If you were a super villain...

[Jak]

Forget about technology and disabling cars. I just thought of the best and villionus idea ever

Grabs a ball thread and tie one end to a light pole, hides behind a bush and pulls the string when people get close and watch them trip over and laugh maniacally.

 

[Shadow]

genderbender scarecrow meets catwoman's wardrobe? alright, i can see that :thumbsup:

I might have to design a cosplay of this now...it's too tempting.

Sorry if I'm derailing the thread.

 

[KRSkull]

You know talking about Villains and costumes makes me wonder. What do villains do in the rest of the day when they aren't planing or doing something evil.

I might have to design a cosplay of this now...it's too tempting.

Sorry if I'm derailing the thread.

You shouldn't apologize this is the Villains thread. Villains don't always follow the rules.

 

[TerrorA]

Yeah! Have Fun! You know, before I eat your star and kill you all.

 

[La Femme Fatale]

I would be Queen Bee and I'd have a harem of outrageously attractive male slaves followers genetically predisposed to attend to my every need.

I would sabotage all of next year's cars to come without cupholders.

Sound pointless?

Think of the implications.

Oh no that goes too far.

 

[Meg]

I would be Queen Bee and I'd have a harem of outrageously attractive male slaves followers genetically predisposed to attend to my every need.

Wait, you're saying this isn't already the case?

 

[La Femme Fatale]

Wait, you're saying this isn't already the case?

Hah, I wish. No, they still hide from me. I have to lure them with trails of Reese's Pieces to my bedroom door like ET. ;P

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

I would be Queen Bee and I'd have a harem of outrageously attractive male slaves followers genetically predisposed to attend to my every need.

All clones of me, right darling? <3

Genetically altered to obedience, of course.

 

[La Femme Fatale]

All clones of me, right darling? <3

Genetically altered to obedience, of course.

Well, I'm an equal opportunity slave-owner employer, so I think some diversity in my harem is a good thing for morale.

But you'll always be the Khal to my Khaleesi.
/GoT reference ftw.

 

[KRSkull]

I just remembered one of the most Villainous idea ever.

Working as a baby sitter. The Villainous part comes in when the parents tells you that the child is grounded and he\she is not allowed to play video games for (insert amount of time). You take the child to the video game store and let him\her get his\her favorite video game and then say "I am buying this for you. But you won't be playing it because you are grounded

"