DMC Worst Battles...

[VI-Rainbow]

Okay. We have threads that have who would win (that contain DMC characters)in this I wanna see what people can come up with in the 'worst battle ever'. Here you put a DMC character (ANY DMC) character and pair them up with the most ridiculous thing you can think of for them to battle.

For example...

Vergil Vs. A Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Man (You see them alot at car dealerships)
Dante Vs. Captain Planet (From Captain Planet)
Sparda Vs. Optimus Prime (From Transfomers)
Arkham Vs. Bill Cosby (My bets are on Bill xD)

ANYONE OR ANYTHING!

Understand now?

This is not meant to be taken seriously! Nor is this a place to start an argument. Be creative and find the silliest thing you can think of a DMC character to fight

 

[Haven]

Sounds fun, here's mine:

Nero VS. Neil Armstrong (don't ask)

 

[DemonSlayer6]

:lol: That was funny!
Dante vs. Chocobo (Dont ask either)

 

[VI-Rainbow]

The Chocobo would peck poor Dante to death and run off.

KWEH!

 

[$JP]

Dante vs a ham sandwich

 

[Vergilissexy]

Dante Vs. a pizza (the poor pizza wouldn't stand a chance)

Vergil vs. Pikachu
Lady vs. a tellitubi (Sorry don't know how to spell that)

 

[DemonSlayer6]

I hate tellitubies to death!!!
Lets see...
Vergil vs. moogle
Dante vs. Sentret

 

[MochaCub]

Dante vs demonic electron

 

[DemonSlayer6]

Kyrie vs. Montblanc (Head clan Kupo)

 

[VI-Rainbow]

Gloria Vs. Angelina Jolie (Angelina for teh win)

Vergil Vs. Godzilla (GOOOOOOODZIRRRRRRRRRA!!!!)

Jester Vs. Ronald McDonald (He's not lovin' it either. ]: )

Dante Vs. The Cheese Burgler (What the hell?!)

Trish Vs. Anna Nicole (Oh wait...)

 

[EmotionsUntold]

lmfao... some of these are super funny....

Dante VS Strawberry Sundae
Virgil VS Gurdy(chocobo caretaker)

 

[DemonSlayer6]

Nero vs. Clasco (FFX and X-2 guy that doesnt know whether to be a chocobo breader or a soldier)
Dante vs. tiny Cerberus
Vergil vs. Kyrie (Boy, I want to see that!)

 

[VI-Rainbow]

Nero Vs. The Yip Yips [They're from Sesame Street xD]

Dante Vs. Jareth (From Labyrinth... That'll be a tough one sice David Bowie is like the king of the universe. x_x)

Jareth: You remind me of the babe.
Dante: What babe?
Jareth: Babe with the power.
Dante:.... Huh?

Vergil Vs. Chuck Norris [Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light on only because the dark is afraid of him.]

 

[Nelo Assholo]

Phantom vs THIS GUY. XD

 

[DemonSlayer6]

... Eh?

 

[VI-Rainbow]

LMAO. Wow. xD

Lady Vs. Paris Hilton

 

[Nelo Assholo]

Infested Tank vs Arius Secretary.

 

[w33l33]

spada vs thomas the tank engine

 

[DemonSlayer6]

LMAO. Wow. xD

Lady Vs. Paris Hilton

:lol: I would love to see that VI!

 

[w33l33]

oh dear!
ultimate male turn on!