I would remove any and all cinematics that appeared during gameplay (every moment the game panned into Dante's face or made a big deal of showing us an enemy we already seen before and many other examples) particularly the small moments but keep enemy introductions and boss cinematics......well yes I would keep the intrusive Vergil boss cinematics instead I would give Vergil 3 health bars shaving off one health bar will trigger the cinematic but make them a tad longer and each 3 segments Vergil gets harder and dishes a new set of attacks. It'll be like the 3 encounters of Vergil in DMC3 or Nelo Angelo but in one long fight.
I would also change Dante's dialogue during his encounter with Poison. Instead it would go something like...
Poison: You can't kill me! I'm over 1,200 hundred years old!
Dante: You don't look a day over 12,000.
Poison: F*ck You!
Dante: For someone so old you sure like a 12 year old.
Poison: That is it you f*cking brat! I'll crush you!
Dante: Alright! Lets get this date started!
Because "f*ck you" isn't a clever or witty comeback at all. It just devolved into a ******* contest than a clever/humorous boss encounter.
Already fixed Vergil, if only most of you could play on PC.
Hmmmm...
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Vergil: Yes, free from the demons. The path is clear for us to rule...me some chicken wings. Am I the only here who's starving?
Dante: Like **** you're not. I haven't eaten anything since the start of the game!
Kat: I haven't pee'd in 5 days! :'(
Dante: Or changed our clothes, we all stink as bad as Suckyopuss-Succubus! >_<
Kat: And your subtle chatup lines are getting just as foul =_=
Dante: Cut me some slack, I don't hang around the friendship zone with chicks often.
Kat: When have you ever 'hung around' with a chick in the friendship zone?
Dante:...when I was nine?
Kat: In your adult life -___-
Dante: Oh...I'll, I'll get back to you on that.
Kat: You womanizing-
Vergil: Children children! if you're both done arguing with each other like schoolgirls high on cocaine, then I propose we make plans to resolve all our problems in a mature and professional regime. What do you say?
Dante:...Fine.
Kat: -.- okay
Vergil: Well then, off to Disneyland it is then! :w00t:
Dante/Kat: Yaaaaay!
[The End]
You realize this thread is just begging for insanity right?
also was the sex scene really that bad in taste?
'It was like.................watching a disfigured cow ram a blow up sex doll, a blow up sex doll stuffed with mashed potatoes (now I'm hungry).
Not only was it unexpected, crudely timed, but executed to the point of being laughable if you aren't disgusted, and played no relevance at all and even brings in some questionable aspects (such as the mo-cap being off).
It looked more like dry humping for how can they do it with their clothes on (I didn't see Lilith pull her skirt down and Mundus zip up his pants so they were doing it with their clothes on already a big WTF).
They had the quickest quicke in the history of quick sex?:lol: He could have just undone his fly/zipper and all she needed to do was bend over...she's wearing a thong, so, not like there's much to get out of the way.>_<It looked more like dry humping for how can they do it with their clothes on (I didn't see Lilith pull her skirt down and Mundus zip up his pants so they were doing it with their clothes on already a big WTF).
They had the quickest quicke in the history of quick sex?:lol: He could have just undone his fly/zipper and all she needed to do was bend over...she's wearing a thong, so, not like there's much to get out of the way.>_<