Man Bites another Man's Penis "Like a Sandwich" Over Video Games

[Loopy]

I learned that from Dirty Jobs. They do it to keep down the competition.

Got to admit, that is a pretty smart strategy if they're wanting to stop rival males taking their ladies. Still weirded out by that though.

he must have missed breakfast

Did he also eat the huevos to go with the sausage breakfast?:troll::lol:

 

[ef9dante_oSsshea]

^^^ lmao

 

[Placido]

Let's just hope he doesn't want a second helping.......

 

[ef9dante_oSsshea]

Good thing he didnt treat his ass as finger food ha ha ha

 

[Placido]

Oh dear Lord..... O.O

 

[Chancey289]

Blow jobs, you're doing it wrong.

 

[Jak]

he must have missed breakfast

i skip breakfast everyday. you don't see me nibbling on girls' melons. you don't SEE me :troll:

 

[Loopy]

Good thing he didnt treat his ass as finger food ha ha ha

So I guess he got chocolate puddling on his fingers after:troll:

 

[EllDawn]

Got to admit, that is a pretty smart strategy if they're wanting to stop rival males taking their ladies. Still weirded out by that though.


Did he also eat the huevos to go with the sausage breakfast?:troll::lol:

I think I'm more weirded out by a guy doing it. At least animals have an excuse. He didn't.

 

[Electromagnetic]

Seems like kicking the poor guy in the crotch was just too mainstream.

 

[Placido]

Brings new meaning to the term"eat a d***".

 

[SugarMoon]

Can't get over the fact that the guy only had two teeth :blink:

 

[Alittleacorn]

Here's another painful one. A man cuts off his own penis because he was fed up of not having a girlfriend o_o

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-cuts-penis-because-frustrated-2651947

 

[ROCKMAN X]

Here's another painful one. A man cuts off his own penis because he was fed up of not having a girlfriend o_o

I'm pretty sure this guy is making excuses for having a really sick fetish gone wrong.

 

[EllDawn]

Here's another painful one. A man cuts off his own penis because he was fed up of not having a girlfriend o_o

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-cuts-penis-because-frustrated-2651947

That's pretty bad. And the guy was an idiot.

 

[Alittleacorn]

That's pretty bad. And the guy was an idiot.

Depression makes you do idiotic things. Although his case is an extreme one o_o

 

[ef9dante_oSsshea]

Here's another painful one. A man cuts off his own penis because he was fed up of not having a girlfriend o_o

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-cuts-penis-because-frustrated-2651947

wow what a psycho that is just so wrong but at least he won‘t suffer from erectile disfunction

 

[Stylish Nero]

Its quite obvious that it was blowjob gone horribly wrong. I heard people with no teeth gives the best BJs and I guess butt-buddy A wanted to try that with butt-buddy B but butt-buddy B messed up and accidentally bit his wiener and to cover up said incident they blamed video games since its basically what everyone does nowadays.

Some guy robbed a store. He was playing GTA.

A kid raped his cat. It was video games.

A dog ate a baby. Blame video games.

A girl grew a d*ck. Blame video games.

North Korea bombs South Korea. Blame video games.

The government shuts down. It was due to video games.

 

[DragonMaster2010]

 

[Loopy]

wow what a psycho that is just so wrong but at least he won‘t suffer from erectile disfunction

That's for sure, but I've heard of guys having phantom erections after having them chopped off...weird.:/