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GamblingGambitCloud

LoD Come Back!!!
it's sad...i know how nero is feelin....poor nero...he really loved her...think of all he did in 4 for her...i would do that fo the person i like.....i think...
 

GamblingGambitCloud

LoD Come Back!!!
i would never be able to "take a break"...cuz it never seems to work out......at least...i have never heard of a case where someone didnt get hurt from it
 

Trish67

Bad a$$ Gunslinger
Sometimes it works....and I going to make it work for Nero and Kryie...that's the magic of a story....
 

GamblingGambitCloud

LoD Come Back!!!
sorry to hear dude....i lost my gf not that long ago....that's why i'm movin on to this new girl....havin problems there...as for nero and kyrie.....metaphorically speaking, she has finally grown some balls
 

Zany Blac

Well-known Member
GamblingGambitCloud;188893 said:
sorry to hear dude....i lost my gf not that long ago....that's why i'm movin on to this new girl....havin problems there...as for nero and kyrie.....metaphorically speaking, she has finally grown some balls

Girls huh? cant stand em, cant live without them, i left here too but im yet to find a replacement... seems all the good ones are taken
 

Zany Blac

Well-known Member
GamblingGambitCloud;188896 said:
or the one u want don't feel the same way...or at least it's hard to figure out if she does

Being a very basic bloke myself i figure you will never know until you come right out and ask.
 

Trish67

Bad a$$ Gunslinger
Author's note: I always imagined that when the twins were in school, Vergil was the smart one, the bookworm, who was good at every subject, whereas Dante, wasn't nessciarly the dumb one, he was well lazy. I imagined that Dante didn't read a book unless he had to, and even then he might come of up an excuse not to read it, maybe he might just read the cliff notes or something. I also imagined that he probably copied Vergil's homework...:lol:
Also I would like to clear a few things up, about Setesh. Setesh is NOT Vergil's wife, nor is she Persephone's mother. Setesh is Vergil's on and off again girlfriend. The impiled joke about Setesh is that she hangs around with the wrong son of Sparda. She a lot more like Dante. She never shuts up, she has truck driver or potty mouth, and she's way more of a gunslinger than a swordswoman, yet she can barely stand Dante. Hey, I guess you could say opposites attract. The reason Vergil and Setesh are on and off is because Setesh annoys Vergil quite a lot but she has her good qualities too. I just wanted to clear that up, in case I had confused anyone.

Chapter 12:

