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Pairings that you hate

BLACKSWIPE

"Waiting for one's arrival."
The title is pretty-self explanatory. GIve me a pairing or two that you hate with a burning passion.

Anyways, this is mine.

Lightning x Hope


Words cannot describe just how much I want this pairing to die. I have the most unhealthy hatred for a pairing ladies and gents. I don't know whats creepier, shipping a 14 year old with a 21 year old...or mistaking motherly affection for romantic interest. And don't even try to bring up the whole 'time skip' nonsense in ff-xiii-2. Just don't.
 

aoshi

Well-known Member
Your avatar is scaring me. And i have to watch ring 2(japanese). I guess i will watch it later.

I hope this pairing is jus not restricted to gaming. In that case , Damon and elena. I mean comon, elena was stefan's girlfriend and its jus wrong to pair damon and elena.
 

BLACKSWIPE

"Waiting for one's arrival."
Your avatar is scaring me. And i have to watch ring 2(japanese). I guess i will watch it later.

I hope this pairing is jus not restricted to gaming. In that case , Damon and elena. I mean comon, elena was stefan's girlfriend and its jus wrong to pair damon and elena.
Yup! My avatar is the greatest of all humans, Guts!!!
 

DemonSlayer6

that zzzombiekid
The title is pretty-self explanatory. GIve me a pairing or two that you hate with a burning passion.

Anyways, this is mine.

Lightning x Hope


Words cannot describe just how much I want this pairing to die. I have the most unhealthy hatred for a pairing ladies and gents. I don't know whats creepier, shipping a 14 year old with a 21 year old...or mistaking motherly affection for romantic interest. And don't even try to bring up the whole 'time skip' nonsense in ff-xiii-2. Just don't.

Oh my Lord... I cannot agree with you any more on this because it is SO TRUE.

p___p When I see fandom of the pairing, I instantly get this urge to flip over my table.
 

ROCKMAN X

Keyser Söze
I Hate Shipping/Pairing in general.

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Seriously WHAT THE **** !?
 

DemonSlayer6

that zzzombiekid
I Hate Shipping/Pairing in general.

GV-Kiss.jpg


Seriously WHAT THE **** !?

OH MY GOD, DBZ has been ruined for me... ;__;

I did a bit of thinking on this one, and found out a few things I really can't stand:

1. IchiRuki [Bleach] - my absolute hate for this pairing stemmed from giant-sized previews of a very explicit doujinshi when I visited my tumblr a few days ago. It scarred me. Really, it did. I can't even look at Ichigo or Rukia the same anymore thanks to that.
2. Pairing band members - this is one thing I can't stand. I can't even get my freaking mind around why someone would want the lead guitarist of a rock band to be in a romantic relationship with the singer. WTH, they are real people! With real families and real lives! I can't even imagine their reaction if one day they stumble upon gay porn of themselves on Google. >>
 

BLACKSWIPE

"Waiting for one's arrival."
Oh my Lord... I cannot agree with you any more on this because it is SO TRUE.

p___p When I see fandom of the pairing, I instantly get this urge to flip over my table.
I just want to rip my eyeballs out when I see this pairing. Every fantard of this pairing is unable to distinguish motherly/brotherly love with romantic love. It makes me sick, and I nearly did flip my table the first time I saw this pairing.

Lightning has a better chance of getting with snow than hope...
 

DemonSlayer6

that zzzombiekid
I just want to rip my eyeballs out when I see this pairing. Every fantard of this pairing is unable to distinguish motherly/brotherly love with romantic love. It makes me sick, and I nearly did flip my table the first time I saw this pairing.

Lightning has a better chance of getting with snow than hope...

Oh my, Lightning and Snow :lol:

I'm not usually one to hold anything against canon pairings, but somehow Sarah and Snow didn't seem right to me. It just came across as an intense form of pedophilia more than anything, and I had to beat my conscience to death to try and not imagine the two sharing relatively intimate moments together, for it created an awkward and horribly embarrassing thing to picture.
 

BLACKSWIPE

"Waiting for one's arrival."
Oh my, Lightning and Snow :lol:

I'm not usually one to hold anything against canon pairings, but somehow Sarah and Snow didn't seem right to me. It just came across as an intense form of pedophilia more than anything, and I had to beat my conscience to death to try and not imagine the two sharing relatively intimate moments together, for it created an awkward and horribly embarrassing thing to picture.
You know Lightning would be in jail for domestic abuse in a heart-beat.

But yeah. I found Serah and Snow to be cute to an extent, as in how their love for each other was that strong. That was cool...but the weird ass height difference and appearance was sort of weird. Snow looked like a twenty seven year old dude and Serah looked 12-14. But it's a love/hate kind of deal for me on that one. If snow was just a bit shorter than it wouldn't look all that bad.
 

Loopy

Devil hunter in training
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan from Twilight. She's a needy moron who can't look after herself and he's an obsessive stalker who says repeatedly that he could kill her. Plus she's only 17 and he's hundreds of years old. What kind of relationship is that?!:blink:

I also hate it when Harry Potter fan fics pair up the Weasley twins; and anything involving Voldemort...unless it's him and Bellatrix Lestrange considering how she worships him.
 

DemonSlayer6

that zzzombiekid
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan from Twilight. She's a needy moron who can't look after herself and he's an obsessive stalker who says repeatedly that he could kill her. Plus she's only 17 and he's hundreds of years old. What kind of relationship is that?!:blink:

I also hate it when Harry Potter fan fics pair up the Weasley twins; and anything involving Voldemort...unless it's him and Bellatrix Lestrange considering how she worships him.

LOL, Twilight -- 'obsessive stalker', hell yeah -- Edward watches her sleep from her closet. :lol:

And pairing the Weasley twins really spoilt the entire series for me (non-canon pairings do that). I loved them. They are a brilliant pair as brothers, but seeing them as lovers makes me want to gag.
 

TerrorA

Don't mess with a Mage, bitch.
Guts is the greatest of everything. I know that I may get hate for this, but after discovering Berserk...I can safely say that Guts is probably my hero.
Welcome, Fellow Berserker

Anyway
1. Griffith x Guts and Griffith x Casca. Blackswipe knows why

2. Simon/Yoko. Damn it! They are friends! FRIENDS!

3.SuperWonder. Boring, No chemistry and ruined by the likes of Frank Miller. No other reason. (unzips hoodie to reveal a t-shirt with the WW symbol inside the Bat-symbol) None at all

4. IchiRuki. See previous 2.

5. Yaoi or Yuri pairings when the characters are canonically hetero. While I support the LGBT community, it vexes me to see a character changed just for the author's fetishes. It's part of the reason why I no longer go on fansites of JJBA and YuYu Hakusho
 

BLACKSWIPE

"Waiting for one's arrival."
Griffith likes Guts more than casca though.
hee hee. It was so wierdly interesting seeing Griffith all "I WANT YOU."

I found a hillarious parody on Youtube where some had voiced over Griffith in an extremely ghetto voice, "Lemme suck that dick yo." But it was taken down sadly...

I'VE SCARRED YOU ALL WITH THAT.
 
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