-edited out DMC4 quotes-
Arkham: Is your name Dante? Son of Sparda?
Dante: Where did you hear that? (HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA, sorry, that really cracks me up for some reason)
"Come on puppy. Let's go!" /*FANGIRLSQUEE*
"Too easy!" (OMG the fun I can have with that line XD)
"Well, this is my kind of rain. No wonder the sky looks so funny today."
"Oh, I love a fast woman."
"Aww, you poor thing. Didn't your mother teach you how to use a door?" (I thought this was hilarious, considering DANTE doesn't know how to use a door either XDDD)
"You seem to be in a bad mood."
"Why do you always stick your nose into other family's business? Come on dude, don't you have any hobbies?"
"Dude, my father wasn't so hideous. Can't you tell by looking at me?"
"Look at you, making a big dramatic entrance and stealing my spotlight." (yea Vergie, PO! D:<)
"No late charges I hope?"
All time favourite quote: "I'm absolutely crazy about it!"
And, of course, the whole Nevan scene. Especially when he says 'now that's what I'm talkin' about'.
Mama-mia, he ish hawt!
And the only Vergil quote I like:
"Not very classy for someone's dying words."
Sorry Vergil, I'm not a fan.