What is a conspiracy is the very fact that Russians are trying to take over my home town. Well, believed by me and my friend. We saw an unusual amount of crows staring at us from all around on the beach, and assumed they were spies disguised as birds and formed by Russian technology; sent to scope out our land to see our weak points. Then funnily enough, there was a pirate ship; which we gathered was actually a Russian Submarine disguised as a pirate ship.
Well, when a weird floating orange thing started heading slowly towards land from the sea, we left :lol:
Odd that I told you that, but oh well :lol: XD