500 things you do when you know you play too much DMC

[Itachi Uchiha]

44:you put water on your girlfriends mom when shes mad thinking its holy water and shes a demon.

yeah i kinda remmber doing that lol jp

 

[King Avallach]

45: you forge a rediculously long katana and call it Yamato

46: you talk with the same pedantic and expressionless tone Vergil uses all the time.

47. You always brace yourself whenever anyone goes/ is behind you.

48: You train your best to become as fast as Dante and Vergil.

49. you wonder what a sword fight would be like between Vergil and the original Sparda.

50: You would merrily eviscerate anyone who dared to cross you.


(guilty of nearly all):lol:

 

[DemonSlayer6]

51: You try to tell others that you have one red eye and one blue eye. And you put contacts on.

 

[Itachi Uchiha]

i was woundering besides the moves did any of you try the other things like what the person blow me said?

 

[King Avallach]

i was woundering besides the moves did any of you try the other things like what the person blow me said?

yes.

 

[satan]

start using dante's pick-up lines

 

[Vergilissexy]

I already said that one.

 

[DemonSlayer6]

52. Give people hints on how to make their business succesful.

 

[$JP]

Uh I don't understand how that one has to do with playing too much DMC? That's more like when you finish buisness school or something.

 

[DemonSlayer6]

Well in the cartoon Dante always tells someone who doesnt keep strawberry sundae too keep it in their store. He says tell me that and Ill give you a hint on how to make your business succesful.

 

[$JP]

Then that's more like you watch too much DMC anime instead of playing too much DMC.

 

[Vergilissexy]

Yeah I agree.

 

[Trish67]

you attempt to teleport or trick up, trick down.

 

[DemonSlayer6]

That was number 53.
54. Make a purple blob of jelly and call it Arkham the annoying huge fat slime ball.

 

[Vergilissexy]

Hmmmmm, ya know that would be fun...

 

[Aliya A. Mayuri]

55. you can't just walk past any cafe you see.
56. ...and you spend all your pocket money on strawberry sundaes & L-size pizza in this cafe
57. you name your PC "Dante" (because it's colors are silver, red and black), and when it doesn't want to turn on, you promise to kick the processor (and then you kick it, and your comp starts working).
I'm guilty of these.

 

[DemonSlayer6]

Hmmmmm, ya know that would be fun...

Yeah, it would! Especially busting that stupid jelly thingy up and call your bro to do the Jackpot! scene with ya! I should try it.

 

[Stillborn]

58. When you start to belive that you are half demon and start to hunt demons *duh*
59. When you belive that your ex-grilfriend can shoot lightning.
60. When you are about to turn your plastic sword to a mighty force edge.

 

[Aliya A. Mayuri]

61. you refuse to take any job including hunting the ghosts and house-demons out of your friend's house - if your friend won't get you a big pizza in return

 

[DemonSlayer6]

And strawberry sudae!!!!