
Yknow, I actually thought Raz's sins were pretty funny. They really poked at me as amusing, and I honestly found out things I didn't note until I saw his sins. Also I didn't feel like watching the vid. I've seen plenty of rants and hate threads that have made it all too clear.

But guys, really. There's no need to get all hostel just because someone talked about your favorite game. What's the point of enjoying a game if you can't poke fun at it every now and then? For example, I poke fun at DmC a lot too like calling Dante #Yoloswag2edgy4uDanteTheDemonkillah or something stupid like that, but that doesn't mean I hate new Dante or DmC. It means I'm comfortable with it that I can talk sh*t about it and still love the reboot more then the original series.

So really guys, you're all over reacting over a small joke that was made. Yeah, the reboot has haters, but at least this one wasn't so much a hating as it was a small poke of humor at the bee hive.
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Thanks for the tip, Dragon. I learned it the hard way as I was too blind to see as I saw that awful YT vid linked.

Did you know that, since most joke on DmC Dante calling him Donte, there are five incarnations of Dante and five vowels (two are used already which are A and O), I call DMC2 Dante as Dunte, DMC3 Dante as Dente, and DMC4 Dante as Dinte? This is pretty much the equivalent of that overused labeling joke... What do you think, DM?

And you triple-posted!!! What dafaq?!

From raging to laughing (some of the list is funny), maybe I should

Pro tip: Don't post more than once, unless your Internet speed is full of crap (like mine here in the Philippines, whose Internet speed is considered the slowest at 3.6 Mbps according to an ASEAN Average Internet Speed graph while Singapore has the fastest at 61 Mbps)! Look at the chart here if you don't believe me:
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This is also what's p!$$!ng me off! No wonder I often get interruptions often...! >.<
 
TWOxACROSS said:
I would have gone with a Nic Cage joke :p
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Actually, I was going to.
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DarkSlayerZero said:
Now a sin that has to be on the list is Dante's weird "Nooooo"
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Definitely.

Now, I'm going to post up the missions soon but I'm doing a ton of them to speed things up

Alright, done! Mission 8
  • "Flying b*stards... Flying b*stards!" Why does Phineas keep saying "b*stards"? I would have preferred "flying douchies!" +1 sin
  • Hold on a second, they see Dante and they run away? What happened to the whole "Demon spot Dante, Limbo goes beserk, and Dante has to fight his way through" schtick? Or are these the smart ones? +1 sin
  • "B*stards..." Phineas is rubbing off on Dante already!
  • "Come closer..." Oh! There you are! I missed you!
  • I'm going off the rails of a crazy traaaaaaain! Oh... sorry... kinda had to. Seemed to perfect.
  • "Flying B*stards!" Okay, do you guys really have nothing else to call them? +1 sin
  • "Kill... Trapped... Die..." I don't think he's trapped.
  • "You flocking b*stards." Okay, the "flocking" part was good, but if you say the word "b*stards" one more time... +1 sin
  • "Who's there?" "It is, I/Eye" Okay that was really clever too. I think NT actually improved Dante's puns. -1 sin
  • "My father was a demon and I'm nothing like him." Well, that was quite jerkish of you Dante. +1 sin
Mission 9
  • "It's all a matter of perspective." This is a really good line considering that they are in an upside- down world. - 1 sin
  • "As I said, I see things differently." This is also a really good line because it shows how Limbo is connected to a person's mental state. Dante didn't see a path in front of Phineas but Phineas saw one clearly and made one. Then, later, Eva says that his Devil power will open up paths for him. Lo and behold, his DT gives him temporary control over Limbo (I think?). I really, really enjoy this part. -1 sin
  • "The Nephilim were the third race." This is why Vergil was wrong when he said that the union between Angels and Demons was inconceivable. If it was, there wouldn't be a race of Nephilim.
  • "But unlike them, the Nephilim could easily cross worlds." This explains why Angels aren't in Limbo. Here I am thinking they were being lazy.
  • Oh my... that demon's kinda hot.
  • "And if you do kill Mundus... Who will take his place?" Remember this Dante. Don't you dare forget it.
Mission 10
  • "But be warned, the fury of Mundus is boundless. Many thousands could perish." I sware Dante, you better listen to this guy. If you forget anything he says...
  • "Good hunting, my master." Woah! Master? When did Dante become your master? Unless... *gasp* We need Phineas' backstory right now!
  • Okay, Dante running upside- down is really trippy.
  • "Good, I finally have your attention." Yeah, finally! The head of surveillance literally did not see you until this point. Mundus should fire Bob. +1 sin
  • Personally, I think Bob is a very creative boss. Him being a project of a projection of a projection (Bob being on tv) is rather cool. -1 sin
  • "I wouldn't bet on it, you little ****." Isn't Bob on live television? What's going on?
  • "Segue into this!" Oh lord, the bad puns are back.
  • Okay, to summarize Bob's reporting: Dante is a criminal badass.
  • "... rampantly spreading diseases of the unholy kind." What other kind are there? Is there a holy kind of disease?
  • "And ain't that the best kind, Bob?" Dante, you're not helping your case.
  • "Give it up, you little emo punk!" Didn't a bunch of fans say that Dante was emo? Ohmigersh, are the fans Bob Barbas?
  • "He definitely had pedophile eyes." Which ones?
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  • "I interrupt this broadcast to bring you breaking news." Okay, Bob, this was literally the stupidest move you could make. +1 sin
Mission 11
  • You see, why would Bob have footage of them breaking in before they actually broke in? Again, an awfully stupid move. +1 sin
  • "Remember, dead or alive." "Which means 'dead'." Okay, when did the SWAT become a bunch of murderous bounty hunters? +1 sin
  • "Bitch is near..." What did you call her!? Oh heeeeeelllll naw!
  • Oh, I find it interesting that something that happens in the real world affects Limbo and how Limbo can command people (I guess subconsciously).
  • "Whore's gonna die..." You know Limbo, all you've been saying so far is "Die", "Kill Dante", "Stop", "Trap him", etc., but now that a woman's involved you get a little more verbal? What? Now that Dante has something else to worry about, you get sassy? Are you jelly, Limbo?
  • The best enemy in the game appears. +1 sin
  • "Think!" Don't rush the girl!
Mission 12
  • This is really weird. Limbo isn't doing a thing to stop Dante. +1 sin
  • "I don't think he saw you." "Wait- I think I saw something." "****!" -1 sin
  • "There are terabytes of sensitive data here." "What does it matter?" There are TERABYTES of SENSITIVE data! +1 sin
  • No, Dante, show mercy for the baby rages at least!
  • Why didn't you give him the shotgun earlier!?
  • Why are SWAT team such pricks? +1 sin
  • "NO!" That's it?
  • "FOCK!" That's the weirdest "f*ck" I've ever heard.
  • "FWAH!" Wait, what was that?
Yeah, these lists are getting short.
 
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(Man, I posted this way later than I intended.)
Was wondering when that vid was going to creep up into the thread. I'm a fan of the Original EWW and I enjoyed GamingSin's previous attempts, shame GS chose to break character for a chunk of the vid and turn into a fan-boy with an axe to grind. A waste since DmC ( along with the whole DMC series) would have been a great EWW.

Speaking of, I hope you didn't stop, Railazel!!! :wink:
 
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