Bazilican
Beer and big tits all around! XD
TL;DR
when satire is executed poorly, we already covered this. However, your assertions are all based on "what people are probably doing" or "how she was probably designed" which doesn't help your case. You're correct, but for all the wrong reasons.
Well I personally understand why Bayonetta is the way she is. She's suppose to be overly sexuality, and is suppose to be ms. Spandex wonder. However...there's satire...and then there's wearing your own hair as clothes.