"Sh*t, f***k, ass-b*tch, motherf**ker, ass waffle, b*tch whore!!" Cried Setesh, slaming the phone down.
Vergil looked up from his book. "Tesh? How many times have I asked not to swear around, Persephone?"
"Um," said Setesh. "ah a lot? I don't really remember."
"I believe, if my calculation is correct then I have asked sixty-six times not to swear around my daughter," Vergil said, going back to his book.
"Well, sorry. But last time I checked she wasn't in the room."
"Yes. True, she isn't in the room, but she isn't deaf. And you did scream those swear words, pretty loudly. And also maybe you could tell me what an ass-bitch and an ass waffle is?"
"Hell, Vergil, I don't even know. Ass- bitch, just kinda came out of my mouth. As for ass waffle, I think I heard it somewhere, cause if you've been living in New York City as long as I have you just kinda hear **** and it sticks in your head."
"Yeah, whatever. I was just wondering."
"I thought so. Anyway what are you reading?" Setesh, asked plopping down on the couch next to him.
"The DaVinci Code."
"Why?"
"Because it looked interesting."
"I see."
"Seriously Setesh, what was the last book you read?"
"What was the last book I read?"
"Yes."
"The last book I read was the Disney version of Cinderella."
"And you read that to Persephone, right?"
"Yeah."
"That's pretty much her favorite book right now. But I meant, what was the last book you read to yourself?"
"Um, I think I read Hamlet my senior year in High School."
"That's seriously the last book you read?"
"Yeah, other than what I read to Persephone on occassion."
"That's kind of pathetic."
"What? Well honestly, Vergil...not everyone is a bookworm like you. It's not as if I don't read. I read Cosmopolitan, Lucky and People. And I read children's books to your daughter."
"Cosmopolitan, Lucky and People are magazines, they don't count as literature."
"Well they're better than what your brother reads."
"I didn't say they were worse. I said they didn't count as literature."
"And I am saying that what Dante reads would never in a million years count as literature."
"I don't think I'm on the same page as you, Tesh. You might want to fill me in on what Dante reads. I don't see him everyday anymore."
"Porn magazines, like Playboy."
"Yes, then you are correct, those do not count as literature."
~~~~~~~Meanwhile, back at Devil May Cry~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Since bussiness had been slow, so Dante had moved to the couch and Trish had crawled onto his lap. The couple was full on making out, when Nero burst through the doors.
"She broke up with me!" he wailed.
Dante and Trish either did not hear Nero or they had chosen to inorge him.
Nero assumed that the couple didn't hear him. So he repeated himself.
"Kryie, broke up with me!"
Dante and Trish broke apart.
"We heard you the first time, kid." said Dante.
"You did?" asked Nero, looking a little perplexed.
"Yes, we did," said Trish. "But we chose to inorge you."
"Why?" Nero asked.
"Well, kiddo," said Dante. "one reason might be that you bursted through those doors, and anounced rather loudly that Kryie broke up with you, when you could clearly see that Trish and I were busy."
"Yeah, so you were kissing. What's the big deal?"
"The big deal, Nero, is that Dante and I wanted to be alone together," said Trish, folding her arms across her chest.
"Look I'm sorry, I interupted you guys."
"But? There's a but, isn't there, Nero?" asked Trish, her arms still folded across her chest.
"Yeah, kinda," said Nero.
"Out with it, kid." said Dante
"Well, the truth is that Kryie and I probably will get back together in a few weeks, but we decided we needed to spend sometime apart and I let her stay in the apartment, so I was wondering..."
"If you could crash on our couch?" asked Trish.
"Yeah, could I?"
"I don't know. What do you think, Dante?"
Dante thought for a minute.
"For how long,kid?"
"A week or two?"
"Yeah, okay. You can crash, but under our terms."
"And what would your terms be?"
"You buy your own food..."
"Okay."
"You don't complain about my morning sickness..." said Trish.
"Okay."
"You don't complain that your bored..." said Dante.
"Alright."
"You don't call out P.D.A, if Dante and I kiss or something..."
"Alright."
"And I think that's it," said Dante.
"Any questions?" asked Trish.
"Yeah, can I swear?" Nero asked, perhaps trying to be funny.
