Best online conversations.

[Angelo Credo]

Now, when I'm on MSN, I frequently find myself surrounded by idiots, with the odd exception of about 4 people, last night I got dragged into a conversation I'd rather not have been a part of, mainly with chavs from my school, and it went something like this.

Chav 1: Do u fink ur smarter than me?

Chav 2: yea, do u?

Me: Significantly so...

Both chavs: wtf type so we can understand.

Me: Well if you can't understand this, then I'm clearly smarter than you.

Now, a good chav would have left it at that, I'm also not saying ALL chavs are idiots, just those at my school and in my general area, but after being forced to go through that for about an hour, it gave me the inspiration for this.

So without further adieu, post your best online conversations, and PLEASE don't make them up.

Oh, and the best ones I see will probably make me feel the need to add rep, not an incentive, but I feel generous.

 

[LordOfDarkness]

Well atm I can't think for **** all I can say is this, "Ah English Chavs, the most dumbest of them all" .lol.

most times is when I am chatting to my friends about stuffs I like, but whenever I remember a good convo I'll post it here -nuff said-

 

[Vauxchen]

"who r u?"
"what?"
"who r u?"
"what? I cant understand you."
"well lern to reed den"
"what on earth are you saying?"
"**** you ****"
*i got blocked*

i did this to a chav that i hate, just to annoy them, they got really angry, and probably would have beaten me if it wasnt the holidays lol, i dont type like that normally, i type like i do on the forum, fast, and unreadable lol

 

[Angelo Credo]

Always fun to annoy a chav, yet I wouldn't worry about them beating you...Unless of course they have their little groups with them, which they always do, I've never seen a chav fight one on one.

^ Rep for annoying chavs.

 

[LordOfDarkness]

^ That's because they are all ****ers .lol. they would die if they had to fight one to one -plus they don't just fight with fists, oh no-

I think somebody is cloning them, they seem to be evrywhere .lol.

 

[Angelo Credo]

^ Lol'd, back on topic anyways, keep the conversations coming, I need to laugh today.

 

[-B.(o).C-®]

Now, when I'm on MSN, I frequently find myself surrounded by idiots, with the odd exception of about 4 people, last night I got dragged into a conversation I'd rather not have been a part of, mainly with chavs from my school, and it went something like this.

Chav 1: Do u fink ur smarter than me?

Chav 2: yea, do u?

Me: Significantly so...

Both chavs: wtf type so we can understand.

Me: Well if you can't understand this, then I'm clearly smarter than you.

LOL good one

 

[VI-Rainbow]

Chav 1: Do u fink ur smarter than me?

Chav 2: yea, do u?

Me: Significantly so...

Both chavs: wtf type so we can understand.

Me: Well if you can't understand this, then I'm clearly smarter than you.

Win. <3

 

[Angelo Credo]

Nice to get some feedback on my unfortunate encounter, but I'd like to see some of yours guys.

Come on now, don't be shy.

 

[Vauxchen]

"what u callin me?"
"dumb"
"you ****in what"
"wow, your dumber than i thought, i'd say, super dumb"
"you ****in ded m8"
"and you cant spell, that makes you, an ignorant dumb ***"
"**** you **** head"
"oh no, im so scared*non sarcastically*"
"you ****in will be"
"chavs are nothing without their little 'possie'"
"il kick your ****in head in"

and it carries on like that for about 5 mins lol
always fun to annoy chavs

 

[Angelo Credo]

LOL, love it.

 

[Vauxchen]

this is a typical convo for me, not really that funny, but it does get very very annoyin

"hi"
"hi"
"how" r u?"
"fine, you?"
"fine thanks"
*no talking for ages then they log out*

anyone else have that problem?

 

[Angelo Credo]

Yep, I get that frequently, after a while I end up removing them from my contacts list, seeing as that's as far as the conversation will EVER go.

Believe me, you're not the only one.

 

[Vauxchen]

good, i made a new account on MSN because i had 200+ people blocked because they dont talk and i dont know them lol

 

[Sparda™]

Ah yes, online conversations....

This one was in a Chat Room on Yahoo!. This Arab guy thinks I'm a female...

Arab guy - Hi. ASL?! Wanna see me naked?!

*Now this moment is epic. I invite this guy to my cam, and show to him my ....*

Arab guy - HUUUGE!!!

*An epic laugh after*....

:lol::lol:

 

[EmotionsUntold]

^ WIERDD!!! :lol:

Ummmm... wierdest thing for me was quite similar to that. But of course, unlike you... I didn't do it, lol. I just blocked him and tried to forget XD

 

[Angelo Credo]

Ah yes, online conversations....

This one was in a Chat Room on Yahoo!. This Arab guy thinks I'm a female...

Arab guy - Hi. ASL?! Wanna see me naked?!

*Now this moment is epic. I invite this guy to my cam, and show to him my ....*

Arab guy - HUUUGE!!!

*An epic laugh after*....

:lol::lol:

LOL, good lord that one made my day, you really DO whip it out don't you.

 

[Sparda™]

^ It was truly epic. And they just are very disturbing...

Read the Lucifer's verses....

 

[Angelo Credo]

^ Hey, where do you think I pulled that one liner from in the first place?

 

[Angelo Credo]

^ WIERDD!!! :lol:

Ummmm... wierdest thing for me was quite similar to that. But of course, unlike you... I didn't do it, lol. I just blocked him and tried to forget XD

Aww, you gotta string them along! Makes it all the more fun!