AlchemistFromEden
Well-known Member
do you seriously think there was time for melodramaThe problem was that Vergil did this randomly monstrous thing, and put Dante and Kat in serious danger for no reason, but nobody confronted him about it afterwards. Dante should have been screaming at him like an angry mountain lion over that move, or at least said "Don't you ever pull some psycho sh*t like that on me again." Instead...nada.
I mean, his character displayed smaller hints of ruthlessness before, that it was easy to let slide because it wasn't too bad, but what Vergil did to Lilith was so "lol whut" that it should have had a much bigger splash.
DANTE:"vergil why did you kill that demon, you know those things we hate because they killed our mom and imprisoned our father, after they inadvertently destroyed everything that you worked for a few levels ago, how dare you kill our second greatest enemy shame on you, btw we'e getting shot at, kat's in danger, and the environment's trying to kill us in more destructive ways than the final destination movies, but seriously, you shouldn't have done that, that was a kid man, sure he was more than three times my size, take into account this is an unborn baby big brother, i mean i know it probably would'eve been a bitch to fight again but seriously there was NO reason for you to do that, period, not even a little!!
VERGIL: -_-'
DANTE:did i mention the baby looked like this, *shows pic on iphone10*http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx251/delon44/d5.png, isn't it cute big bro, the way it almost mangeled my body and killed me just made me feel so loved, it was ADORABLE, you see how much better this would've been if everything was all twinkles and sparkles and with our mom's big tits in black lingerie, but noooooo vergil, we don't get to see that, because you had to go and lose your cool after your life's work got destroyed, in a hamlet-style break of character, not cool man, not cool...
KAT:dante i don't think you shoul--
DANTE:OHHHHHHH, WHHHHHHYYYYYYY!! *starts crying and punching the window* DID YOU HAVE TO KILL THAT DEMON MAN, SO TRAGIC, WWHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY, OH UNNAMED DEMON CHILD, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE IN OUR HEARTS.......*sob* they will..see...we'll fight until...eternity...come with me...we'll..stand and fight...together....I was gonna name him NERO BRO!!!!
VERGIL:get the hell out of my car
is this what you want?