"Why would you ask that?" asked Trish.
"Well, I asked because your pregnant, Trish. I wasn't sure if I could cause if the baby hears..."
Trish laughed. "Honestly, Nero don't worry about it. I don't give a **** if you swear. And please, if I asked you not to swear, I's have to ask Dante, not to and we both know Dante has really bad truck driver mouth. And to tell you the truth, Nero so do I."
"Alright then," said Nero. "I'm gonna go get my stuff. I'll be back in a few hours."
"Can you give me an actual number of hours?" Trish, asked.
"Four hours?"
"Okay, see you then, kid." said Dante.
"Thanks, you guys." said Nero. He left.
"Why did you ask for actual number of hours?"
"I have my reasons, Dante."
"What was your reason?"
"I want you."
"Time and place, babe..."
"The bedroom and now..."
Dante responed by picking up his wife, and carrying upstairs bridal style.
*******
"DADDY!!!!" Presphone screamed at the top of her lungs. Vergil put his bookmark in, dropped his book, grabbed Yamato, and ran as fast as could up to his daughter's bedroom. He knew exactly what was wrong. Persephone had a nightmare.
"It's okay, baby." he said, kneeling by her bed. She immediaetly wrapped her little arms around him.
"I had a bad dream, Daddy." she said. "It was so scary, Daddy!"
"Shhh...it's okay, honey. Daddy's here now. I'm never going to let anything happen to you, you know that right, Sephy?"
"I know, Daddy. In the dream there was this big scary monster chasing me."
"Go back to sleep, sweetheart. I'll stay here with you, and I'll slice that monster in half if he comes back."
"Okay."
Persephone crawled under her covers and fell back asleep a few moments later. Vergil stayed with her. He had no idea how long he had been sitting where he was, awake,until he heard a soft tap at the door. It was Setesh. From what Vergil could make out, as the only light in the room, was coming from Persephone's Disney Princesses nightlite, Setesh was dressed for bed and her long red hair pulled back in a ponytail.
"Are you going to come to bed, Vergil? It's half past 2, in the morning."
Vergil shook his head. "I promised I'd stay with her."
"Well then, the father of the year award, diffently has your name on it. I mean that sincerely, Vergil. I wish my father would have stayed with me, when I had a bad dream."
"He didn't?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"I you asked him, he would claim that he has too many children."
"Too many children?"
"Yeah, my father has seven wives, and at least 5 or 6 children with each of them, with the expection of my mother, he only had me and my twin sister with her."
"Oh I see."
"Well, I'm gonna go back to bed."
"Goodnight."
"Goodnight, Vergil."
 

Trish67

Bad a$$ Gunslinger
GamblingGambitCloud;188998 said:
nice....who's her sis?....and DANTE...he's gettin some!
Setesh's twin sister? Her name is Unsere. And she is unfortunelty no longer among the living.:( And yes Dante is getting some :lol:
 

Trish67

Bad a$$ Gunslinger
Long chapter so it is posted in 3 parts....

Chapter 13 (Part one)

Setesh opened her eyes, and realized she was alone. Vergil was still in Persephone's room. He had stayed with his daughter all night long. Vergil really did desreve the father of the year award. Setesh had realized something over the past couple of months, she was in love with Vergil. She knew now what she wanted. If she was going to get what she wanted, she couldn't avoid talking to Vergil about it.
When she didn't find him in Persephone's room. She went downstairs, looking for him. She found him in the living room, reading the same book he had been reading the night before. Persephone asleep in his lap. Setesh smiled. Persephone was still wearing her Cinderella nightgown.
"Afternoon, Tesh.." Said Vergil.
"Afternoon?" asked Setesh."Don't you mean, good morning?"
"No, I mean afternoon. It's one o'clock, Setesh."
"So Sephy's still asleep?"
"Yes, but she's been awake. She just feel back asleep, plus she was up a couple times last night."
"Nightmares?"
"Yes."
"I'm sorry. But actually I'm kinda glad she's asleep right now, 'cause we need to talk."
"Yeah, alright.." Vergil said, putting his book down.
"I've realized something this past month..."
"What did you realize?"
"That I'm in love with you. Do you love me, back?"
"Well I don't know what to say, Setesh."
"Say you love me back, Vergil."
"I can't.."
"Right...you can't because you don't."
"I didn't say that."
"That's what you impiled."
"I didn't mean to imply that."
"Yes you did."
"No, I didn't. Setesh, as much as you annoy me, I am very fond of you. I'm just not sure that I'm in love with you."
"So you're saying there is a possilability that you might fall in love with me? A small possilbility?"
"Yes, I would say there is a chance of that."
"That's a good enough for me. I can live with that. Wait...a minute would you be able to do something for me?"
"Possilably, it depends on what the something is."
"Would you commit to me, and be with only me?"
"I'm not seeing any other women..."
"I know your not...I just...."
"You want to hear the words from my mouth?"
"Yes."
"It's alright with you, that I'm not completely sure I love you?"
"Yes, I'm fine with that. I just wanna be with you, Vergil."
"alright then.."
"Will you commit to me, to be with only me?"
"Is this really what you want, Setesh?"
"This is really and truly what I want, Vergil."
"Then I will. Will you commit to me, to be with only me?"
"Yes, of course. I will."
"You weren't seeing any other men, were you?"
"Does running into your brother at Bullseye Bar, or 15th street dinner, count?"
"Considering that you can't stand Dante, I would say that doesn't count."
"Then no I wasn't seeing any other men."
"Good to know, Tesh," said Vergil, picking up his book.
"One more thing, Vergil."
'Yeah, what is it?"
"I'll make you a deal."
"Yeah?"
"You quit drinking and I'll quit smoking."
"You quit smoking and I quit drinking?"
"Yes."
"Alright."
"Starting now."
"Alright."
***********Meanwhile at Devil May Cry**********
"Do you guys sleep til 1:30 everyday?" asked Nero, when Dante and Trish finally came downstairs.
"What's it to you if we do, kid?"
"Just wondering," Nero said defensively.
"No, actually we don't sleep to 1:30 everyday, Nero. I was just trying to avoid morning sickness," Said Trish. "But it looks like I am going to be one of those women that feels nausea all goddamn day. And Dante was just being lazy." She made a bee line for the bathroom.

A week and half later, Nero and Kryie got back to together. Dante was glad to be rid of Nero for the time being. It wasn't that he minded Nero coming around every now and then, Dante just minded Nero crashing at his place. Trish was a little indifferent. Now she had to pray bussiness would be slow, because Dante had stopped letting her come on jobs.
 

Trish67

Bad a$$ Gunslinger
Chapter 13 (Part two)

*2 months later*
"Fudging Idiot!" Setesh screamed, slaming the phone down.
"That's better." said Vergil.
"You can't say I'm not trying, Vergil." Setesh said, her hand twitching slightly as she reached for her magazine.
"No, I can't say that. I appcreiate your effort. In fact I appcreiate so much I'll be romantic, and take you out for a kid free evening. How does tonight, sound? I can call Meggie to watch Sephy."
"That would be really nice, Vergil. I'd really like that a lot," said Setesh, putting her magazine down and joining him on the couch.
"Where would you like to go? Not the diner, there's too much smoke around. You'll be tempted for a cigarette."
"Not, Tavern on the Green then you'll be to tempted to drink."
"We'll be hard pressed to find a restuarant that doesn't serve alcohol."
"True."
"Actually if there's a lot smoke at the diner, I may not be as tempted as you think I would."
"Nice try, Tesh."
"Yeah, I know right?"
"Just pick a place that has a non-smoking section, and you can keep me from drinking. I'll call Meggie and see if she can watch Persephone tonight."
"What if she can't?"
"I'll ask Dante and Trish. Look, Tesh I promised you a kid free evening and I am going to keep that promise."
"alright."
Vergil picked up his cellphone, and dialed his sister's number. She picked up after the third ring.
"Hello?"
"Hi Meggie."
"Hey Vergil."
"I have a favor to ask you."
"Yeah, shoot."
"Can you and Aiden watch Persephone tonight? I promised Setesh a kid free evening."
"I'm so sorry Vergil, but Aiden and I have plans. We're going to the ballet with his mom. I'm sorry bro, you know I would if I didn't already have plans."
"It's okay. Believe me, Meggie. Actually why are you going to the ballet? You hate the ballet."
"Aiden's mom insisted on taking us. She said something like if we went to ballet with her, she would make an effort not to rag on me because of my career, the way I dress, and the fact that, according to her, I am not very feminine. I couldn't resist an offer like that, especially considering that this woman is going to be my mother in law very soon."
"Yeah? Actually Meggie when is the wedding?"
"July 15th. Actually since you brought up the wedding, there is something I've been meaning to ask you."
"Yeah."
"Would you give me away, Vergil?"
"Of course, Meggie."
"Thank you, so much."
"I actually have to go, Meggie. But say hi to Aiden for me."
"Alright. Thanks again, bro. I love you."
"I love you too, Meggie. Take care."
"Bye"
"Bye"
Vergil hung up. He looked over at Setesh, she was chatting away on her cellphone. He then went back to his cellphone and dialed Dante's number.
"Devil May Cry," Dante said picking up the phone after second ring.
"Dante..."
"Oh it's you. What the hell do you want, bro? Make it quick I'm a very busy man."
"I was wondering if you could watch Persephone tonight? I promised Setesh I'd take her out for a kid free evening."
"So you're taking Setesh on a date, then?"
"Yes, I am. You might take Trish out every now, and then. She might like that, you know?"
"Yeah. Yeah. Spare me the lecture, bro."
"So can you watch Persephone or not ?"
"I don't know. Hang on a sec..." and then without put the reciever to his chest, Dante yelled, "Hey Trish!" he then put the reciever to his chest. Dante came back on a line after a few seconds. "Yeah, we can watch her."
"Thanks..."
"Do you need her to sleep over, too. I can drop her off tomorrow morning...?"
'Yeah, that would be great, thanks. We'll bring her over in about a hour, sound good?"
"yeah, fine." Dante hung up the phone.
"Tesh?"
"Yeah?"
"Dante and Trish are gonna watch her. She's gonna sleep over and Dante's gonna drop her off in the morning."
"Alright."
Persephone woke up from her nap, as if on cue.
"Hi Daddy," she said, rubbing her eyes.
"Hi honey, did you sleep well?"
Persephone nodded, and cuddled closer to her father.
"Sephy, why don't you go get dressed. And pack your overnight bag too, sweatheart. You're going to spend the night at Uncle Dante and Auntie Trish's."
"Are you going somewhere, Daddy?:
"It's not like that, honey...I am just taking Setesh out for a grown up evening, ok?"
"Okay, Daddy. I'll go pack then. I love you."
"I love you too, Sweetheart."
Persephone leaped out of her father's arms and ran upstairs to her room.
 

Trish67

Bad a$$ Gunslinger
Chapter 13: (Part three)

*The next morning*
Setesh cuddled up to Vergil, who was still asleep.
"Hey," said Vergil, when he did wake up, a few moments later.
"Hi," said Setesh.
"You have that look again Setesh...what do you want to talk about now?"
"You're waiting for her, aren't you?"
"her?"
"Persephone's mother? You're waiting for her to come back, that's why you're afraid to tell you love me."
"Yes and no."
"Huh?"
"I guess I am kind of waiting for her, but I am not afraid to tell you that I love you. I just don't want..."
"To give me false hope?"
"Exactly."
"Vergil what if she doesn't come back?"
"I hadn't thought about that."
"I only ask that because I know that I am in love with you, and I know that I could be happy with you. And I love Persephone because I love you. I see so many of the things I love about you in her."
"What are you implying?"
"If she doesn't come back, will you consider me as a possilbility?"
"A possilbility for what?"
"A possilable wife."
"I'll think about it."
Setesh cuddled closer to Vergil. Then she heard the sound of car outside.
"That would be Dante, dropping off Sephy..."she said. "I'll go let her in."
"Okay," said Vergil. "Send her up her, Tesh. I want to talk to her."
Setesh smiled, a sort of knowing smile.
"Okay, will do." she said, crawling out of bed and putting her bathrobe on over her pjamma's. Setesh went downstairs, and let Persephone in the house.
"Morning, Sephy." Setesh said.
"Good Morning, Setesh." said the little girl.
"I'll take your duffel bag, shoes and your jacket for you and you go right upstairs say good morning to your Daddy. He said he wanted to talk to you."
"Okay," said Persephone. Setesh took helped Persephone take off her jacket. The little girl then kicked off her sneakers and ran up stairs.
Once up the stairs, she ran into her father's bedroom and launched her little body onto the bed, landing on top of her father; This was something Vergil had not expected her to do.
"DADDY!" she cried. "I missed you!"
"I missed you too, Baby." said Vergil. "Did you have fun with Uncle Dante and Auntie Trish?"
"Yep. Daddy, did you know Auntie Trish is gonna have a baby?!"
"Oh good god. Lord help us, " Vergil said to himself, under his breath. He then added to his daughter, "No, honey I didn't know that. And I'm glad you had fun."
"I had lots of funny, Daddy. Uncle Dante is funny!"
"How so?" asked Vergil, sincerly worried for a moment.
"A customer called and he didn't have Uncle Dante's password, and after Uncle Dante told the customer he didn't have the password, the customer said something mean to Uncle Dante, so Uncle Dante told the customer to eat dirt."
"Eat dirt, eh? Was that the full quote?"
"No."
"Can I hear the full quote please, Persephone?"
"Okay, Daddy. Uncle Dante said ''Eat dirt, ****head.'', but that was the only bad word he said all night."
"Alright, I believe you."
"Setesh said you wanted to talk to me about something, Daddy..."
"Yes honey, I need to talk to about a couple things."
"Okay."
"First of all, do you like Setesh, honey?"
"She's alright. I guess I like her okay. Are you gonna marry her, Daddy?"
"Well not immediaetly, no. I haven't even asked her to marry me, yet. Although she would probably like it if I did."
"Do you think she'd say yes, Daddy?"
"Yes I think she would say yes. Which brings me to my next question...If I did ask Setesh to marry me, would you be okay with that?"
"I guess so, Daddy. I want you to happy. And if you're happy with Setesh, then I'd be fine with you marrying her, cause I'd be happy because you're happy."
Just as Vergil opened his mouth to speak, Setesh knocked at the door frame.
"I hope I am not interupting anything," she said. "But there's a young woman at the door, she says she knows you, Vergil."
"Did you let her in?" Vergil asked. Setesh nodded. Persephone crawled off the bed. And Vergil got up out of the bed. And the trio went downstairs.
Sitting on the couch, was a young woman. She had long wavy black hair and dark blue eyes. She had on jeans, a black and white corset, and gothic boots.
"Kitanna?" Vergil asked her."Is that you?"
"Hi, Vergil. Yeah it's me." said Kitanna.
Persephone looked at Kitanna with reconition in her ice blue eyes. She had seen this woman before in pictures.
"Mommy?" Persephone asked.
Kitanna nodded, she knelt down to Persephone's level and opened up her arms for a hug. Persephone ran into Kitanna's open arms.
"Mommy! Mommy! Don't ever leave again!" Persephone cried, embracing her mother.
"It's okay, Baby." Kitanna said, tears of joy rolling down her cheeks. "I won't."
 

GamblingGambitCloud

LoD Come Back!!!
a few comments...
1. VERGIL drinks?!
2. Vergil and Dante are cool with eachother?!
3. i always knew Verg would be a good and loving father...though i didnt think he'd say love ya to his sis....lol...
4. OMG...that would be such an awkward situation...wat happened at the end i mean
 

Trish67

Bad a$$ Gunslinger
GamblingGambitCloud;189492 said:
a few comments...
1. VERGIL drinks?!
2. Vergil and Dante are cool with eachother?!
3. i always knew Verg would be a good and loving father...though i didnt think he'd say love ya to his sis....lol...
4. OMG...that would be such an awkward situation...wat happened at the end i mean
1. Yes, Vergil drinks. He is a functional alcoholic. (very functional, I imagine his demonic blood has something to do with it.) I was going to mention that in an earlier chapter but I left it out, it wasn't really important until now. He started drinking after Kitanna dumped Persephone on him and left. Vergil doesn't seem to me like someone who would handle extreme depression in a rational way like getting prozac or something like it. (I plan to go into the later)
2. Well in what aspect do you mean cool with each other? They are speaking, yes. But they are still not getting along super well.
3. Yes, I knew he would too, that's why I wrote that. And I was trying to imply in Explaination of Vergil's Lust for Power, that he does truly love his little sister, so why wouldn't he tell her he loves her.
4. Yep, that's what I was aiming for..but poor Setesh, eh? She so gonna loose it in the next chapter....
 
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