LordOfDarkness
The Dark Avenger © †
But not only do I dislike it, I have spent countless hours of my life wasted on this officially and truly despicable game. Oh yes, it may indeed be old; but do not let that change your mind. Despite being old, it is nonetheless nowhere near a classic game. Not even close to a piece of gaming history, more a gaming disaster. It scarred me playing this games, and bored me half to death.
Driv3r
Okay, where do I begin?
Starting the game you may feel excited, anticipating what is about to come. Only to be hugely disappointed, with such greatness it will make you regret putting the disk in at all. Story wise... Well, it's just boring. Chase missions, they were dull. Missions that involved being stuck in a small room, with a forklift and a ladder. In order to escape, simply climb the ladder. Easier said than done, with the controls. Half the time you will find it practically impossible to perform even the smallest task. Running or jumping will lead you astray, and even damage your life. Realistically, jumping from a small wall not even the size of the character himself, would not harm you. But considering this is Driv3r, it will take half your bloody health off!!! What the hell is the point in playing an action game, when you can't even perform much action in the first place. If the environments themselves were to be driven in also, like the title would state. Then why on Earth do you crash into everything?
There is no logic, or dynamic to this game. The fighting and driving engine is completely flawed, and the graphics are surprisingly dull and lack detail. Despite release in 2004, the game developers presumably travelled and mapped these places out with incredible detail. Whether that is so, I never knew that Istanbul, Nice or Miami had a giant glitch World underneath them. Going out of bounds in any of these maps will send Tanner into a huge glitch World.
What they have done here is try to achieve something, graphically, interestingly and truly worthy to stand in the history of gaming. But have taken no consideration in the fact that in such an early stage in games, console capability, graphics and other such realism; they have failed epically >_<
To be final with the review of this game, I am going to go against "This is going to be the ride of your until now worthless life" OP2M (Official Playstation 2 Magazine) That review clearly offends every single owner who has a copy of this game. My review would be this "If you had any sense, keep your worthless life and never play this game!!!"
~LoD and Damien
Driv3r
Okay, where do I begin?
Starting the game you may feel excited, anticipating what is about to come. Only to be hugely disappointed, with such greatness it will make you regret putting the disk in at all. Story wise... Well, it's just boring. Chase missions, they were dull. Missions that involved being stuck in a small room, with a forklift and a ladder. In order to escape, simply climb the ladder. Easier said than done, with the controls. Half the time you will find it practically impossible to perform even the smallest task. Running or jumping will lead you astray, and even damage your life. Realistically, jumping from a small wall not even the size of the character himself, would not harm you. But considering this is Driv3r, it will take half your bloody health off!!! What the hell is the point in playing an action game, when you can't even perform much action in the first place. If the environments themselves were to be driven in also, like the title would state. Then why on Earth do you crash into everything? There is no logic, or dynamic to this game. The fighting and driving engine is completely flawed, and the graphics are surprisingly dull and lack detail. Despite release in 2004, the game developers presumably travelled and mapped these places out with incredible detail. Whether that is so, I never knew that Istanbul, Nice or Miami had a giant glitch World underneath them. Going out of bounds in any of these maps will send Tanner into a huge glitch World.
What they have done here is try to achieve something, graphically, interestingly and truly worthy to stand in the history of gaming. But have taken no consideration in the fact that in such an early stage in games, console capability, graphics and other such realism; they have failed epically >_<
To be final with the review of this game, I am going to go against "This is going to be the ride of your until now worthless life" OP2M (Official Playstation 2 Magazine) That review clearly offends every single owner who has a copy of this game. My review would be this "If you had any sense, keep your worthless life and never play this game!!!"
~LoD and Damien
