I tell myself everyday I'd stop reading Gawker, but by instinct I end up clicking. And every now and again, I find something noteworthy, like this:
http://io9.com/seattle-neighbors-are-seriously-****ed-about-those-crow-1723888414
This is one of the more beautiful stories I've read in a while - a little girl who's been feeding a bunch of random crows since she was four, and in turn, the crows swarm her house with gifts. Seriously not ****ing kidding. Over time, the crows have brought all kinds of random things to the girl, from polished rocks to even earrings. One can only guess where they found these things....but that's besides the point! The point is that my theory of crows being the second most intelligent animal on this planet was true! Just check this video out:
Anyway, now comes the crux of the story. Parasitic, rich white douchenozzles from a posh, upstate neighborhood in Seattle are filing a lawsuit against the girl's family. Why? Well, because their laws aren't quite as green as their penises, apparently. Rather than observe the rise of a species that could very well be humanity's successor, they're far more concerned with bird excrements and litter around their homes. Because, you know, a bird taking a **** on your windshield or roof has neeeeever happened before.
People always gave crap to the rich because they have more and never want to share. But, at the very least, I can understand holding tightly onto to what's yours. But now, we have a disturbing culture among the wealthy cropping up: In addition to holding onto their wealth, they actively have to take away things from others. Whether that be money, rights, or even the world's beauty. Let's all remember that lion-huting dentist d---stain.
**** them all.
http://io9.com/seattle-neighbors-are-seriously-****ed-about-those-crow-1723888414
This is one of the more beautiful stories I've read in a while - a little girl who's been feeding a bunch of random crows since she was four, and in turn, the crows swarm her house with gifts. Seriously not ****ing kidding. Over time, the crows have brought all kinds of random things to the girl, from polished rocks to even earrings. One can only guess where they found these things....but that's besides the point! The point is that my theory of crows being the second most intelligent animal on this planet was true! Just check this video out:
Anyway, now comes the crux of the story. Parasitic, rich white douchenozzles from a posh, upstate neighborhood in Seattle are filing a lawsuit against the girl's family. Why? Well, because their laws aren't quite as green as their penises, apparently. Rather than observe the rise of a species that could very well be humanity's successor, they're far more concerned with bird excrements and litter around their homes. Because, you know, a bird taking a **** on your windshield or roof has neeeeever happened before.
People always gave crap to the rich because they have more and never want to share. But, at the very least, I can understand holding tightly onto to what's yours. But now, we have a disturbing culture among the wealthy cropping up: In addition to holding onto their wealth, they actively have to take away things from others. Whether that be money, rights, or even the world's beauty. Let's all remember that lion-huting dentist d---stain.
**** them all.
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