Microsoft's new XBOX One!

[Cabbage Detective]

But then you would only be able to watch porn and be spammed with adverts for penis enhancing pills. I'd hate that kind of console And the worst of it is, you would have to pay an sexbox membership subscription to watch the porn.:lol:

As sonic the hedgehog once said:
"THAT'S NO GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!"

 

[Rayl]

Microsoft isn't offering me enough TV and sports, won't be buying. 0.5/10.

 

[Demi-fiend]

rofl

Let's go over to Chancey's thread and flame Xbone over there.

 

[LordOfDarkness]

rofl

Let's go over to Chancey's thread and flame Xbone over there.

But wait, I have more names they could of called it...:'(

T.REXBOX (Like the dinosaur, snigger snigger...)
XBOX REBOX (Kinda like Rebok)
XBOX 123 (Because it appeals to a small child)
XBOX Play
NEXBOX (Think of it as if the name sounds like meaning 'Next Generation')
SEXBOX (As Chimichanga pointed out it's got great potential)
XBOXED (They really made it look like a big box didn't they?)
XBOXED & SHIPPED 'for a large fee'
EXBOX (Because much like your ex, it will soon be a thing of the past)
XBOX YMCA (I'm just trying to be funny at this point, badly...:|)
XBOX SP (Come on steal some names from Sony they won't even know!)
XBOXhall (Taking inspiration from the car Vauxhall here)
XBOX NEXT
XBOX CUBE (I mean it looks like a big cube and Nintendo won't suspect a thing)
XtraBOX (Because it does more for you?!...idk)
BEXBOXB60 (Another great name. Loads of potential)
XBOX Vita (Seriously, Sony won't catch on at all!!)

 

[Cabbage Detective]

But wait, I have more names they could of called it...:'(

T.REXBOX (Like the dinosaur, snigger snigger...)
XBOX REBOX (Kinda like Rebok)
XBOX 123 (Because it appeals to a small child)
XBOX Play
NEXBOX (Think of it as if the name sounds like meaning 'Next Generation')
SEXBOX (As Chimichanga pointed out it's got great potential)
XBOXED (They really made it look like a big box didn't they?)
XBOXED & SHIPPED 'for a large fee'
EXBOX (Because much like your ex, it will soon be a thing of the past)
XBOX YMCA (I'm just trying to be funny at this point, badly...:|)
XBOX SP (Come on steal some names from Sony they won't even know!)
XBOXhall (Taking inspiration from the car Vauxhall here)
XBOX NEXT
XBOX CUBE (I mean it looks like a big cube and Nintendo won't suspect a thing)
XtraBOX (Because it does more for you?!...idk)
BEXBOXB60 (Another great name. Loads of potential)
XBOX Vita (Seriously, Sony won't catch on at all!!)

Xboxers you use your xbox as your underwear :troll:

 

[LordOfDarkness]

Xboxers you use your xbox as your underwear :troll:

I can see where you're going with this. And you change your underwear much like how you might change certain things about the console...I like it

Everybody the new name for the XBOX is XBOXERS

 

[Cabbage Detective]

I can see where you're going with this. And you change your underwear much like how you might change certain things about the console...I like it

Everybody the new name for the XBOX is XBOXERS

How ever while inside of the xbox is trash inside mi-i dunno what im even saying lol

 

[ROCKMAN X]

LOL to be honest this one just looks like the original Xbox to me.. blocky and ugly

though i'm more concerned about new "Features" they're cramping in for the sake of a new console.

 

[V]

Thought they always made them boxy and ugly... so they can re-sell you a slimline version 2 years later.

 

[LordOfDarkness]

^ Yeah you're right I was thinking last night about how similar they both look in design. It's like they went right back to the start for inspiration for this and made it look like an ugly block too.

I've just heard a lot of bad things being said about the new features. And can someone please explain to me what people are going on about when they are saying that they can't borrow games and that the games will have to be on their account otherwise they will have to pay a 'fee'. I just don't follow what this is all about :|

 

[V]

Maybe this helps http://www.computerandvideogames.com/407912/microsoft-confirms-pre-owned-fee-for-xbox-one/

 

[Cabbage Detective]

It looks like a VHS player

 

[ROCKMAN X]

Thought they always made them boxy and ugly... so they can re-sell you a slimline version 2 years later.

Yeah genius marketing strategy right there !

 

[LordOfDarkness]

Thanks a lot for clearing up my question, leyasu

I think that's an absolutely terrible idea. There's no way I'd want to pay a fee of any amount for playing a game that a friend of mine has. Does anyone remember those good old days when you had a game that you could take to your friend's house and play together without the mention of any costs? What are Microsoft thinking? No wait let me rephrase that. Microsoft aren't thinking!

Haha, YES it does look like a VHS :lol:

 

[Loopy]

Things are not looking good for this new xbox right now. It looks bad, it's ignoring the fact that an Xbox is supposed to be for GAMING; instead it tries to be everything else but a gaming console.
I guess now the only hope is to wait and see what exclusive games will be released.

 

[V]

"Consumers are presented with a content selection and a choice of licenses allowing consumption of the content. The users consuming the content on a display device are monitored so that if the user-views licensed is exceeded, remedial action may be taken."

Based on the description of the technology developed for the patent it seems likely Microsoft will use the Kinect sensor, which is mandatory with Xbox One, to monitor the number of people present while watching a TV show, movie or music on the device. Presumably, should the content be consumed by too many people Xbox One owners will need to pay again."

Huh, is this true...? Sound like a baaaaaaaad joke

http://www.gameranx.com/updates/id/...rks-new-per-view-content-system-for-xbox-one/

(I don't know much about this website)

If true, WTF

 

[Loopy]

Huh, is this true...? Sound like a baaaaaaaad joke

http://www.gameranx.com/updates/id/...rks-new-per-view-content-system-for-xbox-one/

(I don't know much about this website)

If true, WTF

I have heard of this before. Somrthing to do with Kinect being able to sense how many people are watching, and if it's too many, then a fee needs to be paid.
So now people don't even own the games and movies that they buy? Xbox is sinking fast if this is true.

 

[V]

Does anyone else apart from me find that idea extremely creepy and somewhat insulting?

 

[Cabbage Detective]

Does anyone else apart from me find that idea extremely creepy and somewhat insulting?

yes it is indeed creepy

 

[Loopy]

Does anyone else apart from me find that idea extremely creepy and somewhat insulting?

People are ow having the idea to make the room very dark and paint their faces dark so that the kinect cannot see them. Apparently kinect has trouble knowing how many people are in a dark room.

Someone even suggested sticking pictures over the top of the kinect camera.

If this idea of kinect knowing how many people are watching a game or movie is true, xbox have really shot themselves in the foot big time.