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If all the demons were gone, what would Dante do next?

the money he'll borrow ofcourse.

I'd like to see how he's gonna owe Lady now?
I wonder...

Lady: "Dante. It's time you pay me back for the money you borrowed!"

Dante: "Sorry Lady, I'm broke."

Lady: "Don't give me that! You're gonna pay me back one way or another!"

Dante: "And how will I do that?

Lady:"
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Hours Later

Lady:" Strip naked, you devil WHORE!!"

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ill tell you what he would do.... train really hard to face hes greatest and most powerfull enemy yet.........AZURA!!!!! :D
Dante vs Asura from asura's wrath?

Lolilol ... I think it could not even beat Alex Mercer or James Heller ... Asura, do not even think about it. >_<:P
 
He would get a dog and name her Bethany, but he would have to give up eating pizza to pay for normal dog expenses. Soon he would suffer from pizza withdraw, and have to sell Bethany to get money. After he spent all of his money he got off Bethany, he would have to become a male stripper to pay the rent, and of course, for pizza. Then one day he would be walking to work and pass a house that was under construction, he would accidentally knock a can of motor oil onto a construction workers cheese burger. When the worker eats the cheese burger, he turns into a zombie, because the cow that the burger was made of had mad cow disease and the mix of motor oil and the diseased meat made the zombie virus, creating a zombie army for him to fight. Thus creating Devil May Cry 5, The Rise of the Zombie God.
 
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