Dante Vs Spiderman

[Keaton]

^Well, it depends if we are pitting Spidey from the comics against Dante or Idiot Maguire...if it was Maguire, he would lose.

Comic Spidey FTW

 

[Black Angel]

Spider man is to fast for Dante!

 

[Keaton]

^also Spider-Sense

 

[Trish67]

Okay hang on trying to imagine a Dante-Spidey battle.....lol

What defense does Spidey have? His webs, right? Sooooooooo not a good defense againest Dante. Dante would be able to simply just cut down spidey's webs. and then spidey would fall many stories to his death. and then Dante steal MJ for himself.

 

[Black Angel]

^You don't know anything about spider man.

 

[LordOfDarkness]

Spidey is too smart... He could outsmart Dante easily... Dante won't be quick enough to cut all the webs, and by that time Spidey would be right up at him kicking his ass...

 

[Black Angel]

^True, spider sense pwns all.

 

[Trish67]

I do know some stuff about sppiderman. But not enough apparently. LOL.
and to what Lord of darkness said, i guess i didn't imagine the battle for long enough. LOL

 

[LordOfDarkness]

Well, neither of us are right :lol: The fight would (a) Never happen, because they are two different beings entirely, and are created by different people.

And

(b) They are both heroes, so they wouldn't be fighting anyway... Unless there is a good reason too...

So yeah, I don't know who would win... But I do think Spidey would have a great chance... As would Dante.

 

[Trish67]

Good point...
But if Dante were to win. well all know what would happen to MJ.

 

[LordOfDarkness]

I dread to think :lol:

 

[Trish67]

Dante: so what's ur name, Babe?
MJ: Mary Jane but everyone calls me MJ.
Dante: ok MJ, what do you say I give you the best night of your life?

 

[LordOfDarkness]

^ Please stop :lol: I ask you nicely...

 

[Trish67]

OK, i am done now. I'm sorry i had to. LOL.

 

[LordOfDarkness]

^ Why oh why? Thank God you are done...

 

[Trish67]

Yes i am done I just had this vision in my mind....LOL

But anyway...
I change my vote.
I Vote for MJ, coming in and knocking out Dante with a big stick or something....LOL

 

[Black Angel]

^Not funny....

But spidy could beat Dante, and Dante could beat spidy.

I guess they are even.

 

[Trish67]

what wasn't funny?

 

[shadow master]

dante... hands down. spidey's strength wud do nothing to spidermans'...

 

[King Avallach]

Okay. I said this was a joke thread. I was considering voting for spidey but then I thought you might kill me or it might just kill off the joke a little too early.

Poor Pete Parker. That's all I can say.
Then again, spidey always pulls his punches!

(Trying to sound like it'd make a difference.)

It would be quite funny if, as you said, MJ intervened. Then again, as Dante proved to Nevan, Trish and Lady, chivalry isn't his strong point.:lol: