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Sage Mears [Voice of Kat] plays DmC

Oh come now, you can't tell me you weren't the same when you first played a Devil May Cry game.

For me, I had to read the entire instruction twice in DMC3.:lol:
If instructions are on the screen, I'll read them. But if there are no in-game instructions, I'll just smash some buttons until something works.:P I've never read instruction manuals....for anything. I just go ahead until something happens.I guess that's a bad habit to have.
 
Don't worry, if there isn't then me and Jak will just make our own DmC2, but as a really awesomely shot porno movie! :w00t: Yeah, we'll hire some really hot cosplayers for the actors, get some kitty ears and Optimus Prime as our camero Mascot, and have Vergil star as the butler wearing one of those funny little pink aprons. It'll be called:

DmC: Spunk and Bubbles Director's Cut Edition

We'll make billions! Billions I tell you! :lol:

[P.S Ditto :'(]
You're scaring me now. lol.
 
Oh come now, you can't tell me you weren't the same when you first played a Devil May Cry game.

For me, I had to read the entire instruction twice in DMC3.:lol:
Like Loopy,I didn't bother reading the instructions because I never do so,I just pressed all the buttons on the keyboard until I finally get a grasp of the moves. I didn't play a game like that at that time and it was VERY difficult for me to accomodate with the combat system.Until hours and hours of playing when I became more skillful with it and I started liking it after dying like 1213434 time in a row.
 
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DMC was my first video game to play (DMC3 then 1) and I think it wasn't the best decision because it was one of the hardest and for a starter like me...well,it was quite the experience.
After I gave up countless times and trying again to finish it :lol:.
I was a casual,a starter trying to play for the first time DMC games.God didn't have mercy on me back then haha.
 
Don't worry, if there isn't then me and Jak will just make our own DmC2, but as a really awesomely shot porno movie! :w00t: Yeah, we'll hire some really hot cosplayers for the actors, get some kitty ears and Optimus Prime as our camero Mascot, and have Vergil star as the butler wearing one of those funny little pink aprons. It'll be called:

DmC: Spunk and Bubbles Director's Cut Edition

We'll make billions! Billions I tell you! :lol:

[P.S Ditto :'(]

And I thought you were an innocent little thing. ._.
 
And I thought you were an innocent little thing. ._.
I am >_< in all honesty if you want know how innocent, on the subject of porno movies I haven't looked at one since I slapped in a video blank cassette belonging to my parents as a child and realized it didn't contain footage of pokemons o___o;

Mature fics however, I don't mind, as long as they've got a good story and aren't just a full out 'let's do it!' all about the graphic description than the wuv. I really get annoyed when they do that, it just kills it.

So, my attempt at a porno movie would probably consist of well directed hugs and cutting to black ;___;
 
I am >_< in all honesty if you want know how innocent, on the subject of porno movies I haven't looked at one since I slapped in a video blank cassette belonging to my parents as a child and realized it didn't contain footage of pokemons o___o;

Mature fics however, I don't mind, as long as they've got a good story and aren't a full out 'let's do it!' with icky overly graphic description. I really get annoyed when they do that, it just kills it.

So, my attempt at a porno movie would probably consist of well directed hugs and cutting to black ;___;

That must have been such a traumatizing experience,omg . o_o.
I had moments in my childhood when I was like 10 or 11 when I watched like 2 or 3 porno movies and I don't even know at this time why I did that.
Then I quit watching those because I came to the realization they're disgusting.
I don't mind watching erotica because it's more artistic and not just plain ugly ****ing.
And I also don't mind reading about sex scenes especially those which are detailed and written in a unique way. I prefer these over porn ANYDAY.
Exactly,fanfictions are literally golden.I love reading them.Good ones.
Not to mention how ridiculous are the scripts in those type of movies. Hell no.
 
That must have been such a traumatizing experience,omg . o_o.
I had moments in my childhood when I was like 10 or 11 when I watched like 2 or 3 porno movies and I don't even know at this time why I did that.
Then I quit watching those because I came to the realization they're disgusting.
I don't mind watching erotica because it's more artistic and not just plain ugly *******.
And I also don't mind reading about sex scenes especially those which are detailed and written in a unique way. I prefer these over porn ANYDAY.
Exactly,fanfictions are literally golden.I love reading them.Good ones.
Not to mention how ridiculous are the scripts in those type of movies. Hell no.
Traumatized? Not really. I kinda just staaaared at it a couple minutes completely confused. I think my exact thoughts were 'I don't get it' and 'you're doing it wrong' before I took it out XD I think I got more traumatised when some random guy on GAIAonline sent a link on the fishing game page once and it lead to a manly jiggly land where the sun down't shine. Swear it scared there friggin daylights out of it more than the music did :lol:

And I prefer fanfics over those movies. I find it too awkward. Although I really love the poorly written M/A fics that are so bad I can't help but laugh. I've never had the ovaries to pick up a romance novel, I'm afraid what's waiting for me there after I listened to a dramatic reading of one once [oh I wish I send it, it was so funny XD]

But what's the difference between between porn and erotica? Isn't that kind of the same thing, or does erotica literally mean art? o.o
 
Traumatized? Not really. I kinda just staaaared at it a couple minutes completely confused. I think my exact thoughts were 'I don't get it' and 'you're doing it wrong' before I took it out XD I think I got more traumatised when some random guy on GAIAonline sent a link on the fishing game page once and it lead to a manly jiggly land where the sun down't shine. Swear it scared there friggin daylights out of it more than the music did :lol:

And I prefer fanfics over those movies. I find it too awkward. Although I really love the poorly written M/A fics that are so bad I can't help but laugh. I've never had the ovaries to pick up a romance novel, I'm afraid what's waiting for me there after I listened to a dramatic reading of one once [oh I wish I send it, it was so funny XD]

But what's the difference between between porn and erotica? Isn't that kind of the same thing, or does erotica literally mean art? o.o
Erotica is sexual activities portrayed in a more artistic way,like movies for example, sex combined with art I guess.
Your reaction reminds me of Castiel's first reaction (from Supernatural) when Dean had that porn vid disk in his DVD player and he was confused and was asking :" Why is the pizza man slapping the babysitter's bottom?" And I was laughing so hard :lol:

Hmm,I don't particularly find anything 'arousing' in porn movies. :ermm: I think I would get bored after the first 10 minutes of it.I know many guys might not agree with me but this is quite the truth.I was quite amazed that some of my male friends didn't watch it either,believe me,they really don't,they prefer reading too xD. Even if you don't watch porn movies doesn't mean you're a 'pus*y or way too gay' or something like this. You know,people may have different tastes. ;)
 
I don't watch porn because nipples scare me....well female nipples that is.

I try watching Japanese porn (that includes hentai) only with the volume fully on to test my fortitude and mental resistance.....I can still only last like 2.5 minutes before going insane.
 
I don't watch porn because nipples scare me....well female nipples that is.

I try watching Japanese porn (that includes hentai) only with the volume fully on to test my fortitude and mental resistance.....I can still only last like 2.5 minutes before going insane.

Nipples are nipples on every human being.They look the same both on a man and a woman. It's weird that they freak you out though. xD
I tried to watch hentai again but I just can't,I close the tab after the first 30 seconds,not because of fright,but because I'm not mentally able to bear with them.
 
Well, what else is he going to wear to make the crumpets? XD
Jeans and a T-shirt? lol. Then again that's more what I'd wear. I hate dresses and aprons.

How did all of this turn into a discussion on porns, erotica and whatever else? I swear this is the fun thing about these forums. You never know where a conversation might lead. We should have a thread to see how many subjects members will go over before giving up.
 
Jeans and a T-shirt? lol. Then again that's more what I'd wear. I hate dresses and aprons.

How did all of this turn into a discussion on porns, erotica and whatever else? I swear this is the fun thing about these forums. You never know where a conversation might lead. We should have a thread to see how many subjects members will go over before giving up.
Hmm. I think it's good people become more open to different subjects even if it is on a forum..It happens accidentally though.
But it's not that bad. A little information there and there isn't that bad. :D It improves the communication skills.
 
Hmm. I think it's good people become more open to different subjects even if it is on a forum..It happens accidentally though.
But it's not that bad. A little information there and there isn't that bad. :D It improves the communication skills.
I agree. It's also pretty good entertainment. And it shows how comfortable everyone is with each other.

So, bunnies!
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Why haven't they picked up a yamato and taken over the world yet?
I think that one proves why. They're too busy falling asleep and being cute. Speaking of rabbits, there was a baby wild rabbit in my family's back yard. Just including that since you brought them up in the first place.
 
I don't watch porn because nipples scare me....well female nipples that is.

I try watching Japanese porn (that includes hentai) only with the volume fully on to test my fortitude and mental resistance.....I can still only last like 2.5 minutes before going insane.

My last record was 4 minutes...okay, I lied it was 1.
 
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