Would you believe I'm actually working for a private organisation that is so secretive it's deemed as non-existent, and I'm browsing this forum and watching supernatural when I'm really supposed to be working? Of course, my co-workers won't rat me out because they are watching Supernatural with me. And, if my boss caught me, he'd throw some 'you have compromised the assignment' and 'you cannot be trusted and will die' crap in my face, he'd suspend me from work for a week, keep me under house arrest, then when I get back he'll put me under constant supervision for a month or so - sort of like probation, if I fall back into my bad habits, my life will be made miserable because I'll be out of a job and I won't be able to work anywhere in this country. That's why the name change - if they DO happen to stumble on this forum, they won't know it's me posting, because irl my name is actually Claire Avance.