Sorry for the delay! I’m running out of ideas.
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Nico did a handbrake turn in the van and cartwheeled sideways tumbling off the building to the ground. Steve screamed in terror the entire time. Somehow the van landed right side up. Steve sat there open mouthed and frozen. He slowly turned his head to look at the driver in shock and disgust.
“What was that?” He asked.
“The fastest way down, honey! We made it.”
Nero successfully defeated the flying demon and rode it all the way down to the ground. The huge corpse skidded across the ground while Nero posed. It came to a stop right in front of the van. Nero hopped down and strode over.
“All in a day’s work.” Ht said as he hopped into the van and took a seat on the couch. “Let’s get this guy home.”
“Thanks.”
The last thing Steve wanted to do was stay in the psychotic van, but having to walk all the way home didn’t sound appealing either.
After what seemed like an eternity, but was probably more like twenty minutes, they arrived in front of Steve’s house.
“Thanks again.” Steve said as he got out.
“Steve right?” Nero asked as he moved i to the passenger seat.
“Yeah.”
“Take it east. And if you see anything funny, call us.” He pointed to the sign on the side of the van.
“Sure.” Steve replied to be nice, but he really hoped he never saw any of that ever again. Right as he was about to head inside, he remembered the reason he left home in the first place, “Oh hey. You wouldn’t happen to have a spare bag of chips would you?”
“Chips?” Nero asked.
Steve explained the situation.
“I got you.” Nero got up and fished around in the cabinets. “Doritos okay?” He waved the bag out the side door.
“Yes! Thank you, man.”
“Catch.” Nero tossed the bag over. Steve caught it, said farewell, and headed inside. He plopped down on in front of his TV, opened his bag of chips, grabbed his controller, and went back to playing games.
It was then he realized he didn’t have a drink.
The End!