Your mother never told you?
LoD....I'm your long lost father. I was down and out, a no good vagabond...drifting from town to town. I didnt want to be a burden on your mother with my problems. I sent money when I could.
Son....I'm sorry that I wasnt there to be a father to you in your life, but you have grown....to be a......LITTLE BIATCH!! :lol: :lol: